Waikiki Wanda
@wanda.bsky.social
I was the first person on Bluesky to post “crube” 🪳
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> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
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OMG it just took out one of the distant cameras!!
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
OMG it just took out one of the distant cameras!!
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Me @ some of this shit
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Me @ some of this shit
“BYU could keep Notre Dame out of the playoff” but I’m already halfway through biting down on the cyanide pill
December 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
“BYU could keep Notre Dame out of the playoff” but I’m already halfway through biting down on the cyanide pill
A nation run by, and for, supplement guys who want desperately to tell you about their “stacks”
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
A nation run by, and for, supplement guys who want desperately to tell you about their “stacks”
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My biggest chunk of work from 2025: in May I drove to Louisville to take pictures at the Kentucky Derby. Some of what I shot that day is on NYR Online
www.nybooks.com/online/2025/...
www.nybooks.com/online/2025/...
Sovereign Wager Fascinator | Will Simpson
“Check this out—I got you, man.” He was showing me his phone, which had a picture of me photographing him earlier that day. I didn’t remember him,
www.nybooks.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My biggest chunk of work from 2025: in May I drove to Louisville to take pictures at the Kentucky Derby. Some of what I shot that day is on NYR Online
www.nybooks.com/online/2025/...
www.nybooks.com/online/2025/...
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[Lining up one of the KPop Demon Hunters in the scope] hope you're watching, Jodie Foster
December 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
[Lining up one of the KPop Demon Hunters in the scope] hope you're watching, Jodie Foster
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We must never forget: it wasn’t just the kooky Great Barrington Declaration dudes who promoted RFK Jr & his anti-vaxx BS—it was also some magazines, like The New Yorker, which celebrated him as a “maverick” who would take on “the establishment”
RFK Jr’s hype men will have dead kids as their legacy
RFK Jr’s hype men will have dead kids as their legacy
For all his unfounded beliefs and suspicions, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.,’s revolt isn’t against research but against the power long held by scientific insiders—and in this he might have a point, Daniel Immerwahr writes.
R.F.K., Jr., Anthony Fauci, and the Revolt Against Expertise
It used to be progressives who distrusted the experts. What happened?
www.newyorker.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
We must never forget: it wasn’t just the kooky Great Barrington Declaration dudes who promoted RFK Jr & his anti-vaxx BS—it was also some magazines, like The New Yorker, which celebrated him as a “maverick” who would take on “the establishment”
RFK Jr’s hype men will have dead kids as their legacy
RFK Jr’s hype men will have dead kids as their legacy
Me when I suspect everyone’s over in the “side group text of everyone in the main group text minus me” thread talking about me
From JD Vance on Houthi PC small group, the day after Signalgate broke:
December 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Me when I suspect everyone’s over in the “side group text of everyone in the main group text minus me” thread talking about me
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People Should slide me a cold beer, frankly. In our Society
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
People Should slide me a cold beer, frankly. In our Society
Maybe a year ago I met a lady who was p normal but a "why do infants need hep B RIGHT away" person and I located her Twitter for later reference b/c I am a seer. Periodically I like to go check and see how insane she's gone and right now she is basically the guy in Survivor Type eating her own feet
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Maybe a year ago I met a lady who was p normal but a "why do infants need hep B RIGHT away" person and I located her Twitter for later reference b/c I am a seer. Periodically I like to go check and see how insane she's gone and right now she is basically the guy in Survivor Type eating her own feet
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We found a sign that said that nothing in the boxes was “illegal or subject to inspection,” but aside from that no other information was given.
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
We found a sign that said that nothing in the boxes was “illegal or subject to inspection,” but aside from that no other information was given.
Spotify Rapt. Because I am loving all your posts about yours, and hope they never end
December 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Spotify Rapt. Because I am loving all your posts about yours, and hope they never end
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“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.
December 18, 2024 at 2:16 AM
“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.
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a single orchestral chord swelling the entire time you're there. it's not clear where it's coming from
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
a single orchestral chord swelling the entire time you're there. it's not clear where it's coming from
Going here to have the most subconsciously stressful vacation of my life
Red Sol Resort (Dhërmi, Albania) by Bofill Architecture Workshop
December 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Going here to have the most subconsciously stressful vacation of my life
Can't believe they're gonna let Prasad do his dumbfuck randomized trial otaku shit on the flu vaccines. Getting the flu fucking sucks and now that it's going to happen to me so much more I will be storing up my resentment and taking it out on my nearest politician. Lawfully! 😊
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Can't believe they're gonna let Prasad do his dumbfuck randomized trial otaku shit on the flu vaccines. Getting the flu fucking sucks and now that it's going to happen to me so much more I will be storing up my resentment and taking it out on my nearest politician. Lawfully! 😊
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Google drive wrapped says i uploaded 9 files this year
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Google drive wrapped says i uploaded 9 files this year
My only talent is that I don't have an interior monologue when I read and I naturally do that "word bunching" thing business guys do so they can read more CEO Mindset books, so I can read a lot of garbage books without wasting precious days of my life. So I'll read the Nuzzi book and report back
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
My only talent is that I don't have an interior monologue when I read and I naturally do that "word bunching" thing business guys do so they can read more CEO Mindset books, so I can read a lot of garbage books without wasting precious days of my life. So I'll read the Nuzzi book and report back
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Guy who doesn’t believe in anything except money: What we are experiencing is a crisis of meaning…
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Guy who doesn’t believe in anything except money: What we are experiencing is a crisis of meaning…
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I’m so sick of President “blood oxygen level below 90 percent”
December 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I’m so sick of President “blood oxygen level below 90 percent”
This is actually the answer and as a nice bonus everyone would get to stop hearing about this topic lol
It’s becoming increasingly clear that the best thing a parent can do for their son is to enroll him in co-ed activities and facilitate friendships with girls from the youngest age possible.
Patriarchy hurts boys. And nothing runs counter to patriarchy like teaching boys to genuinely value girls.
Patriarchy hurts boys. And nothing runs counter to patriarchy like teaching boys to genuinely value girls.
"the issue isn’t that we need more 'boy-friendly' reforms. It’s that boys are socialized to compete only with boys and to read girls’ success as illegitimate or emasculating. The result is dissonance, resentment, and disengagement for boys—and hostile climates for girls."
time.com/7335723/auto...
time.com/7335723/auto...
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This is actually the answer and as a nice bonus everyone would get to stop hearing about this topic lol
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Saying "you'll be seen later" as I leave places
December 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Saying "you'll be seen later" as I leave places
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WHat if there was a girl named Whiskey who worked laying brandy down
December 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
WHat if there was a girl named Whiskey who worked laying brandy down
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I wrote about the private, intimate, often ridiculous agonies of working for a man who think you’re a monster nymag.com/intelligence...
Doughnuts and Bullets: The Absurdity of Working for RFK Jr.
What happens when your new boss thinks you’re a child killer?
nymag.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I wrote about the private, intimate, often ridiculous agonies of working for a man who think you’re a monster nymag.com/intelligence...