violent alien
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A dime that's top of the line. Which way I fly is Hell; myself am Hell. They don't love you like I love you. She/Her. https://www.violetallen.love/
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When you are 22 and mention a grandniece people are curious about how that happened. When you are pushing 40 it's like This is a Wendy's, grandma.
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Uh oh, looks like I'm reaching an age where casually mentioning my grandnieces and grandnephews does not warrant odd looks.
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P.S. "femore" (femur, femoris) est, non "femure," femina mortua abhinc circa centum annos.
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idem, puella
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I know it's some backwards ass Edwardian convention, but the fact that she used Latin terms any time she wants to talk about how horny she is (which is often) is absolutely sending me.

The modernist version of talking about @ss and corn and s3x 🥲

Sensual thoughts now began to creep into my mind more and more. Interest in my studies was declining. In the class-room I was absent-minded, and when called upon, would be confused, and hardly able to reply to the pro- fessor's questions. Even here I would be thinking of the soft satin-smooth cutis in inguine of my late guest which I had found gratissima tactioni, praesertim labiali et lin- guali, and would regret that it was always to be denied to me to touch again on viro this marvellously fine integu- ment. I pined for the repetition of other similar pleas- ures which I had for the first time tasted in their fulness only a few weeks before, such as pillowing caput super abdomene aut femure nudo adolescentis, the fascinating sight membri virilis ejus erecti, and the extremely smooth surface glandis, gratissima tactioni et digitorum et oris.
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I could eat something other than spaghetti this week...or I could get Jack the Modernist on sale. On sale! How can I afford not to buy it?
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NYRB Classics and Dalkey Archives really tag-teaming my bank account.
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I mean, I also said I would send you an email this week, and I did not, and it will not be coming to you today, so it's cool.
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The ChatGPT is less Springstein, more Journey, imo
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This happened again but this time I have a supplement that makes me too psychotic if I take it when I am normal but together they make me the correct level of psychotic. I am old-lady-who-swallowed-a-fly-ing it.
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uh oh! i tried a new supplement that unbeknownst to me is a mild antipsychotic. that maybe doesn't sound bad but my whole deal is kind of a house of cards and the psychosis is more load-bearing than you'd think. fun day ahead for ol' lettie.
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Just thought for the first time about why a venus flytrap is called that
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Dramatic betrayals and reversals are pretty key to the soap opera as a form, and this is just cutting the Gordian knot.
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The way the vampires in the Vampire Diaries can magically turn themselves evil or good by thinking hard about it may be the greatest innovation in soap opera storytelling ever.
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Ngl, it's a pretty good time to be a person who is really into frogs.
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You guys gotta get over the 2016 election.
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The thing about Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize is that a lot of people, including many of his supporters, thought it was stupid at the time.
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A new fancy condo building was built across the street and they wanted to see if the new condos were better than their apartment and then they got trapped on the balcony of one of the new condos and yelled at each other. Solid C+ late period New Girl episode, imo.
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I'm really impressed by my subconscious's ability to craft New Girl episodes in dreams. It's mostly just dream-Max Greenfield yelling, but honestly that's 90% of the way there.
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I've only heard it pronounced primmer in old movies.
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Large immobile epidermis.
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large immobile epidermis
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Hate it when low sugar/sugar-free treats are marketed as "guilt-free" or are otherwise negative about the abstract concept of eating sugar. I am not eating these because I feel guilty about eating candy. I am eating these so that my blood does not get mad at me.
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Love in the New Millennium is really good.