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if your name is max too please dont embarrass me
rip chuck. said “jam it” to the haters and tipped this in your honor @bakerboy.chasbo.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
i think im falling in love with rfk jr
November 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
someone at work i wont see for a few days pulled the old “see ya next month hehehe” line on me. im going to break into their house tonight
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Hey everyone,

I hate asking again, but the movers we hired ripped my family off. Quoted us about $4k then extorted another almost $4k. I’m sick from overwork, will have to miss work to recover and we’re down a lot more than planned.

See quoted posted below for donation links.

Anything helps.
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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They’re going to take anyone they can get their hands on. They’re evil, folks!
"They had submitted extensive paperwork and paid fees. The foreign spouses had been fingerprinted and passed medical exams. None had criminal records. None had entered the country illegally. They had already been granted employment authorization." www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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ICE is kidnapping people on Thanksgiving.

If you think they can be reformed, ask your family how they would feel if they never saw you today.
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
mfer can’t even tolerate brown skin on a turkey
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.
November 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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I was going to go extremely easy on the food but at the last minute I remembered that I had an extra honeynut squash I needed to use and savory tart happened
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.

We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Holy fucking shit this is a *real* image from a *real* (presumably peer-reviewed) paper in [Nature] Scientific Reports.

How many people had to sign off on this figure?

The editor, one hopes, the reviewer(s)? The copy editor?

What had to happen for THIS to get published?
Hey @nature.com, have you got an explanation for how the hell THIS happened? & especially why you accepted a paper with such a bizarre piece of genAI slop in it?!
& more to the point, why we should take you seriously at all going forward?
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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We have a “poverty trap” and it’s driving the destruction of social cohesion.

The “poverty line” is’t 35,000, it’s $150,000, and making more than one, and less than the other is worse than being “poor”.

Which is why the rage.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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good afternoon please help my dear friend Noor she is suffering right now 🫂❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

ko-fi.com/noor320819/g...
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Everyone’s like “listen to your body, listen to your body.” Honestly, I don’t think my body needs as much mustard as it requests.
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
“charlie! charlie! do you like thanksgiving turkey?”
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
the real turkey this thanksgiving is donald trump
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Alaska vowed to resolve the murders of Indigenous people.

But when one nonprofit asked state law enforcement officials for a fundamental piece of data — a list of Indigenous murders they’d investigated — the state said no.

With @adn.com
Alaska Vowed to Resolve Murders of Indigenous People. Now It Refuses to Provide Their Names.
When the nonprofit Data for Indigenous Justice filed public records requests with the Alaska Department of Public Safety concerning cases it had investigated, the state rejected them.
www.propublica.org
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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let’s be vampires with mama
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
anyone wanna explain this to me
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
fell asleep listening to massage music last night so between this and listening to “roundball rock” even once, my algorithm is fucked
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
smart patrol/mr dna or uglatto
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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smart patrol!
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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”You two folks are really nice for buying me this drink. I just… wanted to come over and thank… 🫩… ohhh sorry… I‘m suddenly VERY sleepy. tkggdxuughjjkkvs… “
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM