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The New York Times “comedy correspondent” worried you might not get the joke here, so he had Claude spell it out for you.
December 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The New York Times “comedy correspondent” worried you might not get the joke here, so he had Claude spell it out for you.
Caribou Coffee. Has anyone ever said this name out loud?
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Caribou Coffee. Has anyone ever said this name out loud?
WOW.
December 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
WOW.
Ratbert > Dogbert > Catbert
December 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Ratbert > Dogbert > Catbert
It’s legal and truthful to always add “he/she may be armed” whenever you refer to a third party in conversation, anytime and anywhere.
December 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It’s legal and truthful to always add “he/she may be armed” whenever you refer to a third party in conversation, anytime and anywhere.
I think paradoxically the apparent incoherence and irrelevance that Nintendo has assigned to the “lore” of the major franchises (Zelda, sure but Mario especially) actually ends up revealing how obsessed they are with that lore, almost in a superstitious way: “If we don’t do this it won’t work.”
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I think paradoxically the apparent incoherence and irrelevance that Nintendo has assigned to the “lore” of the major franchises (Zelda, sure but Mario especially) actually ends up revealing how obsessed they are with that lore, almost in a superstitious way: “If we don’t do this it won’t work.”
Ancestrally Irish right wingers make me very angry. The only contribution we have is the donkey-like capacity to absorb punishment. No, Freud did not say this. He didn’t have to. Everyone knows it. To abnegate that part in order to be an aggrieved loser… just be a punished loser! Micky Ward lives!
December 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Ancestrally Irish right wingers make me very angry. The only contribution we have is the donkey-like capacity to absorb punishment. No, Freud did not say this. He didn’t have to. Everyone knows it. To abnegate that part in order to be an aggrieved loser… just be a punished loser! Micky Ward lives!
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AMERICA HAS LOST POSSESSION OF THE NUDE EMPEROR REGAIN POSSESSION OF THE NUDE EMPEROR WITHIN 10 MINUTES OR PREPARE FOR ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS OF NUDITY
AMERICA HAS LOST POSSESSION OF THE NUDE EMPEROR REGAIN POSSESSION OF THE NUDE EMPEROR WITHIN 10 MINUTES OR PREPARE FOR ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS OF NUDITY
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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AMERICA HAS LOST POSSESSION OF THE NUDE EMPEROR REGAIN POSSESSION OF THE NUDE EMPEROR WITHIN 10 MINUTES OR PREPARE FOR ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS OF NUDITY
AMERICA HAS LOST POSSESSION OF THE NUDE EMPEROR REGAIN POSSESSION OF THE NUDE EMPEROR WITHIN 10 MINUTES OR PREPARE FOR ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS OF NUDITY
Thankfully the only “farmers” I know are millionaires who keep some fields for tax reasons. I hope they get their share of the latest Great Farmer Suck Off. They deserve it far more than the actual farmers.
December 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Thankfully the only “farmers” I know are millionaires who keep some fields for tax reasons. I hope they get their share of the latest Great Farmer Suck Off. They deserve it far more than the actual farmers.
The point of fighting is pride and the point of pride is standing on your feet. John McCain was right about two things: MMA is human chicken fighting, and it’s better to be dead than her father.
December 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The point of fighting is pride and the point of pride is standing on your feet. John McCain was right about two things: MMA is human chicken fighting, and it’s better to be dead than her father.
Really enjoying this
December 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Really enjoying this
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Gotta watch this w sound on
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Gotta watch this w sound on
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This week's comic: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star foxtrot.com/2025/12/07/t...
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
FoxTrot by Bill Amend | December 7, 2025
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December 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This week's comic: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star foxtrot.com/2025/12/07/t...
I’ve never met anyone who cares about MMA. I do not believe this audience exists in the numbers they claim.
December 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I’ve never met anyone who cares about MMA. I do not believe this audience exists in the numbers they claim.
A daughter is watching the Iowa women’s game and saw a highlight during halftime from an old UConn game, immediately clocked the wolf mascot and declared “I root for that team!” This is insane. I cannot raise a spontaneous UConn fan.
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
A daughter is watching the Iowa women’s game and saw a highlight during halftime from an old UConn game, immediately clocked the wolf mascot and declared “I root for that team!” This is insane. I cannot raise a spontaneous UConn fan.
Jump scare in Madeline (probably not that guy).
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Jump scare in Madeline (probably not that guy).
With Zelda and Metroid both Nintendo designers have been obsessed with chitin and goo for… 35 years? Bugs bugs bugs.
December 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
With Zelda and Metroid both Nintendo designers have been obsessed with chitin and goo for… 35 years? Bugs bugs bugs.
Quentin Tarantino has finally spoken the biggest truth in movies.
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Quentin Tarantino has finally spoken the biggest truth in movies.
I can’t not be pretentious about John Candy. I don’t think he was a great actor. I think he was better than that. I think as in this interview footage, the man had a capacity for DANCING WITH HIS FACE. You will never see words more decorated by a face than in these 30 seconds. A humanness master.
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I can’t not be pretentious about John Candy. I don’t think he was a great actor. I think he was better than that. I think as in this interview footage, the man had a capacity for DANCING WITH HIS FACE. You will never see words more decorated by a face than in these 30 seconds. A humanness master.
Erika Kirk weird mother.
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Erika Kirk weird mother.
I manually type my email signature.
December 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I manually type my email signature.
Don’t think that’s from hail lol
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Don’t think that’s from hail lol
They should have made better movies if they wanted to save the movies. Probably not possible since movies are just movies.
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
They should have made better movies if they wanted to save the movies. Probably not possible since movies are just movies.
Can only be one New York. There should have been fifteen more Chicagos though.
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Can only be one New York. There should have been fifteen more Chicagos though.
The “Iowa Theory” in Tintin studies rests on the presumption that in between cells 5 & 6 on this page several hours have passed and Tintin has been driven all the way to Bettendorf, and that he is referring in cell 8 merely to amount of miles he has so far walked en route back to Chicago.
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The “Iowa Theory” in Tintin studies rests on the presumption that in between cells 5 & 6 on this page several hours have passed and Tintin has been driven all the way to Bettendorf, and that he is referring in cell 8 merely to amount of miles he has so far walked en route back to Chicago.