Toby Earle 🇺🇦
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TV critic, Greenlit podcast creator/host, still trying to write a book
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In the latest @greenlitpod.bsky.social comedian Alexandra Haddow directs her biopic, featuring the perfect torture, a concerned Clive Owen, Corby Athletics Club, a race for tits, an erroneous shark, ballet embarrassment, & epic Xmas party regret…
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Alexandra Haddow
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Cooking after getting home from the pub
M&S pasta alla vodka ready meal
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The Coca-Cola Christmas truck but for Halloween, and instead of fairy lights there are severed heads and the truck is red from gore
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Everything he's reported to have said in this BBC piece sounds like he's desperately trying to distance himself, knowing that the connection is real and toxic. If the press were investigating Farage with the same enthusiasm they went for Rayner, he'd be done for.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Nigel Farage 'stunned' ex-Wales Reform leader Nathan Gill took bribes
Nathan Gill has admitted taking money for pro-Russian statements as a European Parliament member.
www.bbc.co.uk
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rostaylor.bsky.social
I’m afraid that if you emigrate to Dubai for the tax breaks and 24-hour security, you really should give up your citizenship here for someone who wants it.
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tell you one thing I only found out a few years ago - trying to use a right-handed fountain pen when left-handed was doomed to failure as the ink is designed to flow in a particular way. All that time, experiencing that nails-on-blackboard scratching as I tried to write
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Next week in the WSJ: Guys did you realise pizza is actually delicious? Who knew!
wsj.com
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.
Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.
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'no, sir, a macchiato has not won the Nobel Peace Prize. And it's not Ralph Macchio, either'
Marco Rubio whispering in the ear of orange rapist, felon, and white supremacist Donald Trump
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Trump's going to start flogging knock-off Nobel Peace Prize coins with his name on them
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No celeb has had a harder year at work than Alan Carr; first the struggle to keep his identity secret in #TheTraitors, next the challenge of keeping a straight face in Last One Laughing. He must come close to exploding in the latter
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every serial killer during their confession #TheTraitors
Alan Carr in the traitors’ tower saying: ‘I've gone and murdered one of my best friends.’
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Nigel Farage accuses teachers of "poisoning our kids" on race issues.

Here's a reminder of what teachers and fellow pupils at Farage's own school remember of his own views on that subject.

www.adambienkov.co.uk/p/nigel-fara...
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We are long past the point where journos - maybe even the ones working for rabidly pro-right wing papers - should be pointing out Nigel Farage is a know-nothing charlatan who hates almost everything about this country
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edmorrish.bsky.social
instead of running nigel farage's words in quotes, thus spreading his message to the gullible while absolving you, the brave brave journalist, from any negative consequences, you could just run the headline STUPID TWAT BELIEVES EVERYTHING HE'S TOLD
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If you’re after a show which is soulful, funny, and might ever so slightly break your heart, then get yer eyes on Film Club on that BBC
Nabhaan Rizwan and Aimee Lou Wood in their makeshift backyard cinema
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'Meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright blue future'
the freaky kids from village of the damned, all white, blond-haired, and inhuman light in their eyes
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If you click on that link to meet the young Tories it takes you to Madame Tussauds’ Chamber of Horrors
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if you’ve ever watched the apprentice, that’s the world without arts or humanities degrees