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· Sep 2
Hm I think I will do everything right from now on
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guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
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If AI videos become so good you can’t tell what’s real or not I’ll just never watch a video again. Whatever
January 5, 2026 at 1:57 AM
If AI videos become so good you can’t tell what’s real or not I’ll just never watch a video again. Whatever
I decided it's cool again now if people wanna use the When The Levee Breaks drum sample, it's time
Man Next Door (Remastered 2019)
YouTube video by Massive Attack - Topic
youtu.be
January 5, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I decided it's cool again now if people wanna use the When The Levee Breaks drum sample, it's time
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As a kid, going, "Look under," and getting the other person to say, "Under where?" was huge.
Someone once tried to do it to me and I said, "UNDERWEAR UNDERWEAR UNDERWEAR!" and they still laughed and went, "Haha, you said underwear."
Anyway, aligning yourself with power won’t protect you.
Someone once tried to do it to me and I said, "UNDERWEAR UNDERWEAR UNDERWEAR!" and they still laughed and went, "Haha, you said underwear."
Anyway, aligning yourself with power won’t protect you.
January 5, 2026 at 12:33 AM
As a kid, going, "Look under," and getting the other person to say, "Under where?" was huge.
Someone once tried to do it to me and I said, "UNDERWEAR UNDERWEAR UNDERWEAR!" and they still laughed and went, "Haha, you said underwear."
Anyway, aligning yourself with power won’t protect you.
Someone once tried to do it to me and I said, "UNDERWEAR UNDERWEAR UNDERWEAR!" and they still laughed and went, "Haha, you said underwear."
Anyway, aligning yourself with power won’t protect you.
Wow, my back, from lifting!
January 5, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Wow, my back, from lifting!
I love FIREWORKS!!!!!!!! on jan 4th!!!
January 4, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I love FIREWORKS!!!!!!!! on jan 4th!!!
Getting my tubbous ass back to the gym this week!!!!
January 4, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Getting my tubbous ass back to the gym this week!!!!
Siri play Holland Oates - Your This Is On My This
January 4, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Siri play Holland Oates - Your This Is On My This
They’re coming out with some new pustules
January 4, 2026 at 5:17 PM
They’re coming out with some new pustules
Drinking 9999999999999 mL of water
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Drinking 9999999999999 mL of water
Hey is that a big piece of shit on your face?
January 4, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Hey is that a big piece of shit on your face?
I didn’t know what else to do so I rode the moto to the grocery to get ice cream and sardines
January 4, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I didn’t know what else to do so I rode the moto to the grocery to get ice cream and sardines
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At least Trump sounds and looks like
shit and is dying
shit and is dying
January 4, 2026 at 1:49 AM
At least Trump sounds and looks like
shit and is dying
shit and is dying