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i'm mr blightside
@babadooknukem.bsky.social
music pervert. that bitch from the computer. here for a bad time AND a long time (i cannot be killed by human weapons)

linktree: https://linktr.ee/babadooknukem
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attention best buy shoppers would the owner of the neon yellow civic with the three foot spoiler please stop lying to himself
btw someone who works for Dependent let it slip that there's gonna be a new Edge of Dawn single next year. Probably just one song though so don't get too excited, We'll see!!
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I love having 500 friends and memorizing wikipedia articles for fun and being the life of literally every party and knowing everything about Lizard Genetics
*banging fists on the desk* irregular autism Irregular Autism IRREGULAR AUTISM
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 AM
managed to fall in the exact same hole in the floor two times even though I knew it was there, literally looked right at the hole the second time and still fell right in, huge brain, 1million IQ genius
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 AM
not a bad night apart from the thing where I had to hear Drowning Pool
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
It was this btw 🙃
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Ok well I made one (1) request and the DJs eyes lit up like a Christmas tree and he yelled YES so at least I'm still good at reading the room
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This is, btw, why no one figured out What My Deal Is until I was like 38. Someone had to tell me it's not normal to have like 500 friends
I didn't become a nightclub bartender and career DJ so I could sit in my house by myself lmao c'mon man MY SPECIAL INTEREST IS OTHER PEOPLE HELLO
extremely sinking realization that I'm gonna have to crack and get back on facebook if I ever want to have friends here because nothing else is fucking working
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I didn't become a nightclub bartender and career DJ so I could sit in my house by myself lmao c'mon man MY SPECIAL INTEREST IS OTHER PEOPLE HELLO
extremely sinking realization that I'm gonna have to crack and get back on facebook if I ever want to have friends here because nothing else is fucking working
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
extremely sinking realization that I'm gonna have to crack and get back on facebook if I ever want to have friends here because nothing else is fucking working
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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I'm full now and you couldn't pay me to play. This is why you only eat after the gig.
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Made myself carsick on the way over here trying to relace my boots(????) very good body, not a fucking lemon at all, super Normal
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
alright let's go
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Gonna head down to the Nocturne reunion and yell PLAY DEAD STARS at Mike until he either agrees to drink 14 beers with me or has me removed from the building
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
vivid memory of making paintbrushes out of pencils and rubberbands and my own hair in a shitty little apartment with my hot water turned off
“Poor people have a right to art!”

They sure do. So get to it.
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
the only thing that kinda sucks about nuking my Twitter is that I didn't really bother saving any of my good posts and every once in a while I'm like "I wish I still had the one about accidentally swallowing the end of my own ponytail"
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"turkey never tastes good" who the fuck hurt you
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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it must feel good as fuck to be a dog and give a person rabies
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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the "virgin megastore" was a great third place. you could take dates there and shoplift together as a romantic activity. richard branson has so much money and nobody who works there gave a shit, you could just walk out with stuff
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
wizard music i guess
djSaturnine - Twitch
DUNGEON SYNTH: the bard casts Wonderwall, forcing you to disband the party
www.twitch.tv
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM