Waikiki Wanda
@wanda.bsky.social
I was the first person on Bluesky to post “crube” 🪳
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Ohio State finally beat Michigan but it couldn’t beat the unaffiliated Ohio State School of Cosmetology to its domain name OhioState.edu
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OhioState.edu
November 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Ohio State finally beat Michigan but it couldn’t beat the unaffiliated Ohio State School of Cosmetology to its domain name OhioState.edu
Interacted in close quarters with children on a date falling between September and April and didn’t get sick
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Interacted in close quarters with children on a date falling between September and April and didn’t get sick
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Okay. Bien. Okay my friend. Okay bien. Okay. Sí. Okay bien. Okay. Sí. Okay my friend. Okay. Okay. Bien. Sí, bien. Okay. Okay bien. Sí my friend okay. Okay
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Okay. Bien. Okay my friend. Okay bien. Okay. Sí. Okay bien. Okay. Sí. Okay my friend. Okay. Okay. Bien. Sí, bien. Okay. Okay bien. Sí my friend okay. Okay
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ricorso: a hayseed comes to the city seeking only wonder, but he finds horrible fame and fortune
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
ricorso: a hayseed comes to the city seeking only wonder, but he finds horrible fame and fortune
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My FIL took us to see the new collection at his auction house after dinner and there was a lot of cool stuff there, such as:
-1st edition Huck Finn
-Autographed Slaughterhouse Five
-Big Civil War gun
-The one I was most excited about, Bruce Springsteen’s handwritten notes from his NYE 1980 show
-1st edition Huck Finn
-Autographed Slaughterhouse Five
-Big Civil War gun
-The one I was most excited about, Bruce Springsteen’s handwritten notes from his NYE 1980 show
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My FIL took us to see the new collection at his auction house after dinner and there was a lot of cool stuff there, such as:
-1st edition Huck Finn
-Autographed Slaughterhouse Five
-Big Civil War gun
-The one I was most excited about, Bruce Springsteen’s handwritten notes from his NYE 1980 show
-1st edition Huck Finn
-Autographed Slaughterhouse Five
-Big Civil War gun
-The one I was most excited about, Bruce Springsteen’s handwritten notes from his NYE 1980 show
My wonderful mufos on here recommended I watch this Japanese scary movie Cure last month and it was a very beautiful film to see, but I took these screencaps thinking I was going to use them later in snappy replies. Which I obviously won’t. So feel free to use them for your purposes
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My wonderful mufos on here recommended I watch this Japanese scary movie Cure last month and it was a very beautiful film to see, but I took these screencaps thinking I was going to use them later in snappy replies. Which I obviously won’t. So feel free to use them for your purposes
I hope Joe Burrow feels good and is healthy tonight
*Readers added context they thought people might want to know
User is an insane Joe Burrow homer and will be clawing the walls of her enclosure if Burrow to Chase is unproductive
*Readers added context they thought people might want to know
User is an insane Joe Burrow homer and will be clawing the walls of her enclosure if Burrow to Chase is unproductive
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I hope Joe Burrow feels good and is healthy tonight
*Readers added context they thought people might want to know
User is an insane Joe Burrow homer and will be clawing the walls of her enclosure if Burrow to Chase is unproductive
*Readers added context they thought people might want to know
User is an insane Joe Burrow homer and will be clawing the walls of her enclosure if Burrow to Chase is unproductive
This halftime show is good but I fear that’s an unc opinion. I know it is actually
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This halftime show is good but I fear that’s an unc opinion. I know it is actually
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“Dump Dinner” is the most beautiful phrase the American idiom has ever produced
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
“Dump Dinner” is the most beautiful phrase the American idiom has ever produced
I’m finishing a book that was supposed to be this King Lear with lesbians set during near future worsened climate dystopia thing, but guess what it ended up really being about. That’s right marital problems
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I’m finishing a book that was supposed to be this King Lear with lesbians set during near future worsened climate dystopia thing, but guess what it ended up really being about. That’s right marital problems
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Liquor is proof that there is a more powerful creator being that is interested in you and wants to see what you will do -Benjamin Franklin
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Liquor is proof that there is a more powerful creator being that is interested in you and wants to see what you will do -Benjamin Franklin
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Guy just came in this pizza place and loudly said to the guy behind the counter “can i use your bathroom to get my rag wet”
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Guy just came in this pizza place and loudly said to the guy behind the counter “can i use your bathroom to get my rag wet”
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Just two randos, totally disconnected from the industry, without any defenders or financial backers
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Just two randos, totally disconnected from the industry, without any defenders or financial backers
Mmmm lol
you know, what if they aren't actually a commentary on journalism or the state of media. what if these people are just extremely weird
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Mmmm lol
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Hello, please see attached. They want to sign on Monday so we have our work cut out for us before then. I have a prior family engagement this weekend, but I’ll be available for update calls 9pm each night. I’ve put time on your calendars for those. Let’s get started.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hello, please see attached. They want to sign on Monday so we have our work cut out for us before then. I have a prior family engagement this weekend, but I’ll be available for update calls 9pm each night. I’ve put time on your calendars for those. Let’s get started.
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just a few snail beers
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
just a few snail beers
Updating my husband on the shit that the woke coffee store owner lady in our neighborhood is liking online and he’s straight up ignoring me. His funeral
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Updating my husband on the shit that the woke coffee store owner lady in our neighborhood is liking online and he’s straight up ignoring me. His funeral
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Hey man, thanks for stopping by, you're about to witness a great becoming!
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hey man, thanks for stopping by, you're about to witness a great becoming!
Food argument is the lowest form of conversation. Have a pointless argument with stakes. Be willing to burn some bridges.
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Food argument is the lowest form of conversation. Have a pointless argument with stakes. Be willing to burn some bridges.
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It would really suck so bad to be in World War II and then come home and have to go to work
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It would really suck so bad to be in World War II and then come home and have to go to work
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Inside you, buried deep inside, is a walk in fridge. The shelves are lined with the most foul IPAs available on the market. There are also chips. It is 4 degrees centigrade in the fridge but there's a big warm coat you can wear on a hook.
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Inside you, buried deep inside, is a walk in fridge. The shelves are lined with the most foul IPAs available on the market. There are also chips. It is 4 degrees centigrade in the fridge but there's a big warm coat you can wear on a hook.
Tues/Weds before Thanksgiving some of the all time subway days, offering empty cars the likes of which you typically have to be riding out to Brighton Beach or wherever at odd off-hours to enjoy
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Tues/Weds before Thanksgiving some of the all time subway days, offering empty cars the likes of which you typically have to be riding out to Brighton Beach or wherever at odd off-hours to enjoy
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🎶 I’m on a highway of kelp 🎶
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
🎶 I’m on a highway of kelp 🎶
Saw a guy posting that a reason people don’t like Mormons is that most people don’t know any. That’s one idea I suppose
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Saw a guy posting that a reason people don’t like Mormons is that most people don’t know any. That’s one idea I suppose
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Do you not want your mom and dad to enjoy their TV? They have it set up just how they like it. You don't live there anymore bich
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Do you not want your mom and dad to enjoy their TV? They have it set up just how they like it. You don't live there anymore bich