Really annoying how many services are now represented at top of Google search results by national networks of high pressure salesmen. Pest, plumbing, etc.
Re-reading over mega intervals is such a good experience. My father recently read Madame Bovary for first time since college and it turned him upside down.
I frequently type “ES” into phone browser til it autofills ESPN webpage which I immediately click but 1/10 times I type “ED” and then hit return before seeing error so I pull up erectile dysfunction Google results. Overdetermined man: constantly searching for ESPN and ED cures.
Two “fiesta potato” breakfast burritos in the morning. Like $3.50. Eat one with four Diablo sauce packets then. Shove the other into your pocket to discover later at like 9pm. Bon* appetit.
It finally occurred to me I can simply buy gifts here and reveal them to the children when I get home rather than actually buying them in New York and having to bring them home.
Just saw my mother, while driving, answer my father’s phone call for the express purpose of telling him to get off the phone because when there’s a connection it obscures the map on the car screen. Incredible marriage.
