jesse
@jesseltaylor.bsky.social
what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like
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jesse
@jesseltaylor.bsky.social
· Oct 10
can I pin my post to someone else's profile
wait, what if I felt the same way about Greg Gutfeld
Fox’s Greg Gutfeld on double tap boat strike: “It's just better for us to kill them in the ocean, make them shark feed, be done with it”
December 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
wait, what if I felt the same way about Greg Gutfeld
every day with a kid is them saying something like "I love to snuggle as close as possible" to you, taking a perfectly timed beat, then following it with "because it means you won't fart as much, you smell terrible"
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
every day with a kid is them saying something like "I love to snuggle as close as possible" to you, taking a perfectly timed beat, then following it with "because it means you won't fart as much, you smell terrible"
let's not lose sight of the fact that the meeting trump fell asleep at was a meeting he specifically put together to have his cabinet secretaries compliment him for making horses so beautiful
December 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
let's not lose sight of the fact that the meeting trump fell asleep at was a meeting he specifically put together to have his cabinet secretaries compliment him for making horses so beautiful
i have never watched this movie out of a sense of visceral loathing
life is long and i've seen a lot of things come and go but i will not stand for the rehabilitation of the ron howard grinch. motherfucker i was THERE in the theater. i was there
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i have never watched this movie out of a sense of visceral loathing
the fog of war is when you illegally bomb someone so hard you don't know if they survived
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
the fog of war is when you illegally bomb someone so hard you don't know if they survived
"all drug trafficking is subject to immediate death except for honduras for some reason"
TRUMP: ANY COUNTRY DRUG TRAFFICKING TO U.S. IS SUBJECT TO ATTACK
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"all drug trafficking is subject to immediate death except for honduras for some reason"
i personally think it's smart for a wildly unpopular administration to pick unnecessary and bizarre fights with beloved celebrities
December 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
i personally think it's smart for a wildly unpopular administration to pick unnecessary and bizarre fights with beloved celebrities
you can't just use the fill function in photoshop and call it geopolitical analysis
I don't know about vibes. Most of the world thinks you are wrong and we are right. Guess what "color" are the countries that colonized others?
December 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
you can't just use the fill function in photoshop and call it geopolitical analysis
again, I ask, what is the problem he's addressing here?
Duffy: "We've asked Americans to bring their better selves, to bring the civility back to travel. To say please and thank you ... maybe not wear pajamas or slippers on the airplane."
December 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
again, I ask, what is the problem he's addressing here?
did you know that at one point, almost everyone in what we called the united states was foreign born?
Rep. Kat Cammarck: "Today, one in six people in the US is foreign born. That quite frankly is not sustainable to maintain a culture that we are known for here in the United States."
December 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
did you know that at one point, almost everyone in what we called the united states was foreign born?
sure, cool, good, off to wither and die now
December 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
sure, cool, good, off to wither and die now
the literary equivalent of someone who substitutes the carrots in a carrot cake with corn and wonders why it turned out so poorly
[high-pitched scream] www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
the literary equivalent of someone who substitutes the carrots in a carrot cake with corn and wonders why it turned out so poorly
can our journalism scientists create a form of news that Mike Johnson can read?
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
can our journalism scientists create a form of news that Mike Johnson can read?
LifeWise is based in my community, and folks: it sucks
The $35 million, Ohio-based LifeWise Academy expects to serve close to 100,000 kids in 34 states this school year, spreading off-campus religious instruction during the school day. But tensions are growing over separation of church and state. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2025/12/02/l...
LifeWise’s big red bus is driving thorny questions about church and state • Ohio Capital Journal
The $35 million, Ohio-based LifeWise Academy expects to serve close to 100,000 kids in 34 states this school year, spreading off-campus religious instruction during the school day. But tensions are…
ohiocapitaljournal.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
LifeWise is based in my community, and folks: it sucks
so Behn has a really good shot, looks like
Chris Cillizza says Matt Van Epps is a "totally inoffensive Republican," suggests he's not "a full-on Trumper" despite Trump's endorsement.
He claims Aftyn Behn is "not your ideal nominee" and "too liberal for the district," adding that Kamala Harris' visit "might have been a mistake."
He claims Aftyn Behn is "not your ideal nominee" and "too liberal for the district," adding that Kamala Harris' visit "might have been a mistake."
Is Tennessee about to deliver the biggest upset in 20 years? | Chris Cillizza
YouTube video by Chris Cillizza
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
so Behn has a really good shot, looks like
a funny thing about CBS under Bari Weiss is that this story was very clearly written in a traditional format, and then several paragraphs defending the charter schools were shoehorned in
Florida charter school company run by GOP rising star left behind scrambling parents
School choice advocate Erika Donalds called the publicly funded schools a 'national model' and defended millions paid to vendors she was tied to.
projects.cbsnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
a funny thing about CBS under Bari Weiss is that this story was very clearly written in a traditional format, and then several paragraphs defending the charter schools were shoehorned in
protein slammin' strawberry has a vile twitter presence
THE POP TARTS FLAVORS HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED FOR THE @poptartsbowl.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
protein slammin' strawberry has a vile twitter presence
Roses are red,
Enjoy some culture
Enjoy some culture
American Student Ends Up Trapped in Giant Vagina Sculpture
Firefighters embarked on an "extraordinary rescue mission" when an American exchange student got his leg trapped inside a giant vagina sculpture.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Roses are red,
Enjoy some culture
Enjoy some culture
But what if it doesn't work and some Politico writer pens a piece about how Democrats are bad bad bad
For some reason Democratic leaders seem to prefer telling voters what they won’t be able to do, rather than what they’d like to do.
If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.
www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.
www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
Jeffries says not to expect Democrats to pursue Hegseth impeachment over boat strikes
"Republicans will never allow articles of impeachment to be brought to the floor," he said.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
But what if it doesn't work and some Politico writer pens a piece about how Democrats are bad bad bad
Patriots doing crimes on the field
December 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Patriots doing crimes on the field
it's not really scapegoating if you also did the crime
WAPO: “.. Officials in Congress and the Pentagon said Monday they are increasingly concerned that the Trump administration intends to scapegoat the military officer who directed U.S. forces to kill two survivors of a targeted strike ..”
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
it's not really scapegoating if you also did the crime
his quads grew three sizes that night
Every Who down in Whoville skipped leg day a lot. But the Grinch, who had quads like a horse, did not
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
his quads grew three sizes that night
just told him Ryan Lizza published a fourth article
December 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
just told him Ryan Lizza published a fourth article
i just met with the president and screamed slurs until he told me i was a patriot
December 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
i just met with the president and screamed slurs until he told me i was a patriot
how much of Rush Hour 4 will be filmed in the White House ballroom
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
how much of Rush Hour 4 will be filmed in the White House ballroom