The Marxist Owl ☭𖤐
@owlmarxist.bsky.social
In your tree watching you
Glory to the revolution
Shitposting is for the birds
pronouns: just call me comrade
Glory to the revolution
Shitposting is for the birds
pronouns: just call me comrade
Pinned
The japes of the revolution will never cease; the shitposts of the proletariat will never go silent; the quips and wisecracking of the working peoples of the world will fill our hearts with gladness.
listening to a medieval christmas music playlist just to feel something (temporarily catholic)
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
listening to a medieval christmas music playlist just to feel something (temporarily catholic)
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i've begun "deworking". every day i strive to reduce profits, shed customers, and kneecap future business developments
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
i've begun "deworking". every day i strive to reduce profits, shed customers, and kneecap future business developments
israel has no right to exist
Please clarify. Are you saying Israel has no right to exist?
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
israel has no right to exist
immediate follow for the leon pfp
my body is a machine that makes headaches
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
immediate follow for the leon pfp
i’ll probably end up working for an ai company which sucks
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
i’ll probably end up working for an ai company which sucks
sorry im bummer posting i just hate everything rn
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
sorry im bummer posting i just hate everything rn
anyway thanksgiving is cancelled b/c
a) family is all sick
b) broke af
c) kitchen is a wreck b/c of a)
going to try to source pumpkin pie so that youngest owlet can eat pie for breakfast and watch the Macy’s parade like she does every year
and that’ll be it
a) family is all sick
b) broke af
c) kitchen is a wreck b/c of a)
going to try to source pumpkin pie so that youngest owlet can eat pie for breakfast and watch the Macy’s parade like she does every year
and that’ll be it
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
anyway thanksgiving is cancelled b/c
a) family is all sick
b) broke af
c) kitchen is a wreck b/c of a)
going to try to source pumpkin pie so that youngest owlet can eat pie for breakfast and watch the Macy’s parade like she does every year
and that’ll be it
a) family is all sick
b) broke af
c) kitchen is a wreck b/c of a)
going to try to source pumpkin pie so that youngest owlet can eat pie for breakfast and watch the Macy’s parade like she does every year
and that’ll be it
i knew all i had to do was search dolly parton and id find erin again
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
i knew all i had to do was search dolly parton and id find erin again
It’s probably a complete waste of energy to apply for jobs before January right?
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It’s probably a complete waste of energy to apply for jobs before January right?
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I woke up to this email today.
What the fuck.
What the fuck.
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I woke up to this email today.
What the fuck.
What the fuck.
what a terrible day to have eyes
Dude maybe it was a fated mate situation. She was YEARNING!!!!! absolute PINING for the green candy cane
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
what a terrible day to have eyes
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I really can't stress enough that claiming selling settlement lands is part of 'Jewish culture' or whatever is in fact maybe one of the most antisemitic things you can say. Hiding your shame in a house of worship doesn't make it moral it just means you've stained a holy place.
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I really can't stress enough that claiming selling settlement lands is part of 'Jewish culture' or whatever is in fact maybe one of the most antisemitic things you can say. Hiding your shame in a house of worship doesn't make it moral it just means you've stained a holy place.
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*me slapping my trans manly big naturals back and forth across his weird-shaped cheeks*
TWAS TRANS TIDDIES WHAT KILLED YER MAMA BOY!! IT WAS TRANS TIDDIES AND THEY RODE IN ON A RAINBOW
TWAS TRANS TIDDIES WHAT KILLED YER MAMA BOY!! IT WAS TRANS TIDDIES AND THEY RODE IN ON A RAINBOW
Well, y'all did it AGAIN!
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
*me slapping my trans manly big naturals back and forth across his weird-shaped cheeks*
TWAS TRANS TIDDIES WHAT KILLED YER MAMA BOY!! IT WAS TRANS TIDDIES AND THEY RODE IN ON A RAINBOW
TWAS TRANS TIDDIES WHAT KILLED YER MAMA BOY!! IT WAS TRANS TIDDIES AND THEY RODE IN ON A RAINBOW
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Shoutout to Candace Owens for exercising the time honored american tradition of blaming the French for random shit that bothers us
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Shoutout to Candace Owens for exercising the time honored american tradition of blaming the French for random shit that bothers us
i volunteer for the danger
alcohol is dangerous
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
i volunteer for the danger
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“Bluesky’s got the juice!”
“Have you considered that juice prevented scurvy in english sailors which allowed them to create and enforce the brutal colonialism of the british empire and kept a quarter of the world’s population under the heel of the hated queen victoria?”
“Have you considered that juice prevented scurvy in english sailors which allowed them to create and enforce the brutal colonialism of the british empire and kept a quarter of the world’s population under the heel of the hated queen victoria?”
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“Bluesky’s got the juice!”
“Have you considered that juice prevented scurvy in english sailors which allowed them to create and enforce the brutal colonialism of the british empire and kept a quarter of the world’s population under the heel of the hated queen victoria?”
“Have you considered that juice prevented scurvy in english sailors which allowed them to create and enforce the brutal colonialism of the british empire and kept a quarter of the world’s population under the heel of the hated queen victoria?”
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Within @aaup.org, there's a lot of advocacy chapters who wonder what power they have without a CBA. We're here to say it doesn't matter. Organizing is organizing is organizing. You want the contract but if you act like a union then you're a union. I call this The Newsies Principle.
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Within @aaup.org, there's a lot of advocacy chapters who wonder what power they have without a CBA. We're here to say it doesn't matter. Organizing is organizing is organizing. You want the contract but if you act like a union then you're a union. I call this The Newsies Principle.
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Do you want a sippy cup or a sip-me cup?
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Do you want a sippy cup or a sip-me cup?
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Hey can you please reshare this?
We are going to need as much help as possible, I am already maxing out my available funds to help get this move done with Charlie, but we still need a little help to get their things out of storage. I am currently at my limit. 😩
We are going to need as much help as possible, I am already maxing out my available funds to help get this move done with Charlie, but we still need a little help to get their things out of storage. I am currently at my limit. 😩
gofund.me/dbd60eb45
Y’all, things are dire since my car has been stolen a week before our move. We were counting on having it. Things have been really rough & being on disability, which I’ve been on since my lymphoma diagnosis, limits my budget drastically. If you can help or share I’d be grateful.
Y’all, things are dire since my car has been stolen a week before our move. We were counting on having it. Things have been really rough & being on disability, which I’ve been on since my lymphoma diagnosis, limits my budget drastically. If you can help or share I’d be grateful.
Donate to Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund, organized by Kristen Maloney
My name is Kris, and I have created this GoFundMe on behalf of my partner, Charlie. T… Kristen Maloney needs your support for Charlie’s Urgent Relocation Fund
gofund.me
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Hey can you please reshare this?
We are going to need as much help as possible, I am already maxing out my available funds to help get this move done with Charlie, but we still need a little help to get their things out of storage. I am currently at my limit. 😩
We are going to need as much help as possible, I am already maxing out my available funds to help get this move done with Charlie, but we still need a little help to get their things out of storage. I am currently at my limit. 😩
this guy is just a freak
Are those the same kids you molest?
Those who are the first to scream pedophile are always pedophiles themselves.
Hopefully, your children will recover from your disgusting behaviour.
Those who are the first to scream pedophile are always pedophiles themselves.
Hopefully, your children will recover from your disgusting behaviour.
a bald man wearing glasses and a polka dot shirt is saying you
ALT: a bald man wearing glasses and a polka dot shirt is saying you
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
this guy is just a freak
ironic. this guy might be the easiest account on bluesky to bait. all you have to do is mention elvis in a negative way and he will show up screaming, crying, throwing up. i’ve never met anybody who was easier to manipulate. like some sort of weird monkey. it’s amazing.
You and your fellow imbeciles are the ones making it your problem, sport.
It's so easy to bait you, too. 🤣🤣
It's so easy to bait you, too. 🤣🤣
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
ironic. this guy might be the easiest account on bluesky to bait. all you have to do is mention elvis in a negative way and he will show up screaming, crying, throwing up. i’ve never met anybody who was easier to manipulate. like some sort of weird monkey. it’s amazing.
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it’s all true! he was garbage! you’re a fan of garbage! and the fact that you cling to him so stubbornly shows that you are a simpleton, a rube, a man with no morals and no inner life, and when you pass away nobody will remember you (unless you know, you die on the toilet covered in shit)
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
it’s all true! he was garbage! you’re a fan of garbage! and the fact that you cling to him so stubbornly shows that you are a simpleton, a rube, a man with no morals and no inner life, and when you pass away nobody will remember you (unless you know, you die on the toilet covered in shit)
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and Elvis was a pervert, a pedo, an abusive and violent moron, a talentless hack, and died in a pile of shit! And those facts don’t care about your feelings either, you flaccid cock of a man!
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
and Elvis was a pervert, a pedo, an abusive and violent moron, a talentless hack, and died in a pile of shit! And those facts don’t care about your feelings either, you flaccid cock of a man!
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the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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