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ian walker
@iantothemax.bsky.social
bristling and ugly | idiot doom spiral | luddite | tellthemidied.blog | formerly kotaku, polygon (rip), shoryuken (rip) | also seen on aftermath, game developer, waypoint (rip)
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it's that time again: i need work.

i'm available for blogging, copywriting, editing, interviews, criticism, just about anything in media. self-taught with over 15 years of experience and a handful of referrals from industry figureheads. let's hit the ground running.

iangwalker.com
a purple cartoon character with a skull and crossbones on its chest
ALT: a purple cartoon character with a skull and crossbones on its chest
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if you think luddite is an insult then idk man maybe read a book
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
he's 100% going to do a bit about die hard being a christmas movie next month
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"

Many soldiers raise their hands.

Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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When you're seller and commodity
You gotta sell yourself immodestly
Turn your pedestal into a carving board
If that's what the audience is starving for
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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After Vox Media sold Polygon to Valnet, a few of us ended up at rogue.site, where we're doing reader-supported games writing, reviews, guides, podcasts.
Rogue
Ad-free video game news, guides, opinions, history, culture, previews, interviews, and reviews written by humans, for humans
rogue.site
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
someone keeps making new bluesky accounts to harass me about a single sentence on my website and i don’t know what to do anymore
November 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
my beautiful son, the shagohod
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
classic resetera
How do Chinese PC gamers afford high end graphic cards?
www.resetera.com/threads/13...
November 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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And finished! Another 20 fantastic-looking unknown indie games to play right now or wishlist!

kotaku.com/indie-games-...

Thanks so much to everyone who submitted, and sorry to the hundreds I couldn't include! Very pleased to have managed to get to 40 though!

Please repost far and wide!
20 Extraordinary Indie Games To Wishlist This Black Friday
Another incredible selection of unknown games, both out now and coming soon
kotaku.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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i don’t think aftermath would ever hire me but you should recommend me anyway to make me feel good
Exciting news! Thanks to our sale, we've rocketed all the way up to over 4,900 paying subscribers. This means we can cross another goal, a regular columnist, off our list. We plan to sort out the exact specifics in our own time, but for now, who do you think would be a good fit?
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
i wish we were pre malone personally
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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free wheel
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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On this day, Indigenous people and allies confront the settler-colonial narratives of “Thanksgiving,” observing it instead as a National Day of Mourning.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i hate to say it but you guys were no help at all
hey does anyone know where my diploma is
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
hey does anyone know where my diploma is
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
no one is actually doing the thing everyone is complaining about: the social media story
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Inspired by lo-fi study beats and driven by my desire for peaceful winter ambience, Endless Winters is a simple hack of EarthBound that perpetually pans over a snowy landscape.

Designed for original hardware, it functions as a installation piece that can be quickly installed using a SNES and a CRT.
Endless Winters by Michael Iantorno
A lo-fi ambient hack of EarthBound
michaeliantorno.itch.io
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Closest thing you'll see from me maybe ever to a personal essay about a video game vgbees.com/im-great-at-...
I'm Great At Baby Steps Because I Walk Like That In Real Life - VGBees
CW: medical talk, surgical talk, bones, car accident In late May, an uninsured Lexus driver ran a yellow light and pulled in front of me...
vgbees.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Now, I was never a big time journalist, but when your work is just the fruit of powerful people telling you shit because they know you will sell it to their liking, whether it's politics or sports or entertainment, that's not journalism. You're doing a whole other job buddy.
November 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
i think the three stooges could take the three musketeers in a fight
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
if someone could put me in touch with tad horie at katalyst lab i’d love you forever
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
no, you just let one huge success go to your head and your kayfabe “don’t ask me for shit” persona turned real www.thegamebusiness.com/p/tekkens-ka...
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Bumping this, I'm working full time for the next few weeks and still don't know if I'm gonna make rent this month
I am going to refrain from despair posting tonight and just say any help you could throw my way would make a huge difference in my life rn

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November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i don’t think aftermath would ever hire me but you should recommend me anyway to make me feel good
Exciting news! Thanks to our sale, we've rocketed all the way up to over 4,900 paying subscribers. This means we can cross another goal, a regular columnist, off our list. We plan to sort out the exact specifics in our own time, but for now, who do you think would be a good fit?
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM