Waikiki Wanda
@wanda.bsky.social
I was the first person on Bluesky to post “crube” 🪳
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Okay I'm putting down my phone for several hours if anybody needs me you'll need to communicate telepathically through archaic mediums
December 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Okay I'm putting down my phone for several hours if anybody needs me you'll need to communicate telepathically through archaic mediums
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Liz Bruenig in a locked ward somewhere counting the petals she's pulling off a flower
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Liz Bruenig in a locked ward somewhere counting the petals she's pulling off a flower
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if i were paul dano id be like…please stop defending me. you‘re all protesting too much and i’m starting to feel like you’re overcompensating
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
if i were paul dano id be like…please stop defending me. you‘re all protesting too much and i’m starting to feel like you’re overcompensating
I finally read this and it is blessedly free of any content that makes me want to start digging a bunker. And in addition to being unlikely to trigger a threat response in anyone capable of pregnancy, it's the correct opinion as well. Surely this was published by mistake
New from me: In the New Republic @newrepublic.com, I wrote that we should refuse to choose between the easy way and the hard way to boost birth rates.
What If Both Sides in the Birth Rate Debate Are Wrong?
The right wants to steer women away from work and toward motherhood. The left wants to provide them with more state support so it’s easier to have children. We should refuse this choice.
newrepublic.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I finally read this and it is blessedly free of any content that makes me want to start digging a bunker. And in addition to being unlikely to trigger a threat response in anyone capable of pregnancy, it's the correct opinion as well. Surely this was published by mistake
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a fresh baked tray of Wanda’s Social Obligations
December 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
a fresh baked tray of Wanda’s Social Obligations
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the secret ingredient is love. which I have maliciously withheld
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
the secret ingredient is love. which I have maliciously withheld
Resentfully making cookie dough for obligatory work cookie exchange and in a particularly dull bit of psychological projection I picked a weird recipe that seems likely to suck
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Resentfully making cookie dough for obligatory work cookie exchange and in a particularly dull bit of psychological projection I picked a weird recipe that seems likely to suck
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I manually type my email signature.
December 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I manually type my email signature.
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After you die I heard you go to a house somewhere. No idea what's in it though
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
After you die I heard you go to a house somewhere. No idea what's in it though
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Harrison Butker horrendous since Charlie Kirk died
October 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Harrison Butker horrendous since Charlie Kirk died
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I run Portland Burrito Brigade, every month we make a few hundred burritos for people who are homeless, food insecure or just hungry. We're volunteer managed and powered by donations. If you feel so inclined, our cost per meal is about $1, donations of any size make a big difference! bit.ly/4n05nN0
Portland Burrito Brigade Project
In 2016, one of the founders moved to Portland and started a second branch of the local Eugene group. It is still going once a month thanks to Ash! Portland Brigade is aiming to increase production an...
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October 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I run Portland Burrito Brigade, every month we make a few hundred burritos for people who are homeless, food insecure or just hungry. We're volunteer managed and powered by donations. If you feel so inclined, our cost per meal is about $1, donations of any size make a big difference! bit.ly/4n05nN0
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Between this and the absolute permeation of the chili pepper in Asian cuisines the mesoamerican/andean culinary victory is essentially without exception
December 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Between this and the absolute permeation of the chili pepper in Asian cuisines the mesoamerican/andean culinary victory is essentially without exception
The only current commercial that doesn’t want to make me do Weatherman shit is the one where the gambit is that Teddy Bridgewater is an emotionally intelligent friend and a good listener. I believe that, that’s a compelling world for me
December 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The only current commercial that doesn’t want to make me do Weatherman shit is the one where the gambit is that Teddy Bridgewater is an emotionally intelligent friend and a good listener. I believe that, that’s a compelling world for me
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> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
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OMG it just took out one of the distant cameras!!
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
OMG it just took out one of the distant cameras!!
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Me @ some of this shit
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Me @ some of this shit
“BYU could keep Notre Dame out of the playoff” but I’m already halfway through biting down on the cyanide pill
December 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
“BYU could keep Notre Dame out of the playoff” but I’m already halfway through biting down on the cyanide pill
A nation run by, and for, supplement guys who want desperately to tell you about their “stacks”
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
A nation run by, and for, supplement guys who want desperately to tell you about their “stacks”
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My biggest chunk of work from 2025: in May I drove to Louisville to take pictures at the Kentucky Derby. Some of what I shot that day is on NYR Online
www.nybooks.com/online/2025/...
www.nybooks.com/online/2025/...
Sovereign Wager Fascinator | Will Simpson
“Check this out—I got you, man.” He was showing me his phone, which had a picture of me photographing him earlier that day. I didn’t remember him,
www.nybooks.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My biggest chunk of work from 2025: in May I drove to Louisville to take pictures at the Kentucky Derby. Some of what I shot that day is on NYR Online
www.nybooks.com/online/2025/...
www.nybooks.com/online/2025/...
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[Lining up one of the KPop Demon Hunters in the scope] hope you're watching, Jodie Foster
December 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
[Lining up one of the KPop Demon Hunters in the scope] hope you're watching, Jodie Foster
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We must never forget: it wasn’t just the kooky Great Barrington Declaration dudes who promoted RFK Jr & his anti-vaxx BS—it was also some magazines, like The New Yorker, which celebrated him as a “maverick” who would take on “the establishment”
RFK Jr’s hype men will have dead kids as their legacy
RFK Jr’s hype men will have dead kids as their legacy
For all his unfounded beliefs and suspicions, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.,’s revolt isn’t against research but against the power long held by scientific insiders—and in this he might have a point, Daniel Immerwahr writes.
R.F.K., Jr., Anthony Fauci, and the Revolt Against Expertise
It used to be progressives who distrusted the experts. What happened?
www.newyorker.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
We must never forget: it wasn’t just the kooky Great Barrington Declaration dudes who promoted RFK Jr & his anti-vaxx BS—it was also some magazines, like The New Yorker, which celebrated him as a “maverick” who would take on “the establishment”
RFK Jr’s hype men will have dead kids as their legacy
RFK Jr’s hype men will have dead kids as their legacy
Me when I suspect everyone’s over in the “side group text of everyone in the main group text minus me” thread talking about me
From JD Vance on Houthi PC small group, the day after Signalgate broke:
December 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Me when I suspect everyone’s over in the “side group text of everyone in the main group text minus me” thread talking about me
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People Should slide me a cold beer, frankly. In our Society
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
People Should slide me a cold beer, frankly. In our Society
Maybe a year ago I met a lady who was p normal but a "why do infants need hep B RIGHT away" person and I located her Twitter for later reference b/c I am a seer. Periodically I like to go check and see how insane she's gone and right now she is basically the guy in Survivor Type eating her own feet
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Maybe a year ago I met a lady who was p normal but a "why do infants need hep B RIGHT away" person and I located her Twitter for later reference b/c I am a seer. Periodically I like to go check and see how insane she's gone and right now she is basically the guy in Survivor Type eating her own feet
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We found a sign that said that nothing in the boxes was “illegal or subject to inspection,” but aside from that no other information was given.
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
We found a sign that said that nothing in the boxes was “illegal or subject to inspection,” but aside from that no other information was given.