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man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this
more like Alan Doucheowitz
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
more like Alan Doucheowitz
say what you will about Jody Allen but thanks to her we can all just point and laugh at this instead of having to close our eyes reallll tight when we yell ”let’s go Blazers let’s go Blazers”
Phil Knight is almost single handedly funding the OR GOP, one of the more extreme state GOPs in the country. Keep that in mind next time you’re in the market for sportswear or sneakers. www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
Nike co-founder Phil Knight makes record-setting donation to help elect Republicans
It is the single largest donation Knight has made to an Oregon candidate or political action committee.
www.oregonlive.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
say what you will about Jody Allen but thanks to her we can all just point and laugh at this instead of having to close our eyes reallll tight when we yell ”let’s go Blazers let’s go Blazers”
I just looked it up and he’s 6’2, you could have just said that you didn’t need to spend a whole paragraph glazing oranger wheezier grumpier Mel Gibson Now
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I just looked it up and he’s 6’2, you could have just said that you didn’t need to spend a whole paragraph glazing oranger wheezier grumpier Mel Gibson Now
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The Aquarium Is Empty and Yoshi Refuses To Show Us What’s in His Mouth
November 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The Aquarium Is Empty and Yoshi Refuses To Show Us What’s in His Mouth
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This "Rugrats" episode, "Touchdown Tommy" aired in 1992. It is explicitly shown that Stu Pickles is a Houston Oilers fan. Therefore, it stands to reason that it is officially "Rugrats" canon that one year later, Stu Pickles watched "The Comeback" and was emotionally devastated by the BUFFALO BILLS!
January 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This "Rugrats" episode, "Touchdown Tommy" aired in 1992. It is explicitly shown that Stu Pickles is a Houston Oilers fan. Therefore, it stands to reason that it is officially "Rugrats" canon that one year later, Stu Pickles watched "The Comeback" and was emotionally devastated by the BUFFALO BILLS!
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“brock purdy” sounds like a drunk person complimenting a rock
“Brock Purdy” sounds like a movie star in the Flintstones Universe
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
“brock purdy” sounds like a drunk person complimenting a rock
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one thing you can say about this football game is that it is technically a football game
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
one thing you can say about this football game is that it is technically a football game
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It's been quite a run...
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's been quite a run...
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Swing screen where the blocker doesn't block anybody isn't what you're hoping to see on third-and-goal.
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Swing screen where the blocker doesn't block anybody isn't what you're hoping to see on third-and-goal.
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thank you to these men for at least making this MNF mid off hilarious
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
thank you to these men for at least making this MNF mid off hilarious
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they're adding a fifth loko
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
they're adding a fifth loko
take your turkey out of the freezer!!
hey take your turkey out of the freezer
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
take your turkey out of the freezer!!
seeing @katiebakes.bsky.social ’ byline on a story: 😀
seeing that it’s about the View Askiewniverse: 😀😀
seeing that it’s a 20-minute read and you can’t get to the whole thing on your lunch break: lay down, try not to cry, cry a lot
seeing that it’s about the View Askiewniverse: 😀😀
seeing that it’s a 20-minute read and you can’t get to the whole thing on your lunch break: lay down, try not to cry, cry a lot
wrote about the kind of cinema that can only be appreciated in a friend's basement. that's right, I wrote about MALLRATS!
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
“The Little Movie That Couldn’t”: ‘Mallrats’ Turns 30
In the fall of 1995, Kevin Smith’s second film was a box office humiliation. Now, it’s become an embarrassment of riches. We chat with Smith about the movie and how it forever altered his career.
www.theringer.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
seeing @katiebakes.bsky.social ’ byline on a story: 😀
seeing that it’s about the View Askiewniverse: 😀😀
seeing that it’s a 20-minute read and you can’t get to the whole thing on your lunch break: lay down, try not to cry, cry a lot
seeing that it’s about the View Askiewniverse: 😀😀
seeing that it’s a 20-minute read and you can’t get to the whole thing on your lunch break: lay down, try not to cry, cry a lot
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When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
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Wrong. Spoiler: it’s Naked Gun, the funniest movie ever put to film
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Wrong. Spoiler: it’s Naked Gun, the funniest movie ever put to film
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I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Muhammad. Muhammad was an accountant prior to this but his workplace was destroyed and his home severely damaged. He’s hoping to leave Gaza with his family including his daughters Iman, 5 and Lian, 6 so that they can get a better education.
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Muhammad. Muhammad was an accountant prior to this but his workplace was destroyed and his home severely damaged. He’s hoping to leave Gaza with his family including his daughters Iman, 5 and Lian, 6 so that they can get a better education.
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no it isn’t!!! fuck you!!!
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
no it isn’t!!! fuck you!!!
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Owen Wilson coming into my living room under the banner of a telecom conglomerate trying to tough guy me? Owen Wilson? No. Somebody has massively overestimated the powers attached to being the "more serious" Wilson brother. Get the fuck out of my house talking to me like that.
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Owen Wilson coming into my living room under the banner of a telecom conglomerate trying to tough guy me? Owen Wilson? No. Somebody has massively overestimated the powers attached to being the "more serious" Wilson brother. Get the fuck out of my house talking to me like that.
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lsu hiring chip so that can save $$ by not needing to scrape the entire name off brian kelly’s glass office door
NEWS: The Raiders are firing offensive coordinator Chip Kelly, per source.
Kelly signed a contract to make him the richest offensive coordinator in football this offseason, but is dismissed after just 11 games.
Kelly signed a contract to make him the richest offensive coordinator in football this offseason, but is dismissed after just 11 games.
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
lsu hiring chip so that can save $$ by not needing to scrape the entire name off brian kelly’s glass office door
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Gonna need everyone to stop and pause for ten seconds for station ID, I mean, to appreciate the upgrade both my personal and work phones experienced in light of this tinier-than-expected-sticker-that’s-tiny-because-I-was-too-excited-to-order-it-than-verify-the-measurements being stuck on the back
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Gonna need everyone to stop and pause for ten seconds for station ID, I mean, to appreciate the upgrade both my personal and work phones experienced in light of this tinier-than-expected-sticker-that’s-tiny-because-I-was-too-excited-to-order-it-than-verify-the-measurements being stuck on the back
Oasis being able to successfully reunite and hold it together for an entire tour is a testament to the power of the human soul and its capacity to forgive and make amends. Well either that or it shows two people will pretend literally anything for however long they need to if the money’s good enough
@thestevenwoods tweeted
These dudes really pulled it off. Biggest tour on the planet. Got to share it with my babies and met a friend for life. Long live @oasis https://t.co/BAR10QIInJ
These dudes really pulled it off. Biggest tour on the planet. Got to share it with my babies and met a friend for life. Long live @oasis https://t.co/BAR10QIInJ
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@thestevenwoods tweeted
These dudes really pulled it off. Biggest tour on the planet. Got to share it with my babies and met a friend for life. Long live @oasis https://t.co/BAR10QIInJ
twitter.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Oasis being able to successfully reunite and hold it together for an entire tour is a testament to the power of the human soul and its capacity to forgive and make amends. Well either that or it shows two people will pretend literally anything for however long they need to if the money’s good enough
”you cannot kill me in a way that matters” is from:
a) a monologue during the hardest Andor episode
b) the last, heartrendingly battle-scarred chapter of This Is How You Lose The Time War
c) an old forgotten manuscript by a doomed rebel leader
d) a dumbass tumblr shitpost about mushrooms
(it’s d)
a) a monologue during the hardest Andor episode
b) the last, heartrendingly battle-scarred chapter of This Is How You Lose The Time War
c) an old forgotten manuscript by a doomed rebel leader
d) a dumbass tumblr shitpost about mushrooms
(it’s d)
You cannot kill me in a way that matters, Charlie Brown.
you’re an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill, charlie brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
”you cannot kill me in a way that matters” is from:
a) a monologue during the hardest Andor episode
b) the last, heartrendingly battle-scarred chapter of This Is How You Lose The Time War
c) an old forgotten manuscript by a doomed rebel leader
d) a dumbass tumblr shitpost about mushrooms
(it’s d)
a) a monologue during the hardest Andor episode
b) the last, heartrendingly battle-scarred chapter of This Is How You Lose The Time War
c) an old forgotten manuscript by a doomed rebel leader
d) a dumbass tumblr shitpost about mushrooms
(it’s d)
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everyone is 12 theory chugging along
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
everyone is 12 theory chugging along