Smooth Dunk
LightNews LightNews
banner
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
Smooth Dunk
@smoothdunk2.bsky.social
39K followers 570 following 610 posts
get ready for some bad drawings. he/him
Posts Replies Media Videos
Pinned
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · Nov 25
Homophobe Notices Flag In Shop
Reposted by Smooth Dunk
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
when you say “duhh ai writing is good actually” you’re the yellow guy. this is u
4 panel comic Panel 1: Pink Guy holds up a stack of paper and says: I’m a writer, could you read my manuscript? Yellow Guy, walking dismissively out of shot: gross no Panel 2: Robot moves into shot. A panel in its stomach is full of scraps of text. Robot snatches manuscript from pink guy and says: Gimmie that Panel 3: Robot stuffs manuscript into its mouth Panel 4: Robot bends over and proceeds to shoot a sludge of disgusting paper mulch into Yellow Guy’s smiling open mouth
March 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
The Struggles Of Elon Musk 😔
A cartoon made in response to an Elon Musk tweet that reads “Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔” The black and white cartoon shows Musk standing against the wind. There is a distant expression on his face and a single tear being blown from his left eye. He wraps his arms around himself, trying to keep warm. The world is so cruel to him. Punishing him for the meagre crime of hoarding massive amounts of wealth and showing no empathy for the vulnerable. Also, he uses his platform to boost racism, misogyny, and white supremacy but seriously guys who would hold that against a fella? Next to him a caption reads “Being a shit person is ruining my life”
February 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
get it right
3 panel comic Panel 1: A Pink Guy has spray painted the words “All billionaires are scum” on a blue wall. Pleased with his work, he looks at the reader and gives a thumbs up. Panel 2: An Orange Guy comes into shot and snatches the can of spray paint out of the Pink Guy’s hand. He looks angry and yells “Hey!” Panel 3: The Orange Guy has changed the message so it now reads “All billionaires are scumbag pedophiles. Both the Pink Guy and the Orange Guy give the reader a thumbs up.
January 31, 2026 at 11:37 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
AI TRAINING??? YES PLEASE!!!
3 panel comic Panel 1: Blue Guy sits at a desk with a laptop. Purple Guy is his teacher. He points to a spot on the laptop screen. Purple Guy: “What’s this” Panel 2: Close up on screen. Purple Guy is pointing to a sentence that starts with “I think that…” Blue Guy: “An original thought” Panel 3: Purple Guy hurls the laptop into Blue Guy’s face and screams “START AGAIN”
January 28, 2026 at 3:00 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
US government rn
A cartoon of a news report. The picture shows a government official doing a press conference flanked by goons. The headline reads “A man attacked federal bullets with his body” Underneath the picture is a quote saying “those bullets had families”
January 25, 2026 at 11:29 AM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
How To Spot An ICE Agent At A Gun Range
Cartoon A Red Guy in shades and ear protectors is practicing at a shooting range. Along the wall in front of him are targets. They show the silhouette of a man’s upper body. However, the target the red guy is aiming at is hanging much lower than the rest, at roughly the height of a small child, and he is shooting from a kneeling position.
January 24, 2026 at 1:04 AM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
I think someone just DM’d me and I cannot see DMs so if that was you, sorry!
January 22, 2026 at 5:58 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
3 panel comic Panel 1: Orange Guy standing at a stall with a sign that says “Shit Sandwich, £500” Pink Guy walks up to the stall, Orange Guy gestures excitedly at the sign. Panel 2: Pink Guy continues walking past the Shit Sandwich stall. The Orange Guy looks dejected Panel 3: Orange Guy says “Wow. That guy can’t read”
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 AM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
imagine if it happens on tv
3 panel comic Panel 1: A crowd is watching TV in a bar. The TV is facing away from the reader. The crowd ecstatically screams “YEAHHHH!” Panel 2: A new guy walks into shot from the left and says “You guys watching football?” A guy in crowd answers “Nope” Panel 3: The new guy looks at the TV screen and immediately screams “OH FUCK YEAH”
January 19, 2026 at 7:49 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
A Nazi (2026)
4 panel comic: Panel 1: A smug Nazi throwing up a Nazi salute Panel 2: The Nazi gets hit with a little water balloon Panel 3: The Nazi starts to shrink and shrivel Panel 4: The Nazi is a now tiny crying baby
January 18, 2026 at 3:14 AM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
empathy is toxic, bro
3 panel comic Panel 1: Two characters are lying on a conveyor belt that is slowly feeding them into a meat grinder. A Pink Guy is closest to the grinder. He is duct taped and tied up. A Blue Guy in sun glasses is next to him. He is not tied up and there is a lever saying “Stop” above his head. Pink Guy yells, “HELP! PULL THE LEVER!” Blue Guy casually says “No can do, bro. Empathy is toxic” Panel 2: The Pink Guy is crushed by the grinder as the Blue Guy folds his arms across his chest and says “Caring is weakness, bro” Panel 3: The Blue Guy starts to get crushed by the grinder. His agonised last words are “What’s in it for me, bro?”
January 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Reposted by Smooth Dunk
ellisjrosen.bsky.social
January 16, 2026 at 9:03 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
typical ai use case
4 panel comic Panel 1: Blue Guy is at a restaurant. Pink Guy is the waiter serving him. Blue Guy is holding his phone up to his face and shouting obnoxiously, “Gemini, what food does this place have?” Waiter: “Sir, we have a menu” Panel 2: Blue Guy continues into phone: “Gemini, what burgers do they do?” Waiter: “You can check the menu” Panel 3: Blue Guy: “Gemini, pizza options?” Waiter, looking at the menu on the table in front of the Blue Guy: “It’s literally right there” Panel 4: Blue Guy: “Gemini, spaghetti, yes or no?” Waiter: Rotate your eyeballs 45 degrees downward
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Reposted by Smooth Dunk
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
4 panel comic Panel 1: ICE “Agent” (thug) punches protester hard in the face. Agent: STOP Panel 2: ICE Agent viciously snaps protester’s arm Agent: BEING Panel 3: ICE Agent strangles protester Agent: POLITICALLY Panel 4: ICE Agent stamps on protester’s head Agent: VIOLENT
September 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
Two Aliens Looking At Bluesky
4 panel comic Panel 1: A Green Alien and a Pink Alien watch Bluesky on a monitor aboard their spaceship Green Alien says “Some of them are arguing about a war. And some of them are arguing about a cartoon dog with boobs” Panel 2: Pink Alien replies, “So this is happening in two separate dimensions” Panel 3: Green Alien says, “No. In the same dimension. At the same time. Panel 4: Pink Alien: “Fuckin what”
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
2 panel comic Panel 1: White Guy in suit is standing on a Purple Guy’s throat. Purple Guy: Ack! Get your fucking foot of my throat Panel 2: White Guy is still standing on Purple Guy’s throat, but now looks mortal offended White guy: Um, MANNERS
January 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
it’s all i’ve got
4 panel comic Panel 1: Laptop screen that says: 2025 Accomplishments. 1. Panel 2: Purple guy looking thoughtful Panel 3: Purple Guy typing Panel 4: Laptop screen that says: 2025 Accomplishment: Didn’t die
December 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy standing next to a Purple Guy who is wearing a mask. Red Guy angrily asks, “Why are you wearing a mask?” Panel 2: Purple Guy reaches into their pocket and says “I have a note that explains it” Panel 3: Purple Guy hands Red Guy the note Panel 4: Close up of Red Guy reading a note that says “Because fuck off you nosy bitch”
December 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
edgy
3 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy leaning on a shovel standing next to a snow sculpture that says “Edgy Comedy” Panel 2: Sun comes out from behind clouds Panel 3: The snow melts, revealing a stone sculpture that says “The weakest shit I have ever written”
December 28, 2025 at 11:28 AM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
right wingers in 2026
4 panel comic Panel 1: Guy dancing with a cigarette. He looks so happy. The caption reads “Smoking to own the woke” Panel 2: Guy is still dancing and smoking but his skin now looks like worn leather. The caption reads “Prematurely aging to own the wokes” Panel 3: Guy is sucking back on an oxygen tank looking frail and thin. Caption reads “Lung cancer to own the wokes” Panel 4: Tombstone that says “Dead to own the wokes”
December 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
4 panel comic Panel 1: A disheveled Purple Guy sits on the pavement. He looks intensely upset. He says “I’ve lost everything. My family. My job. The streets are my home now.” Panel 2: Purple Guy starts to sob and says “It’s like the whole world hates me.” A hand rests on his shoulder. Panel 3: Purple Guy looks up to see a Yellow Guy looking down at him with tears in his eyes. Yellow Guy says “I know how you feel, friend” Panel 4: Yellow Guy weeps, looking up to heaven for answers. He says “I’m a billionaire with a blue sky account”
December 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
Santa Is Now Using AI
Santa is checking his list, standing next to a very small baby Santa: Looks like you’re on the naughty list Jimmy. Says here you shot a man in 1886”
December 21, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Reposted by Smooth Dunk
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
here’s an Elon Musk Christmas Tale. Merry Xmas everyone ❤️
7 panel comic Panel 1: Elon Musk and Santa. Elon: I’ve bought you’re entire operation. Santa: What Panel 2: Musk: I fired the elves. And the reindeer. Panel 3: Musk, gesturing at a modified cybertruck. Christmas sacks are inside and a huge rocket is strapped to the side. Elon: this is your new sleigh Panel 4: Musk watches as the cyber sleigh ascends into the night sky Panel 5: The cyber sleigh immediately implodes Musk: shit Panel 6: As the wreckage falls to earth Musk frantically types on his phone Panel 7: Musk tweets: The Jews just killed Sant
December 24, 2024 at 1:02 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
a lot of AI advocates are this red guy
4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy and Blue Kid are having a conversation. Blue Kid: I wanna be an Artist Red Guy: Ha ha ha. You’ll never make it Panel 2: 15 years later: Blue Kid is now an adult. He says: I became an artist! Red Guy looks surprised. Panel 3: Red Guy descends into bitterness brought on by his own failures Panel 4: Close up of Red Guy, really really mad. He seeths: I’ll make you PAY for proving me wrong
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
smoothdunk2.bsky.social
this is the guy who wants an AI Dead Nan
4 panel comic Panel 1: Yellow Guy holding up a phone with a gross AI version of his grandmother on screen. He says, “My grandma didn’t die, she’s still alive on my phone! Panel 2: Yellow Guy holding up a phone with a gross AI version of his girlfriend on screen. He says, “My girlfriend didn’t dump me, we’re still together on my phone!” Panel 3: Yellow Guy hugs his phone Panel 4: Yellow Guy suddenly looks at the reader and screams “NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO LEAVE ME”
December 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM