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Uwe Ross 📎
@uweross.bsky.social
1.5K followers 990 following 2.1K posts
🇩🇪 🇺🇸 Americanized German, Ex-Military, Engineer Forever. Passionate about senior care. I love my dogs and history. Husband to the best wife ever @laurarae.bsky.social.
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 41m
You can come to my dementia seminar tonight. Just packing my stuff.
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 42m
Speaking about an extra pair of socks! 🤓
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 44m
Yep. Doing it. Giving seminars on it.

Healthcare Management (have an annual physical).
Balanced diet.
Hydration.
Exercise. 30 mins x 5 a week
Socialization.
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 1h
THIS is self defense. 😎🤭
two men standing at podiums with flags behind them and a sign that says ap on it
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 1h
I have tried ….. 🤣😂🤣😂
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 1h
It’s a number I am starting to feel.

But yes. As you saw I work with seniors. I was at a place yesterday where my favorite customer resides. She is a year younger and in a wheelchair. Funny as hell and the worst potty mouth. I always spend some time with her when I am there.
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 1h
BTW. It’s a 16 year old. 😬🤷🏼‍♂️
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 1h
No way.
I have fast reflexes and good muscle memory.
But I am old. 🙄
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 1h
German training video for you!
PUSH-UP CHALLENGE
YouTube video by Fitfight_
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 1h
He is very kind. Move a bit further away and the arm is broken.

I am just guessing 😇
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 1h
Sensitive hands. I get it! 🥸
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 1h
Let me try this again:
My legs have more muscles that the guy in the picture.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

My 185 lbs have to be somewhere. 😛
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 2h
Also my legs have more muscles 😛
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 2h
How far south are you?
Not happening here starting now.
But of course there is always some use for flip-flops. 🤭
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 2h
🤷🏼‍♂️😁
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 2h
Und ist der Ruf erst ruiniert, dann lebt sich völlig ungeniert.

🤣😂🤣
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 2h
Does come before or after the fall?🤓
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 2h
Definitely!! 🍩
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 3h
Nothing which can’t be resolved with some baked goods! 😉
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 3h
Dad is very fashionable in very Uwe kind of way. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 3h
Because it’s a better joke than real life?
😎
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 3h
It’s so bad that I don’t have enough hair for a bad hair day.
Bee hair head.
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 3h
Me? Never! 😬
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 6h
Now the song is stuck in my head. 😁
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Uwe Ross 📎 @uweross.bsky.social · 6h
Now you see why I carry an extra pair of socks. 🧦
It keeps me out of jail.
🤔
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