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I never wrote a picture in my life
15 pts huh
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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been listening to a radio station play the same five or six seconds of the same song for the past 30 minutes. it's still going. let's embrace this madness together, come on. it'll be nice.

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Cities97 has been playing the last two bars of the @maxmcnown01.bsky.social song “A Lot More Free” for over 7 minutes. lol methinks this is in error
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
“It’s bad politics to raise turnout for your side in an election” has the exact same vibe as “hey fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman?”
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Wow, google maps. Rude
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I realized the other day that at this point in my life and career my chances of ever having “a job” again are vanishingly slim, and I immediately thought “I should get a neck tattoo.”
December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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married a construction vehicle operator call that a Crane Wife
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Here’s a perspective to think about: intelligence (whatever you think that is) is distributed as a bell curve, and being out on either end of that curve is effectively a disability.
Even by the standards of The Atlantic, this is an extraordinarily weak evidence base for an article.

Data from a tiny handful of schools that isn't measuring the variable at issue and a few thin, secondhand anecdotes.
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
you ever find yourself staring vacantly into your fridge for a minute and half wondering what you even opened it for and what happened to your youth and what will become of everyone you love after you’re dead
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Happy anniversary to those who celebrate www.todayintabs.com/p/turn-that-...
December 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
December 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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wake up babe, woke bill kristol is mogging the democratic party again
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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IT IS TIME

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November 29, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Everything Happens on X
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I see Lizza has put up the next chapter of his worldwide application to never get a reporting job again
December 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
But you can't say I didn't warn you right in the subject line! www.todayintabs.com/p/let-s-see-...
December 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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LEAVITT: THE PRESIDENT'S FLUIDS REMAIN MOIST, VISCOUS, WITHIN NORMAL PARAMATERS, AND AT APPROPRIATE PRESURES
*LEAVITT SAYS HER TEAM IS RELEASING TRUMP MRI RESULTS
*LEAVITT: TRUMP MRI WAS PREVENTATIVE CARDIOVASCULAR IMAGING
*LEAVITT: TRUMP'S CARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM SHOWS EXCELLENT HEALTH
*LEAVITT: TRUMP ABDOMINAL IMAGING PERFECTLY NORMAL
*LEAVITT: EVERYTHING EVALUATED IS FUNCTIONING W/ NORMAL LIMITS
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Reminder that the thing you’re fundamentally buying when you subscribe to The Verge is our ethics policy: we don’t do brand deals and pretend they’re reviews and we insist companies (and the White House) be on the record if they want quotes in our stories. Worth it! www.theverge.com/ethics-state...
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I couldn’t remember the names of the two guys in Waiting for Godot so I called them Estrogen and Tarragon and it turns out I was right
December 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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when there's a holiday sale at Le Creuset but supplies are limited
December 12, 2023 at 9:38 PM
There are two fancy mustards in my fridge right now and we’re so close to my spouse saying “wow its almost like those are my dipping mustards” I can feel it
November 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
more like strong pour no feelings amirite
November 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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FFmpreg
November 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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They are just very slowly making a cake out of him
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM