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Mark
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Haunts of ancient peace
Gonna log off through Christmas at least, I think. Love you all but I need to clear my head before the year's up ✌️
December 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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now thats what i call a website dot com mbgoodman.tripod.com/fruitcakerec...
Society for the Protection and Preservation of Fruitcake
mbgoodman.tripod.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
When every straight man wants to be a Tom of Finland cartoon, going around looking like Twink Columbo, as I do, is a powerful act of resistance
key difference between now and the 90s is that men are dealing with it as well. There is a sort of winking nod to past male shlubbiness allowances but the geared up fash dad is the standard now
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Wife found this sick Copernicus tea towel
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Davenport: "Modern industrial man is definitely a clothed critter."
blog.ayjay.org/motion-and-m...
motion and machine – The Homebound Symphony
blog.ayjay.org
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
at some point I'm gonna have to steel myself to log back into twitter and salvage any good stuff in my bookmarks
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Moose
Hoary marmot
Rattlesnake (baby w no rattles)
Banana slug
Kingfisher

A year in Idaho was v helpful for getting some good ones
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild

Skunk
Red fox
Wild turkey
Praying mantis
Horseshoe crab
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild

Woodland Caribou
Andean Condor
Wolf
Guanaco
Humpback Whale
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I was in the Institutional Foods aisle and everyone was very familiar with you
November 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
That’s right
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Got myself a decent euro style chore coat with birthday money and it is proving its mettle during xmas decoration. Tape measure and zipties in pocket, hammer in pocket, loose nails and pencil in pocket, sundry knickknacks in pocket. Total putterer’s victory.
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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children should be staring into the microwave and not the ipad
November 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
“You’re not too old to eat that much cheese”
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I’m in my simple machines era
November 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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I passed an art gallery with an infographic on the wall inside that said “31 Ways To Get More Out Of Your Art.”
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
His majesty will now entertain your deals and special offers
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Feeling like kind of a grouchy malcontent today but trying not to wallow in it. Instead I’ll post some records that are spiritually “Thanksgiving music,” to me. Chime in if you have some.
tidal.com/browse/album...
Van Morrison & The Chieftans - Irish Heartbeat
Listen to Irish Heartbeat on TIDAL
tidal.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I love this translation from Dante by Leonard Cottrell
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Pro tip: if you, like me, do full synthetic and change your oil once a year, rip the lid off the filter box and keep it in your glove compartment so you remember what kind to buy next time
Backed myself into a corner where I need to do a quick oil change before we leave this afternoon, since it’ll be below freezing with several inches of snow for a week after we return.
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Backed myself into a corner where I need to do a quick oil change before we leave this afternoon, since it’ll be below freezing with several inches of snow for a week after we return.
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Did they actually have anything close to the nightclubs in old movies with crazy floor shows and such? Did people eat dinner there or what
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Put the deceiver on the phone. Whoever the main one is. Put him on. Her! Fine! Whoever!
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I am off today, so my wife and I started watching The Best Years of Our Lives while the baby naps…both of us started crying within ten minutes
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Charles Burchfield, from the journals
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Okay time to admit I keep confusing Mark Kelly and Mark Sanford when they come up
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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I NEED an amphora for Christmas
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM