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Dave Itzkoff
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Simpsons screencap with altered text, Homer talking to Smashing Pumpkins: But I got kicked out cause I was speaking truth to power. Also, I was sexting RFK Jr.
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Dave and his friends, sitting around enjoying some classic tunes.
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Have you ever felt truly seen before
Spotify notifying me that my top song of the year was “the caves of Altamira” by steely Dan My top 5 songs were all steely Dan Steely Dan was my top artist
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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US foreign policy:
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Apu, raising his hand to call attention to a sleeping Trump, who is wearing glasses meant to look like his eyes are open
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Important doings, everyone:

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'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
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December 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Bob Dole on The Simpsons: Hellfire missiles for some narco-terrorists. Pardons for others.
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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bart simpson and lisa simpson in a living room with homer simpson sitting in a chair
ALT: bart simpson and lisa simpson in a living room with homer simpson sitting in a chair
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December 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
Scrooge leaning out of his window, yelling to a passing lad at the end of the film
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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The Chair Company finale
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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As Stoppard wrote, and as I contemplate often: “I don't think writers are sacred, but words are. They deserve respect. If you get the right ones in the right order, you can nudge the world a little or make a poem which children will speak for you when you're dead.”
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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uh -
Hollywood Reporter headline (posted at 2:10 pm on Nov 29): Tom Stoppard on Delving Into His Family History for ‘Leopoldstadt’ and What’s Next: “I Feel That I’m Getting Into Something New”
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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There’s a great big homage to The Shining at the end of … Zootopia 2?
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Yo yo, how's it hanging, everybody?

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November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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lol sign worked
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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We regret to announce the following layoffs, in alphabetical order. Halligan, Lindsey. That is all.
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM