Smooth Dunk
LightNews LightNews
banner
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
Smooth Dunk
@smoothdunk2.bsky.social
38K followers 520 following 540 posts
get ready for some bad drawings. he/him
Posts Replies Media Videos
Pinned
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · Nov 25
Homophobe Notices Flag In Shop
Reposted by Smooth Dunk
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
Media Literacy In 2025
4 panel comic Panel 1: Pink Guy on a cinema screen says: I am the protagonist Panel 2: Blue Guy sitting in the audience, pumping fist, yells: YES Panel 3: Pink Guy: But I’m not necessarily “The Good Guy” Panel 4: Blue Guy choking on popcorn: WHUUUUUU
March 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
this is the guy who wants an AI Dead Nan
4 panel comic Panel 1: Yellow Guy holding up a phone with a gross AI version of his grandmother on screen. He says, “My grandma didn’t die, she’s still alive on my phone! Panel 2: Yellow Guy holding up a phone with a gross AI version of his girlfriend on screen. He says, “My girlfriend didn’t dump me, we’re still together on my phone!” Panel 3: Yellow Guy hugs his phone Panel 4: Yellow Guy suddenly looks at the reader and screams “NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO LEAVE ME”
December 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
POV: u posted a little joke on blue sky. com
2 panel comic Panel 1: Massively aggressive cop fly kicks a door down while screaming “Bluesky PD” Panel 2: Cop then points gun directly at the reader and hisses “We received reports you were having fun for a second”
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
wow who was he up against
5 panel comic. Panel 1: A man hosting an award ceremony announces that the winner of the FIFA peace prize is Donald Trump Panel 2: Donald Trump looking disgustingly excited Panels 3 to 5: The other nominees for the award looking suitably disappointed. They are: Mustard gas, The Devil, and a cardboard cut out of Adolf Hitler
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
6 Panel Comic Panel 1: A Purple Dude and a Green Dude in an electronics shop. The Purple Dude is holding a box containing a new laptop. Purple Dude: You’re all set. Here’s your new AI laptop and your guy. Green Dude: My what? Panel 2: A severe looking Red Dude in cap and shades has appeared behind Green Dude. Purple Dude: Your guy. Every new AI laptop comes with a guy. Panel 3: Green Dude is back at home. We see him through the window working at his new laptop. Panel 4: Interior of kitchen. Green Dude continues to work at his laptop. The Red Dude is standing next to him. Panel 5: Close up of laptop screen. Green Dude is about to turn off the AI features. Panel 6: Red Dude produces a gun and presses it to Green Dude’s temple. He hisses: Don’t you fucking dare.
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
Newspaper headline saying “White comedy man gets 15th 2nd chance” next to a picture of a white man looking like He’s Really Learnt His Lesson This Time
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
4 panel comic Panel 1: An AI generated version of Purple Guy’s dead mother is speaking to him on his phone. She says “Look, darling. With AI we can be together forever” Panel 2: Purple Guy looking very upset. He asks “Do you love me, mum?” Panel 3: The disgusting AI fake mum replies “I do. Almost as much…” Panel 4: AI mum turns into an advert for online gambling. She yells: “…As I love getting 10 free spins when I sign up to pocket casino.com”
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Reposted by Smooth Dunk
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
every day. women post their achievements online and get their hearts broken 😔
3 Panel Comic Panel 1: a woman posts a picture of herself online with the caption: Hi everybody! Just finished my PHD dissertation! Panel 2: Meathead reply guy responds: UGLY. I would not bang you Panel 3: Black and white picture of woman looking devastated. A single tear rolls down her cheek. Text says “Today, my dream to fuck @incel_cheesedick died…”
April 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
working at the nyt
4 panel comic Panel 1: Newspaper editor and two reporters gather around a desk. Editor (looking mad): We need five more articles calling trans people evil by the end of the week Panel 2: Reporter points to something out of the window behind the editor Reporter: What’s that up in the sky? Panel 3: Up in the sky we see a bat signal, but the bat is replaced by a gross pedo chasing a little girl. Editor (in a very nonchalant manner): oh my god that’s just Epstein’s kiddie-fucker signal calling all the kiddie fuckers Panel 4: Editor bangs violently on desk and yells: FOCUS
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
me when the AI bubble bursts
3 panel comic Panel 1: A desperate, panicking Blue Guy screams into his phone: Come Quickly! The AI companies are in trouble! Panel 2: A Pink Guy, also on the phone, replies: Oh Shit! I’m on my way! Panel 3: Pink Guy is relaxing in his living room, having a lovely cup of tea. He has no intention of going to help save the AI sinking slop ship.
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
rip 😔
2 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy dressed in a black suit giving a eulogy at a funeral. We see the coffin and flowers behind him. Purple Guy: Sometimes when a person dies, others will say “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all” Panel 2: Purple Guy: But that’s bullshit and this guy was a fucking cunt
November 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
elon musk: people in the uk live like hobbits. um let’s look at you for a second bro
4 panel comic Panel 1: Elon Musk speaks directly to the reader using the lying mouth on his dishonest face Musk: People in the uk live like hobbits, y’know? Panel 2: Musk continues to talk complete garbage and says: Like, they literally live like characters in a fantasy book Panel 3: Musk stretches and yawns like a weird cat. Panel 4: Musk curls up fast asleep on a giant hoard of gold and riches, mirroring Smaug at the end on the hobbit.
