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mike taddow
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used to write at a couple of places. now i just shit post whatever crosses my mind.
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“neck”: the greatest marching band song played by the often imitated, but never duplicated, southern university’s human jukebox.

[🎥 via southern university]
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
every year, going on about 12 years now, i turn down a standing offer to go to the cowboys’ thanksgiving game with a friend in his company’s suite. i refuse to indulge jerry and he for damn sure ain’t getting a nickel outta me. i just watch it on tv and gripe about the product, like a real man
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
1995 thanksgiving 2025 thanksgiving
game v. kansas city game v. kansas city
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
the landry shift on thanksgiving while wearing those throwback uniforms is why i still let this cowboys franchise into my life despite my brain screaming at me to stop
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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[nicolas cage voice] i’m going to steal the john madden pylon
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
mahomes…wow
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
turpin had a disastrous fumble last week. he just redeemed himself there by recovering pickens’ fumble.
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
catching a teabag on thanksgiving is nasty work
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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george pickens is so entertaining. i feel like he’s gonna catch a pass and LITERALLY fly to the endzone one of these days. no flight plan filed with the faa, just vibes.
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
george pickens could catch ebola while wearing 4 vacuum-sealed hazmat suits
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
snoopy look ZOOTED that boy on mars
The 🐐 has arrived.

Snoopy.

#MacysParade
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
the macy’s day parade has featured several performers of color including busta rhymes and lil jon. mamdani’s new york really makin *them* seethe today
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
number 28 waiting patiently like
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
gas leak
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
i say this about 11 days a week
what an unbelievably stupid time to be alive
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
something about learning how to make money off athletes from an early age or what not
SOURCE: UL-Monroe is expected to name SJ Tuohy as its next athletic director, @theathletic.com has learned.

Tuohy (yes, the kid from The Blind Side) is currently a deputy AD at Oral Roberts and previously worked his way up at UCF, Arkansas, SMU and Liberty.
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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The day Ryan Lizza and Olivia Nuzzi met
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
i think it’s cool that municipality provides
trash cans on the side of the road, cuts down on littering!
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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presumably between halves of the nfl title game?
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
🎶“i don't mind stealin’ bread
from the mouths of decadence….”🎶
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
a very dope part of this app is that a
dope post like this doesn’t get drowned
out by insane rhetoric engagement like
it would on that other place,,
love when college football players get to wear non-Latin lettering on the back of their jerseys, here's Western Michigan defensive tackle Mustafi al-Garawi
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
basketball cte is new!
i have been getting spammed with this over the past couple hours. if you are someone who has texted me this, yes i have seen it.

the four verts team is still looking for a proper response.

thank you,
management
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i love that i’m engaging in food discourse while i’ve had a nasty stomach bug for the last 24 hours.
i am built different. (help)
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM