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lizard
@lizzzard.bsky.social
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · Nov 14
smoking weed until i forget we have a government
don draper finding contentment in the last scene of made men
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 32m
if you say “liberal” in the mirror 3 times, a bsky mod shows up and bans you for 24 hours
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 52m
Welcome to bluesky, the team running the place hates you, please enjoy these oldheads during your brief stay
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 4h
fuck i’m supposed to be going on a date in an hour and i’m not showered and my apartment is a MESS time to go into ADHD superhero mode
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 4h
crucible stans wya
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 4h
i saw goody liz with the devil!!!
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 4h
i fear that if i were one of the women being prosecuted during the salem witch trials that i would not have made it. i do way too much weird shit.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 5h
Very straightforwardly detained by secret police for speech. I honestly don't know what establishment figures are telling themselves any more to avoid cognitive dissonance over this shit.
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Jeff Yang @originalsp.in · 6h
ICE arrested comedian Robby Roadsteamer for singing a parody of Rod Stewart’s “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” in a Jeffrey Epstein the Giraffe costume outside their facility.

He sings “If you hate brown people / and you are a Nazi” and ICE thugs grab him and drag him into detention. No violence—just speech.
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 1d
she is my everything
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 1d
i restarted my island and was lucky enough to get her like immediately and she said she hoped this would be the beginning of a lifelong friendship and i thought of all the times she’s brought me joy in dark times when i’ve used animal crossing as a coping mechanism. anyway video games rule
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 1d
i just started tearing up because i love this villager so much, someone please take away my switch
merengue from animal crossing. she’s a pink rhino with a strawberry for a nose and cute little blush and eyelashes. she’s wearing a little chef/baker’s outfit
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 1d
and the jets are on the bottom with zero wins as they should be ❤️
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 1d
RAHHHHHHHHH
AFC east standings 1. patriots 2. bills 3. dolphins 4. jets
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 1d
AND WITH THAT THE PATS ARE ON TOP OF THE AFC EAST
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 1d
yeah playoffs is a lock i think
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 1d
based on how these past few games have gone, the really delusional part of me is thinking our boys might just stumble their way into the AFC championship or even super bowl this year, but i try to keep her in check
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 1d
i’m sorry i’ll take myself to jail
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 1d
maye and vrabel are gonna take them to the elite level way sooner than anyone but pats fans are gonna enjoy lol
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 1d
i hope they get healthy soon so when we beat them again in week 15 it’ll be even more satisfying
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 1d
i did not think this was gonna go atlanta’s way at all or at any point tbh but if your run defense sucks and you’re playing against arguably the best running back in the league 🤷‍♀️
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 1d
and if they lose tonight we’ll be leading the division ❤️
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 1d
very very fair
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 1d
like this post if you have me muted
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 1d
no they shouldn’t (would love to see them tied with the pats for the division)
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 1d
can’t wait for my butthole to get baja blasted tomorrow
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lizard @lizzzard.bsky.social · 1d
taco bell commercials should be illegal (crunchwrap is on the way)
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