Hanna
@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social
She/Her. Dodgers | Comets | Mariners. President of the Emmet Sheehan and Justin Wrobleski appreciation society. Bryan Woo, Alex Freeland, Noah Miller, Justin Dean & Chris Taylor apologist.
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Hanna
@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social
· Jun 19
For every single person who yapped at me about him being Catholic/Christian. Look at what is still out in his locker. This mightn’t mean shit to anybody else, but this is significant to me and this kid is so damn special.
The Giants don’t deserve him
December 1, 2025 at 5:59 AM
The Giants don’t deserve him
Nothing will prepare you for how much a labrador and a greyhound can poop on a single walk. Nothing.
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Nothing will prepare you for how much a labrador and a greyhound can poop on a single walk. Nothing.
Starting a hot new show all the kids are talking about (Scandal, 2012)
November 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Starting a hot new show all the kids are talking about (Scandal, 2012)
The scariest part about doing a new client’s house slash puppy sit is trying to figure out how their toaster works.
RIP to the recently incinerated piece of Turkish bread that was destined for greater things 🥲
RIP to the recently incinerated piece of Turkish bread that was destined for greater things 🥲
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The scariest part about doing a new client’s house slash puppy sit is trying to figure out how their toaster works.
RIP to the recently incinerated piece of Turkish bread that was destined for greater things 🥲
RIP to the recently incinerated piece of Turkish bread that was destined for greater things 🥲
Seeing the Helsley signing and seriously thinking to myself I wonder who wins at dodgers award for most appearances as the closer by committee next season.
I have trained my brain to forget Tanner exists.
I have trained my brain to forget Tanner exists.
November 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Seeing the Helsley signing and seriously thinking to myself I wonder who wins at dodgers award for most appearances as the closer by committee next season.
I have trained my brain to forget Tanner exists.
I have trained my brain to forget Tanner exists.
Some days I too, do the absolute bare minimum at my job. Where’s my parade?
With all the talk of an expected lockout, Rob Manfred is committed to extending a streak he technically has as MLB commissioner.
dodgerblue.com/commissioner...
dodgerblue.com/commissioner...
Commissioner Rob Manfred Committed To Avoid MLB Lockout That Results In Missed Games
Commissioner Rob Manfred said it is his top priority to ensure the league doesn't lose any games in 2027 if an MLB lockout occurs.
dodgerblue.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Some days I too, do the absolute bare minimum at my job. Where’s my parade?
Well shit I love a challenge.
@hahnapaulooza.bsky.social has swears! They've used 758 profanities in their last 14,466 posts.
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🥇 "fuck" (132 times)
🥈 "shit" (97 times)
🥉 "fucking" (78 times)
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Well shit I love a challenge.
These blueberries are unreasonably large
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
These blueberries are unreasonably large
I was meant to be driving to the Sunny Coast today (six hour round trip plus time spent) but there’s no way in good conscience I can leave the dogs outside in this heat so picking up an eight pack of lemonade icy poles, a 7/11 slurpee, Netflix and some giant dog bones it is.
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I was meant to be driving to the Sunny Coast today (six hour round trip plus time spent) but there’s no way in good conscience I can leave the dogs outside in this heat so picking up an eight pack of lemonade icy poles, a 7/11 slurpee, Netflix and some giant dog bones it is.
Me, when the managing director sends us an email telling us we need to “look at the bigger picture” and “land the plane.”
This happened literally two weeks ago.
This happened literally two weeks ago.
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Me, when the managing director sends us an email telling us we need to “look at the bigger picture” and “land the plane.”
This happened literally two weeks ago.
This happened literally two weeks ago.
Please meet this weekend’s clients who I assure you are just melting in the heat and nothing else.
Our chocolate lab is Teddy. Our salt and pepper snoop greyhound is Oakley.
Yes, my cats hate me, thanks for asking.
Our chocolate lab is Teddy. Our salt and pepper snoop greyhound is Oakley.
Yes, my cats hate me, thanks for asking.
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Please meet this weekend’s clients who I assure you are just melting in the heat and nothing else.
Our chocolate lab is Teddy. Our salt and pepper snoop greyhound is Oakley.
Yes, my cats hate me, thanks for asking.
Our chocolate lab is Teddy. Our salt and pepper snoop greyhound is Oakley.
Yes, my cats hate me, thanks for asking.
I don’t think I’m making it to 5pm today folks
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I don’t think I’m making it to 5pm today folks
A full feature for fans not gate kept by SportsNetLA??? Am I dreaming???
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
A full feature for fans not gate kept by SportsNetLA??? Am I dreaming???
I don’t care for “American football” but I just found proof dating back to 2013 that I am a Chicago Bears fan. Mostly because I like bears. And because Rise Against are from Chicago.
No, I had not done my hair.
No, I had not done my hair.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I don’t care for “American football” but I just found proof dating back to 2013 that I am a Chicago Bears fan. Mostly because I like bears. And because Rise Against are from Chicago.
No, I had not done my hair.
No, I had not done my hair.
It’s weird to see older white men that people actually like having a moment
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It’s weird to see older white men that people actually like having a moment
Across the Universe is a Thanksgiving movie.
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Across the Universe is a Thanksgiving movie.
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118 days until Opening Day
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
118 days until Opening Day
Happy this-stupid-heatwave-will-never-end-it’s-already-in-the-80s-at-3:30am-for-those-who-haven’t-embraced-the-metric-system day to those forced to observe 🥵
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Happy this-stupid-heatwave-will-never-end-it’s-already-in-the-80s-at-3:30am-for-those-who-haven’t-embraced-the-metric-system day to those forced to observe 🥵
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Happy Thanksgiving! @hahnapaulooza.bsky.social even though you don’t observe it, this one’s for you! 😉
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! @hahnapaulooza.bsky.social even though you don’t observe it, this one’s for you! 😉
Everyone out here singing praises for Mookie’s glove (fair, admittedly) and then there’s me, demanding more of the sour patch kid obsessive with questionable facial hair on this stage in 2026
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Everyone out here singing praises for Mookie’s glove (fair, admittedly) and then there’s me, demanding more of the sour patch kid obsessive with questionable facial hair on this stage in 2026
I mean it’s not preferable?
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I mean it’s not preferable?
Just learned the Padres were looking at Emmet in college and my entire life just flashed before my eyes
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Just learned the Padres were looking at Emmet in college and my entire life just flashed before my eyes