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Sam Lloyd
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my name is up here
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Local Dog Not Sure What To Do Next
November 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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I think people really don't appreciate how remarkable it is that the games industry releases hundreds of video games every year when you consider that not one person on earth knows how to make a video game
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Nebraska gave Matt Rhule an extension and then closed the season by losing 37-10 to coachless Penn State and somehow allowing 40 points at home to Iowa
November 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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the egg bowl at 11 am is neighbors fighting in the front lawn the morning after a holiday they spent yelling at each other over the fence
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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thread of newsletters to support on Black Friday (for yourself or get them as a gift and look cool). ppl giving you great stuff when AI slop is trying to beat you down:

first: Don’t Rock The Inbox ( @natalieweiner.bsky.social and @marissarmoss.bsky.social) www.dontrocktheinbox.com
Don't Rock The Inbox
A country music newsletter.
www.dontrocktheinbox.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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it’s not engagement farming if you don’t make lists and have problems with object permanence
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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One of my teen in-laws at Thanksgiving has a Nirvana sweatshirt on and black bangs hanging down most of his face.

I asked if he liked Nirvana and he said “they’re ok.”
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a black jacket on .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a black jacket on .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
good morning everyone!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=vjZX...
Binging with Babish: The Moistmaker from Friends
YouTube video by Binging with Babish
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November 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
one day this year my sister invited me to her house to see my newborn niece. she was so small and cute and I saw her open her eyes and look at me for the first time. while I was there I heard my one-year-old nephew call me “uncle” for the first time. I‘m thankful for so much, but that day especially
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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“Push It To The Limit” from Scarface playing over a montage of me pulling casserole dishes out of the fridge at 10:55 pm
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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My dad saw Post Malone on the TV and goes, “Is that Jelly Bean?”
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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The iconic martini is also lit up in the West Hills.
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Holy shit what a catch
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
they‘re not even going to show the Lil Jon performance?? alright fuck this everyone go to bed
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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closing in on an hour after his bedtime, someone asked my son if he wanted pie and he sprinted straight into a wall
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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bruv
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
why on earth were we just subjected to a Derek Jeter jumpscare in the year 2025
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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This is the worst football game ever played. Did both teams eat an entire turkey in the locker room before kickoff
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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He fumbled out the end zone smh
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Oh, that's a touchback
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I’m seeing too many good plates today and not enough bad, embarrassing ones. Here’s a bad plate with a steak cooked at 999 degrees for inspiration
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I only watched the 1960s Grinch a couple hundred times every December as a kid, so I can’t pretend to be an expert but I’m not quite sure if his modern-day equivalent would be a shill for Walmart
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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The unaskable question: what would happen if you froze this and put it in your ass
all hail the thanksgiving tube
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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are your kids texting about "rizz king" alan dershowitz?

LOL: Loving OJ's Lawyer
BRB: Bari's Rizz Baron
SMDH: Sending More Dershowitz Hashtags
OMG: Opposing More Good (Pierogi)
STFU: Seventeen Technically Factually Underage
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM