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i'm mr blightside
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music pervert. that bitch from the computer. here for a bad time AND a long time (i cannot be killed by human weapons)

linktree: https://linktr.ee/babadooknukem
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attention best buy shoppers would the owner of the neon yellow civic with the three foot spoiler please stop lying to himself
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Very disrespectful to the noble baritone horn. I would not patronize this business
please be for real right now.
November 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene is standing up to Trump on the Epstein files, but she's also urging Dana Bash to interview outspoken antisemite Nick Fuentes. She wants to push Trump aside for something even worse.
Marjorie Taylor Greene Apologizes for Her ‘Toxic Politics’
Greene’s comments come as she is embroiled in a public feud with Trump over his refusal to release the Epstein files.
time.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Watching Chilean election results come in and once again thinking about this tweet
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Cenobite at open mic night: we have such sights to show you…such exquisite pain…but enough about being married FOLKS haha I kid, my wife is a great teeth monster
November 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
guess what chat another heinous asshole is witholding like $150 from me for 4 days for no reason again
literally every item I've ever bought on poshmark, I've immediately hit "accept" in the app so the other person can have their money that day

NUMBER OF TIMES SOMEONE HAS DONE THIS FOR ME: zero
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This place by my house has what looks like Pub Curling??
November 16, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Panic!!! At the Truckstop
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM
ok I have some notes
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
posting some random goth bar decorations
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Funniest combo on my shelves is probably House of Leaves + God Delusion
Prompt: if you had to performatively display two books that you wanted the NYT writer profiling you about your career ending scandal to notice, what would they be?
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
it's gin btw
ok ok it's fine I know how to solve this problem (time to drink the juice that makes me Autisn't)
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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"40 year old man in a Foetus shirt is the most annoying guy at a party" rookie error, born of inexperience. most annoying guy at a party is actually "40 year old man in a Psychic TV shirt"
June 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
gonna go swing out by Coven tonight and try to convince @silverwalksmusic.bsky.social to play Drink Fourteen Beers with me
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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RED_DR4G0N: hay sexy :]
willgrahamphd: Hello.
RED_DR4G0N: wanna be witness 2 a great becumming? ;)
willgrahamphd: No.
RED_DR4G0N: y not :(
RED_DR4G0N: do u not like bald guys
willgrahamphd: I am currently busy inventing a murderer in my mind.
RED_DR4G0N: o
RED_DR4G0N: wait do u like murderer guys?
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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it's always two inane pedophiles telling each other "exactlyyyy"
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Give me the gift of Twenty Five Airplane Bottles of Malort this Christmas. You surely will not regret leaving me unsupervised with Twenty Five Airplane Bottles of Malort
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
hell version of the Castlevania Walgreens in St Charles in New Orleans
Trump blares Phantom of the Opera at the White House with an empty Friday schedule
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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that story is repulsive but you needn’t waste your brainpower envying that vanity fair reporter the things she got behaving abhorrently with a disgusting man. i wouldn’t have an affair with RFK jr to secure the journalistic bag and you wouldn’t either. look at him. he looks like he cums battery acid
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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I made you a flowchart:

www.todayintabs.com/p/no-one-tru...
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM