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Opinions are my own and also widely shared by millions around the globe
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NYT EDITORIAL DESK
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
NYT EDITORIAL DESK
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
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voyaging the stars in my toroidal earthship named the Normal Woman
Seamlessly connecting all of the current Problems together like a big Dyson sphere in my mind
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
voyaging the stars in my toroidal earthship named the Normal Woman
They're calling it the most wrong statement of all time
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
They're calling it the most wrong statement of all time
Everybody gangsta until the kidney stone drops
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Everybody gangsta until the kidney stone drops
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how aren’t they just run out of town
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
how aren’t they just run out of town
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If you fact check my joke you'll find me inside your house at 2 am with a weapon of my choice.
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If you fact check my joke you'll find me inside your house at 2 am with a weapon of my choice.
Deer Island stans know
The Land Of Digesters
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On @exchgART @solana #astronaut #nftphotography #nftphoto #surreal #astronaut
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November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Deer Island stans know
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The Land Of Digesters
Photographic Portrait (Not AI/ Not Photoshopped/ Not computer generated)
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Prints: https://karenjerzykphoto.zenfolio.com/
On @exchgART @solana #astronaut #nftphotography #nftphoto #surreal #astronaut
Photographic Portrait (Not AI/ Not Photoshopped/ Not computer generated)
1/1: https://exchange.art/single/3cQ9VwTUrhVGd5VFToT9YUmtFWZpPFAHfzd4GBTKZGcM
Prints: https://karenjerzykphoto.zenfolio.com/
On @exchgART @solana #astronaut #nftphotography #nftphoto #surreal #astronaut
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The Land Of Digesters
Photographic Portrait (Not AI/ Not Photoshopped/ Not computer generated)
1/1: https://exchange.art/single/3cQ9VwTUrhVGd5VFToT9YUmtFWZpPFAHfzd4GBTKZGcM
Prints: https://karenjerzykphoto.zenfolio.com/
On @exchgART @solana #astronaut #nftphotography #nftphoto #surreal #astronaut
Photographic Portrait (Not AI/ Not Photoshopped/ Not computer generated)
1/1: https://exchange.art/single/3cQ9VwTUrhVGd5VFToT9YUmtFWZpPFAHfzd4GBTKZGcM
Prints: https://karenjerzykphoto.zenfolio.com/
On @exchgART @solana #astronaut #nftphotography #nftphoto #surreal #astronaut
He's talking about the concept of "slap-droning," from the Culture sci-fi series he claims to love but as usual completely and deeply misunderstands. He should not be allowed to read books unsupervised
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
He's talking about the concept of "slap-droning," from the Culture sci-fi series he claims to love but as usual completely and deeply misunderstands. He should not be allowed to read books unsupervised
Just got a notification that my shipment of twenty-six thousand tons of iron ore is delayed. Probably nothing
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Just got a notification that my shipment of twenty-six thousand tons of iron ore is delayed. Probably nothing
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Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
CAIRO—Admitting he was unable to face a lengthy session of indexing artifacts after drinking too much the night before, hungover Egyptologist Henry Chapman confirmed Tuesday he was just gonna call in ...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
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Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Since the Democrats worked extra hard to hide who actually supported this, I think the No Kings/Resistance position should be to primary every Democrat unless they publicly call for Schumer's ouster this week
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
Either they go into total rebellion mode, which they won't, or the people will
You’re gonna see about 6% of your timeline tonight if you forgot to turn off the Bluesky automatic “rude” block
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
You’re gonna see about 6% of your timeline tonight if you forgot to turn off the Bluesky automatic “rude” block
Violent mob is always an option
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Violent mob is always an option
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There are no Terms of Service to violate in your mind
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
There are no Terms of Service to violate in your mind
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the angry base has been right and the savvy "calm down" caucus has been wrong every step of the way for the last 10 years
This seems significant
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
the angry base has been right and the savvy "calm down" caucus has been wrong every step of the way for the last 10 years
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NEW: The Trump admin told states it must immediately "undo" the work to provide full food stamp benefits, or face penalties. The feds sent this in a late-night memo, only adding to the chaos and confusion around SNAP. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/b...
Trump Administration Demands States ‘Undo’ Work to Send Full Food Stamps
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
NEW: The Trump admin told states it must immediately "undo" the work to provide full food stamp benefits, or face penalties. The feds sent this in a late-night memo, only adding to the chaos and confusion around SNAP. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/b...
She left 50 years ago tomorrow
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
She left 50 years ago tomorrow
Remarkably ugly man aside from everything else
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Remarkably ugly man aside from everything else
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DHS confirmed it has stopped automatically storing officials' text messages.
Instead, officials are supposed to take a screenshot, send that to their work email, download it onto their work computer and run a text-recognition program on it. Every time.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
Instead, officials are supposed to take a screenshot, send that to their work email, download it onto their work computer and run a text-recognition program on it. Every time.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
DHS confirmed it has stopped automatically storing officials' text messages.
Instead, officials are supposed to take a screenshot, send that to their work email, download it onto their work computer and run a text-recognition program on it. Every time.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
Instead, officials are supposed to take a screenshot, send that to their work email, download it onto their work computer and run a text-recognition program on it. Every time.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/06/u...
Even trump, the only guy in the room who has actually been shot, went over to help lmao
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Even trump, the only guy in the room who has actually been shot, went over to help lmao
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My sources are telling me that Chairman Mamdani has closed the border and instituted MarxoSharia Law
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
My sources are telling me that Chairman Mamdani has closed the border and instituted MarxoSharia Law
First person I catch being magnanimous in victory gets the spray bottle
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
First person I catch being magnanimous in victory gets the spray bottle
One million people. Let’s go. Last helicopter out leaves in an hour, hurry up
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
One million people. Let’s go. Last helicopter out leaves in an hour, hurry up