I WILL NOT BE SILENCED BY THE LIBRARIAN WHO SAYS I CANT BRING A CROCKPOT INTO NONFICTION. RUN THE EXTENSION CORD COWARD. LET THE STEW LEARN

They seem to have changed it after I posted, the new one certainly has more impact

rock n roll guy famous 20 years ago, only relevant to people who are 38

YOU HEARD THEM

"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack
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“Gooners!” I shrieked, “dissemble no more! I admit the deed! — decrypt the harddrive! — here, here! — it is the lewding of his illustrated wife!”

I like the up part of Ferris wheels but the down part makes me sad because it reminds me of my mother

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

this lady keeps posting about her beetlejuice sweater she got for halloween but it's clearly a freddy kreuger sweater. The stripes are the wrong color, they go the wrong direction. beetlejuice doesn't even wear sweaters. I know that Kant would completely ruin her but what would other philosophers do

I've made this scale to help people out during this holiday season

rip in piss bozo

that's fine they're better off up there in our attic

death stranding (2019)

chat what's your favorite classic Twilight Zone episode

not now we're busy

jazz night

Sick Kickflip Gloria Mundi

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

Macready got so big damn

This was sold as black but looks dark green in sunlight and other Goth Problems

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

I want to be included but like. From over here

please enjoy this very funny Cold Waves picture of me autistically not participating in a thing

hi Yuko