November 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
guys cmonnn. it’s time to leave Prince Andrew alone
4 panel comic Panel 1: Pink Guy is talking to a Blue Guy. Pink Guy says “I think Prince Andrew should be put on trial” Panel 2: Blue Guy is absolutely distraught and replies “On TRIAL? Hasn’t he suffered ENOUGH?” Panel 3: Blue Guy grabs Pink Guy by the collar and yells “LOOK at him”. He points to the right. Panel 4: We see Prince Andrew theatrically moping on a chaise longue. Blue Guy screams “He’s collapsed theatrically onto a chaise longue!!”
October 22, 2025 at 11:34 AM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
whomst amongst us
2 panel comic Panel 1: Smug Orange Man says “Let he who has NOT had a Nazi phase cast the first stone” Panel 2: Orange man shits his pants as he is simultaneously pelted with a shitload of stones
October 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
the US government has arrived on bluesky
4 panel comic Panel 1: A group of people just having a lovely time. Everyone is laughing Panel 2: An absolute Federal Agent appears in the middle of the group laughing like an obnoxious robot Panel 3: The group quickly disperses, leaving the gross creepy agent by himself Panel 4: The agent touches his ear and says “arrest their moms”
October 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Reposted by Smooth Dunk
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
cybertruck owners when the accelerator pedal gets stuck
November 19, 2024 at 10:21 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
hello new Bluesky users!! here’s how Bluesky works:
5 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy waves at the reader and says “Hi. I’ve just joined Bluesky! I think I’m a pretty good person” Panel 2: A door in the background flies open and a Greenish Guy appears. Panel 3: The Greenish Guy slides on knees towards the Purple Guy. He says “You’ll Never-“ Panel 4: Greenish Guy comes even closer and says “Be good-“ Panel 5: Close up. The Greenish Guy grips the Purple Guy’s face and hisses “Enoughhhh”
October 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
4 panel comic Panel 1: A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop. Blue Person: Woohoo. I’m the CEO of a social media platform. Panel 2: Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself Panel 3: Purple person looks concerned and says: Really…but… Panel 4: Purple person: You’re such a whiny little fucking baby
October 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
4 panel comic Panel 1: ICE “Agent” (thug) punches protester hard in the face. Agent: STOP Panel 2: ICE Agent viciously snaps protester’s arm Agent: BEING Panel 3: ICE Agent strangles protester Agent: POLITICALLY Panel 4: ICE Agent stamps on protester’s head Agent: VIOLENT
September 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists
4 panel comic Panel 1: On the left hand side of the panel a member of the KKK is snivelling like a pissy little baby. A Red Guy and a Purple Guy stand next to him. The Red Guy says to the Purple Guy, “Look what you’ve done” Panel 2: The Red Guy continues “You’ve upset this poor, sweet racist” the little KKK bitch whimpers “I don’t even feel like lynching a black person” Panel 3: The Red Guy goes on with disgusting sympathy “He doesn’t even feel like lynching a black person” Panel 4: The Red Guy says “And that’s his FAVOURITE thing to do” he puts his arm around the whiny little pointy robed cunt.
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Reposted by Smooth Dunk
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
Edgy Internet Guy™ (2025)
4 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy and Red Guy. Red Guy is pointing to his phone saying: My jokes are racist as fuck and I don’t give a shittt. lmfao Panel 2: Red Guy: Hope you don’t find my edgy humour too offensive lol Panel 3: Purple Guy: I made a joke about a dead billionaire Panel 4: Red Guy, absolutely livid: I’m tellin
April 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
Republican Flip Flop
4 panel comic Panel 1: silhouette of a hooded figure Panel 2: Republican screaming “ KILL THAT TR*NNY F*GGOT” Panel 3: hooded figure turns to reveal that he is a Republican Panel 4: First Republican falls to his knees. He grips the shooter’s hand and looks to the heavens. He says “God forgive this young man. He knows not what he did”
September 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
Right Winger Vision
4 panel comic Panel 1: A Yellow Guy is about to reveal something hidden under a red sheet. A Red Guy (Right Winger) watches on Panel 2: Yellow Guy reveals the new Cracker Barrel Logo. It is a very simple design. They have removed the old man and the barrel. Panel 3: Close up of Right winger’s face. He is absolutely terrified. The sweat trickles down his face and a reflection of Fire in his eyes Panel 4: We see the logo through the Right winger’s eyes. The logo is wreathed in flames, two men are having anal sex next to it, leaning on a barrel that says “Fuck Jesus”
August 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
buying into AI
3 panel comic Panel 1: Blue Guy and Pink Guy. Pink Guy: Ai will change EVERYTHING. Just give me a Shitload of money Blue Guy: okey Panel 2: Blue Guy hands over a massive stack of cash and says “How will it change everything?” Panel 3: Pink Guy is running away as fast as he can with the money. He says “It’s a secret”
August 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM