Rusty Foster
@rusty.todayintabs.com
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Rusty Foster
@rusty.todayintabs.com
· Jul 17
I never wrote a picture in my life
I wish it were more surprising
January 17, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I wish it were more surprising
Few people know this but Matt Bai is named after what you say to your subscription when a magazine hires him
20-odd years ago, I was fired from my dream job at Rolling Stone before I could publish anything. So let's try this again! Thanks to all who read me in the Post these past 6 years - hope you'll follow the next chapter.
January 17, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Few people know this but Matt Bai is named after what you say to your subscription when a magazine hires him
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ICE: "followed by will stancil"
January 17, 2026 at 1:47 AM
ICE: "followed by will stancil"
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If you are neutral in times of milk hotel injustice, you have chosen the side of the milk hotel oppressor.
January 16, 2026 at 11:41 PM
If you are neutral in times of milk hotel injustice, you have chosen the side of the milk hotel oppressor.
I think it’s the magazine for Boomers now
January 17, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I think it’s the magazine for Boomers now
I vividly remember my first upgrade to 56k
January 17, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I vividly remember my first upgrade to 56k
in college I was in a few different telnet chat havens! That’s at least two generations of chat before most people knew about online
January 17, 2026 at 2:12 AM
in college I was in a few different telnet chat havens! That’s at least two generations of chat before most people knew about online
I’m so goddamn old
January 17, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I’m so goddamn old
Compuserve CB Simulator
Okay, let's get nostalgic
What was the VERY FIRST online platform that you became addicted to posting on?????
What was the VERY FIRST online platform that you became addicted to posting on?????
January 16, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Compuserve CB Simulator
God’s like don’t blame me, that thing is broken in half and glued back together.
January 16, 2026 at 10:02 PM
God’s like don’t blame me, that thing is broken in half and glued back together.
it's like the whole world has a gas leak
January 16, 2026 at 9:16 PM
it's like the whole world has a gas leak
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one of my favorite vines... i wonder where he is, and if he's having a good whiskey friday with tony dokoupil
www.youtube.com/shorts/J9KE8...
www.youtube.com/shorts/J9KE8...
shower time adderall glass of whiskey diesel jeans vine
YouTube video by Yesenia Castro
www.youtube.com
January 16, 2026 at 7:52 PM
one of my favorite vines... i wonder where he is, and if he's having a good whiskey friday with tony dokoupil
www.youtube.com/shorts/J9KE8...
www.youtube.com/shorts/J9KE8...
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feeling Insane today... thank god it's whiskey friday with tony dokoupil
January 16, 2026 at 7:50 PM
feeling Insane today... thank god it's whiskey friday with tony dokoupil
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Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tony Dokoupil needy Whiskey Friday
January 15, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tony Dokoupil needy Whiskey Friday
TGIWFWTD! www.todayintabs.com/p/thank-god-...
Thank God It's Whiskey Friday With Tony Dokoupil
TGIWFWTD, amirite?
www.todayintabs.com
January 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
TGIWFWTD! www.todayintabs.com/p/thank-god-...
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I showed Gas Town to my business partner Rich and he said “oh it's SOAP/WSDL for agents” and I am still processing that.
January 16, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I showed Gas Town to my business partner Rich and he said “oh it's SOAP/WSDL for agents” and I am still processing that.
Flossed my teeth, just to feel something
January 16, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Flossed my teeth, just to feel something
this is not a place of honor
January 16, 2026 at 3:35 AM
this is not a place of honor
we’ve got bigger problems, we’re leaving Ryan Lizza in 2025 god bless
January 16, 2026 at 3:13 AM
we’ve got bigger problems, we’re leaving Ryan Lizza in 2025 god bless
every accusation is a confession
January 16, 2026 at 2:41 AM
every accusation is a confession
The Insurrection Act itself defines no clear standard for its invocation, beyond how the President feels. He doesn’t need to meet a threshold, and he can always and anywhere find a pretext.
January 16, 2026 at 2:41 AM
The Insurrection Act itself defines no clear standard for its invocation, beyond how the President feels. He doesn’t need to meet a threshold, and he can always and anywhere find a pretext.
It’s so funny that “public exposure of your politics” is the worst thing they can imagine.
January 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
It’s so funny that “public exposure of your politics” is the worst thing they can imagine.
We tried both, now we see if either works
January 16, 2026 at 2:10 AM
We tried both, now we see if either works
“I guess that’s why they call it ‘Lost In Translation’”
January 16, 2026 at 12:14 AM
“I guess that’s why they call it ‘Lost In Translation’”