Waikiki Wanda
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I was the first person on Bluesky to post “crube” 🪳
Maybe a year ago I met a lady who was p normal but a "why do infants need hep B RIGHT away" person and I located her Twitter for later reference b/c I am a seer. Periodically I like to go check and see how insane she's gone and right now she is basically the guy in Survivor Type eating her own feet
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Maybe a year ago I met a lady who was p normal but a "why do infants need hep B RIGHT away" person and I located her Twitter for later reference b/c I am a seer. Periodically I like to go check and see how insane she's gone and right now she is basically the guy in Survivor Type eating her own feet
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We found a sign that said that nothing in the boxes was “illegal or subject to inspection,” but aside from that no other information was given.
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
We found a sign that said that nothing in the boxes was “illegal or subject to inspection,” but aside from that no other information was given.
Spotify Rapt. Because I am loving all your posts about yours, and hope they never end
December 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Spotify Rapt. Because I am loving all your posts about yours, and hope they never end
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“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.
December 18, 2024 at 2:16 AM
“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.
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a single orchestral chord swelling the entire time you're there. it's not clear where it's coming from
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
a single orchestral chord swelling the entire time you're there. it's not clear where it's coming from
Going here to have the most subconsciously stressful vacation of my life
Red Sol Resort (Dhërmi, Albania) by Bofill Architecture Workshop
December 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Going here to have the most subconsciously stressful vacation of my life
Can't believe they're gonna let Prasad do his dumbfuck randomized trial otaku shit on the flu vaccines. Getting the flu fucking sucks and now that it's going to happen to me so much more I will be storing up my resentment and taking it out on my nearest politician. Lawfully! 😊
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Can't believe they're gonna let Prasad do his dumbfuck randomized trial otaku shit on the flu vaccines. Getting the flu fucking sucks and now that it's going to happen to me so much more I will be storing up my resentment and taking it out on my nearest politician. Lawfully! 😊
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Google drive wrapped says i uploaded 9 files this year
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Google drive wrapped says i uploaded 9 files this year
My only talent is that I don't have an interior monologue when I read and I naturally do that "word bunching" thing business guys do so they can read more CEO Mindset books, so I can read a lot of garbage books without wasting precious days of my life. So I'll read the Nuzzi book and report back
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
My only talent is that I don't have an interior monologue when I read and I naturally do that "word bunching" thing business guys do so they can read more CEO Mindset books, so I can read a lot of garbage books without wasting precious days of my life. So I'll read the Nuzzi book and report back
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Guy who doesn’t believe in anything except money: What we are experiencing is a crisis of meaning…
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Guy who doesn’t believe in anything except money: What we are experiencing is a crisis of meaning…
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I’m so sick of President “blood oxygen level below 90 percent”
December 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I’m so sick of President “blood oxygen level below 90 percent”
This is actually the answer and as a nice bonus everyone would get to stop hearing about this topic lol
It’s becoming increasingly clear that the best thing a parent can do for their son is to enroll him in co-ed activities and facilitate friendships with girls from the youngest age possible.
Patriarchy hurts boys. And nothing runs counter to patriarchy like teaching boys to genuinely value girls.
Patriarchy hurts boys. And nothing runs counter to patriarchy like teaching boys to genuinely value girls.
"the issue isn’t that we need more 'boy-friendly' reforms. It’s that boys are socialized to compete only with boys and to read girls’ success as illegitimate or emasculating. The result is dissonance, resentment, and disengagement for boys—and hostile climates for girls."
time.com/7335723/auto...
time.com/7335723/auto...
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This is actually the answer and as a nice bonus everyone would get to stop hearing about this topic lol
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Saying "you'll be seen later" as I leave places
December 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Saying "you'll be seen later" as I leave places
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WHat if there was a girl named Whiskey who worked laying brandy down
December 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
WHat if there was a girl named Whiskey who worked laying brandy down
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I wrote about the private, intimate, often ridiculous agonies of working for a man who think you’re a monster nymag.com/intelligence...
Doughnuts and Bullets: The Absurdity of Working for RFK Jr.
What happens when your new boss thinks you’re a child killer?
nymag.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I wrote about the private, intimate, often ridiculous agonies of working for a man who think you’re a monster nymag.com/intelligence...
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going for a walk #bushcraft #survival
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
going for a walk #bushcraft #survival
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Ohio State finally beat Michigan but it couldn’t beat the unaffiliated Ohio State School of Cosmetology to its domain name OhioState.edu
Salon Schools Group – Page Array – Education Build For You
OhioState.edu
November 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Ohio State finally beat Michigan but it couldn’t beat the unaffiliated Ohio State School of Cosmetology to its domain name OhioState.edu
Interacted in close quarters with children on a date falling between September and April and didn’t get sick
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Interacted in close quarters with children on a date falling between September and April and didn’t get sick
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Okay. Bien. Okay my friend. Okay bien. Okay. Sí. Okay bien. Okay. Sí. Okay my friend. Okay. Okay. Bien. Sí, bien. Okay. Okay bien. Sí my friend okay. Okay
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Okay. Bien. Okay my friend. Okay bien. Okay. Sí. Okay bien. Okay. Sí. Okay my friend. Okay. Okay. Bien. Sí, bien. Okay. Okay bien. Sí my friend okay. Okay
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ricorso: a hayseed comes to the city seeking only wonder, but he finds horrible fame and fortune
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
ricorso: a hayseed comes to the city seeking only wonder, but he finds horrible fame and fortune
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My FIL took us to see the new collection at his auction house after dinner and there was a lot of cool stuff there, such as:
-1st edition Huck Finn
-Autographed Slaughterhouse Five
-Big Civil War gun
-The one I was most excited about, Bruce Springsteen’s handwritten notes from his NYE 1980 show
-1st edition Huck Finn
-Autographed Slaughterhouse Five
-Big Civil War gun
-The one I was most excited about, Bruce Springsteen’s handwritten notes from his NYE 1980 show
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My FIL took us to see the new collection at his auction house after dinner and there was a lot of cool stuff there, such as:
-1st edition Huck Finn
-Autographed Slaughterhouse Five
-Big Civil War gun
-The one I was most excited about, Bruce Springsteen’s handwritten notes from his NYE 1980 show
-1st edition Huck Finn
-Autographed Slaughterhouse Five
-Big Civil War gun
-The one I was most excited about, Bruce Springsteen’s handwritten notes from his NYE 1980 show
My wonderful mufos on here recommended I watch this Japanese scary movie Cure last month and it was a very beautiful film to see, but I took these screencaps thinking I was going to use them later in snappy replies. Which I obviously won’t. So feel free to use them for your purposes
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My wonderful mufos on here recommended I watch this Japanese scary movie Cure last month and it was a very beautiful film to see, but I took these screencaps thinking I was going to use them later in snappy replies. Which I obviously won’t. So feel free to use them for your purposes
I hope Joe Burrow feels good and is healthy tonight
*Readers added context they thought people might want to know
User is an insane Joe Burrow homer and will be clawing the walls of her enclosure if Burrow to Chase is unproductive
*Readers added context they thought people might want to know
User is an insane Joe Burrow homer and will be clawing the walls of her enclosure if Burrow to Chase is unproductive
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I hope Joe Burrow feels good and is healthy tonight
*Readers added context they thought people might want to know
User is an insane Joe Burrow homer and will be clawing the walls of her enclosure if Burrow to Chase is unproductive
*Readers added context they thought people might want to know
User is an insane Joe Burrow homer and will be clawing the walls of her enclosure if Burrow to Chase is unproductive
This halftime show is good but I fear that’s an unc opinion. I know it is actually
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This halftime show is good but I fear that’s an unc opinion. I know it is actually
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“Dump Dinner” is the most beautiful phrase the American idiom has ever produced
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
“Dump Dinner” is the most beautiful phrase the American idiom has ever produced