Crying real tears before a punch is thrown

It’s so obvious he’s the biggest bitch diva alive. Try to imagine him getting into an actual fight.

I didn’t know who this dude was nine months ago and now I would follow him into Hell.

This dude is 45 years old. He looks like the crypt-keeper.

On number three

“Did Donald Trump set up a false flag operation in Butler, Pennsylvania? You’ll have to buy my book to find out, in June 2027.”

I love seeing holiday plates of other cultures. I’m sure they enjoy seeing the smorgasbord of food we tackle every year as well.