The Marxist Owl ☭𖤐
@owlmarxist.bsky.social
In your tree watching you
Glory to the revolution
Shitposting is for the birds
pronouns: just call me comrade
Glory to the revolution
Shitposting is for the birds
pronouns: just call me comrade
Pinned
The japes of the revolution will never cease; the shitposts of the proletariat will never go silent; the quips and wisecracking of the working peoples of the world will fill our hearts with gladness.
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Bluesky in a nutshell
are these ladies bothering you
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Bluesky in a nutshell
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is it gauche to ask bigger accounts to follow back if they were moots on another account
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
is it gauche to ask bigger accounts to follow back if they were moots on another account
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pickle is not impressed with all the holiday humbug
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
pickle is not impressed with all the holiday humbug
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I'm trans and proud of it. I'm antizionist and proud of it. I gay married the love of my life and I'm proud of it. And I'm Jewish and proud of it. And guess what? I'm going to stay those things until I die.
Die mad about it, bigots.
Die mad about it, bigots.
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I'm trans and proud of it. I'm antizionist and proud of it. I gay married the love of my life and I'm proud of it. And I'm Jewish and proud of it. And guess what? I'm going to stay those things until I die.
Die mad about it, bigots.
Die mad about it, bigots.
the best pies are meat pies
Ok so we are apparently doing pie takes so here are mine:
- Pie is soup
- Best pies are as follows (in order):
Cherry
Pumpkin
Apple
It gets pretty fuzzy after the top 2
- Bad pies are as follows:
Shit
Piss
- All pies should have a little poison to bring out the flavor
- Pie is soup
- Best pies are as follows (in order):
Cherry
Pumpkin
Apple
It gets pretty fuzzy after the top 2
- Bad pies are as follows:
Shit
Piss
- All pies should have a little poison to bring out the flavor
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
the best pies are meat pies
listening to a medieval christmas music playlist just to feel something (temporarily catholic)
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
listening to a medieval christmas music playlist just to feel something (temporarily catholic)
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i've begun "deworking". every day i strive to reduce profits, shed customers, and kneecap future business developments
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
i've begun "deworking". every day i strive to reduce profits, shed customers, and kneecap future business developments
israel has no right to exist
Please clarify. Are you saying Israel has no right to exist?
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
israel has no right to exist
immediate follow for the leon pfp
my body is a machine that makes headaches
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
immediate follow for the leon pfp
i’ll probably end up working for an ai company which sucks
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
i’ll probably end up working for an ai company which sucks
sorry im bummer posting i just hate everything rn
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
sorry im bummer posting i just hate everything rn
anyway thanksgiving is cancelled b/c
a) family is all sick
b) broke af
c) kitchen is a wreck b/c of a)
going to try to source pumpkin pie so that youngest owlet can eat pie for breakfast and watch the Macy’s parade like she does every year
and that’ll be it
a) family is all sick
b) broke af
c) kitchen is a wreck b/c of a)
going to try to source pumpkin pie so that youngest owlet can eat pie for breakfast and watch the Macy’s parade like she does every year
and that’ll be it
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
anyway thanksgiving is cancelled b/c
a) family is all sick
b) broke af
c) kitchen is a wreck b/c of a)
going to try to source pumpkin pie so that youngest owlet can eat pie for breakfast and watch the Macy’s parade like she does every year
and that’ll be it
a) family is all sick
b) broke af
c) kitchen is a wreck b/c of a)
going to try to source pumpkin pie so that youngest owlet can eat pie for breakfast and watch the Macy’s parade like she does every year
and that’ll be it
i knew all i had to do was search dolly parton and id find erin again
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
i knew all i had to do was search dolly parton and id find erin again
It’s probably a complete waste of energy to apply for jobs before January right?
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It’s probably a complete waste of energy to apply for jobs before January right?
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I woke up to this email today.
What the fuck.
What the fuck.
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I woke up to this email today.
What the fuck.
What the fuck.
what a terrible day to have eyes
Dude maybe it was a fated mate situation. She was YEARNING!!!!! absolute PINING for the green candy cane
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
what a terrible day to have eyes
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I really can't stress enough that claiming selling settlement lands is part of 'Jewish culture' or whatever is in fact maybe one of the most antisemitic things you can say. Hiding your shame in a house of worship doesn't make it moral it just means you've stained a holy place.
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I really can't stress enough that claiming selling settlement lands is part of 'Jewish culture' or whatever is in fact maybe one of the most antisemitic things you can say. Hiding your shame in a house of worship doesn't make it moral it just means you've stained a holy place.
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*me slapping my trans manly big naturals back and forth across his weird-shaped cheeks*
TWAS TRANS TIDDIES WHAT KILLED YER MAMA BOY!! IT WAS TRANS TIDDIES AND THEY RODE IN ON A RAINBOW
TWAS TRANS TIDDIES WHAT KILLED YER MAMA BOY!! IT WAS TRANS TIDDIES AND THEY RODE IN ON A RAINBOW
Well, y'all did it AGAIN!
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
*me slapping my trans manly big naturals back and forth across his weird-shaped cheeks*
TWAS TRANS TIDDIES WHAT KILLED YER MAMA BOY!! IT WAS TRANS TIDDIES AND THEY RODE IN ON A RAINBOW
TWAS TRANS TIDDIES WHAT KILLED YER MAMA BOY!! IT WAS TRANS TIDDIES AND THEY RODE IN ON A RAINBOW
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Shoutout to Candace Owens for exercising the time honored american tradition of blaming the French for random shit that bothers us
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Shoutout to Candace Owens for exercising the time honored american tradition of blaming the French for random shit that bothers us
i volunteer for the danger
alcohol is dangerous
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
i volunteer for the danger
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“Bluesky’s got the juice!”
“Have you considered that juice prevented scurvy in english sailors which allowed them to create and enforce the brutal colonialism of the british empire and kept a quarter of the world’s population under the heel of the hated queen victoria?”
“Have you considered that juice prevented scurvy in english sailors which allowed them to create and enforce the brutal colonialism of the british empire and kept a quarter of the world’s population under the heel of the hated queen victoria?”
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“Bluesky’s got the juice!”
“Have you considered that juice prevented scurvy in english sailors which allowed them to create and enforce the brutal colonialism of the british empire and kept a quarter of the world’s population under the heel of the hated queen victoria?”
“Have you considered that juice prevented scurvy in english sailors which allowed them to create and enforce the brutal colonialism of the british empire and kept a quarter of the world’s population under the heel of the hated queen victoria?”
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Within @aaup.org, there's a lot of advocacy chapters who wonder what power they have without a CBA. We're here to say it doesn't matter. Organizing is organizing is organizing. You want the contract but if you act like a union then you're a union. I call this The Newsies Principle.
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Within @aaup.org, there's a lot of advocacy chapters who wonder what power they have without a CBA. We're here to say it doesn't matter. Organizing is organizing is organizing. You want the contract but if you act like a union then you're a union. I call this The Newsies Principle.