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JLP @jlp.systems · Sep 2
Hm I think I will do everything right from now on
Drinking reggie
January 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Bro I missed you at cud brunch!
January 17, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Everybody’s workin for the weakened
January 17, 2026 at 3:41 PM
What if you’re me
January 17, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Got rid of a blackhead that’s been under my eye for over a year ✅🙏📈
January 17, 2026 at 3:05 PM
damn haha
January 17, 2026 at 2:44 PM
damn haha damn
January 17, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Happy birthday buddy! I hope you do something nice today
January 17, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I sort of get this
January 17, 2026 at 1:53 PM
They say you should try to spend 70% of your income on fonts
January 17, 2026 at 1:51 PM
oh neat!
January 17, 2026 at 1:24 PM
is this that anime y’all are always talking about
January 17, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Without adjectives, you can’t teach a dog tricks
January 17, 2026 at 1:06 PM
My main regret at not having any kids is that I never got to post "they're coming out with a new person"
January 17, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Waking up at the crack of dawn to harvest mass shooters, our most precious resource
January 17, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Now that's a cheeky nandos
January 17, 2026 at 12:06 PM
And I'm helping
January 17, 2026 at 12:02 PM
The Stupid Fucking Asshole
January 17, 2026 at 5:36 AM
How about this: twin peaks real
January 17, 2026 at 4:58 AM
ok that sounds kind of true
January 17, 2026 at 4:12 AM
When you think motorcycles, think tigers plus lawyers
January 17, 2026 at 4:05 AM
naming my son Daddie
Daddie Mann
January 17, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Daddie Mann
January 17, 2026 at 3:53 AM
It’s giving bringing it back
January 17, 2026 at 3:43 AM
ate to much garbola
Time to eat refined garbola
January 17, 2026 at 3:41 AM