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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 16h

that scene is so good

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 16h

The Mariners won and you can tell everyone there is absolutely spent lol. Like they did a half-hearted little dance and Cal looks like he needs a double espresso.

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 16h

😂

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 16h

the last time the Mariners won an ALCS game the Lord of the Rings movies were still just theoretical

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Joel Zombied 🎃🦇 @velodus.bsky.social · 17h

That new Nike/Ken Griffey Jr. ad features a snippet of Bo Jackson running up the wall in 1990 and I think you could go all in if you wanted that this was the single coolest play in baseball history

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 16h

baseball and steroids, tale as old as time

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 17h

if the “you‘re twelve” tweet was an image

Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 17h

69 after alcoholic beverages

a beer vendor with a shirt that says his name is ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES and his number is 69

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 1d

What is aura farming

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 17h

the Seattle Mariners (…complimentary???)

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 17h

well yeah

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 17h

for the Mariners of course

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 17h

it’s considered a small market by MLB standards.

Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 17h

it’s no Dodger Dog or Fenway Frank

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 17h

it’s much more of a teriyaki city, which it does tremendously well

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 17h

see you make a great point but as a Portlander I must respect the city rivalry and hate all things Seattle. (minus the Mariners because it’s just basic humanity to hope for success for a team that’s never fully experienced it.)

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 17h

on the record no, off the record yes I loved it but that is not attributable

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 17h

no.

(…yes I loved it)

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 17h

I want the Mariners to win this series out of sympathy for a team that has never won anything but I refuse to budge on my position that cream cheese has no place on a hot dog.