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i’m in heaven now
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thought of this tweet today when i was looking for info about the upcoming Warhammer Quest Darkwater set, and searched reddit by most recent
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
building a gatling gun that fires melatonin chews at breathless all caps accounts
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
track listing:

Jacking Off When You’re 60
My **** Daughter
Thankful for Planes
My Other **** Daughter
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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The effortless shift in discourse from people insisting that anything that isn't a white statue of a dead roman dude isn't art like 3 years ago to demanding that they be treated as visionary artists for typing" x-men mystique big boobs she's my girlfriend" into a prompt window
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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lol
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
venn diagram of things it would be funny to tell the president to do and things bluesky mods will relax about for once and the circles aren’t touching
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
if a dem candidate starts promising gallows im slamming that $5 donation button
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
polar express is on at the gym and every time i look up it’s amazing how wrong it all looks in every shot . they made this whole movie and everyone was like yep let’s put this in the theaters
November 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I remember my mom telling me as a kid that we were descended from a guy named diego de montemayor and I looked him up and he was this psycho spanish conquistador who killed his wife. but it turns out a lot of people claim they’re descended from that guy, mexican and otherwise
November 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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i need people to know this stuff all gets picked up by the miniature painting feed i look at when i want to see what orks everyone’s working on this weekend
December 22, 2024 at 2:55 AM
dessert time ❤️❤️❤️
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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As my family gather and talk and eat and catch up and share quality time together, I am thankful to be 100% in my own head on the 13th hour straight of imagining yoda's eyes widening as the car bumper rushes towards him without slowing.
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Working on a warriors priest for my #empireofman list for #warhammertheoldworld. #nerdlings #miniaturepainting
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Paramedic stripping your clothes off while a cop bends your arm at an impossible angle and you're like man well at least this can't get any worse and then you hear helicopter blades getting louder
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
snow angel
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
just one reporter hitting trump with a “hey man fuck you” would speed things up by at least a few months, depending on the delivery. the delivery matters a lot
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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just released my own data driven reporting that shows the president is getting older every year
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
country scared of large stupid dog
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 3d
The New York Times produced a detailed, data-driven report on President Trump showing signs of aging. The president, 79, responded by calling the female reporter who co-wrote the story “ugly.” https://cnn.it/48idUFL
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Hello, please see attached. They want to sign on Monday so we have our work cut out for us before then. I have a prior family engagement this weekend, but I’ll be available for update calls 9pm each night. I’ve put time on your calendars for those. Let’s get started.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
you know what i can’t do this bit in the middle of book theft discourse
if you sew tiny little outfits for your peas to give each one some semblance of individuality and cry when you eat them one by one…we can’t be friends
November 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
if you sew tiny little outfits for your peas to give each one some semblance of individuality and cry when you eat them one by one…we can’t be friends
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM