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Chris Jackson
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Lawyer. Whiskey enthusiast.

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Anyways, fuck Ted Cruz.
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again, these fellas doing this simply would not say it to anyone's face
Oh nothing. Just a major conservative activist, former staffer for Chuck Grassley and a former clerk for Justice Neil Gorsuch calling me a "retarded pussy." Fun stuff on X, the everything site.
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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this is just gutter racism
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The day It Happens will be a national holiday.
Trump calls Tim Walz “seriously retarded”
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Thanksgiving Leftovers sandwich while finishing bottles of both red and white wine. I’m levitating.
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
A legit sociopath
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?

TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Eating pie for dinner. There are no rules today. Only God can see your shame.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Remembering that there are pies
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
after my third helping of turkey
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Alright everybody. Post! Those! Plates!
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Best scene from a Thanksgiving movie.
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) - A F***ing Car Scene | Movieclips
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November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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They should have a Waingro balloon at the parade.
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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we're bringing back severing ties with family members who support trump this year
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
First drink of the long holiday weekend: Basil Hayden Old Fashioned at 5:45 pm Wednesday.
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The day Ryan Lizza and Olivia Nuzzi met
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Libs of Tik Tok has already posted over 20 tweets blaming Democrats for their deaths.
Annnnnnd now the West Virginia governor says he's not sure about the condition of the National Guardsmen.

Maybe best to not tweet out that they are both dead until, you know, you KNOW that is absolutely the case...
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I just slammed shut my laptop so hard it shook the walls of my apartment. Time to get drunk.
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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oh this is absolutely what i think. i think they feed him fake polls and outright AI slop
At this point, I wonder if he isn't lying when he says he has "my highest Poll Numbers, ever" since it's entirely possible that's what his aides are telling him. It's quite likely that there's an entire Potemkin village built around Trump right now.
Trump responds to a detailed report about his waning energy and propensity to sleep through on-camera events by calling the New York Times's Katie Rogers ugly
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I’ve never posted this meme harder
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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One of my beliefs is that during a holiday week email shouldn't work at all for anyone
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The least Trump could have done is gotten us a THE NICE GUYS sequel.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
All pie is good. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM