Jimmy Two Hands (gobblin’ mode)🦃
@jimmytwohands.bsky.social
I make music and comics for my own amusement. A jimbo, not a himbo. He/him
Chicago number one in da world, baby!
Chicago number one in da world, baby!
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If you follow me on this site or I follow you, that means we are friends and I will totally share a bag of corn nuts with you ( if I have one)
So i shoveled 7 inches of snow an hour ago and 2 more inches have fallen since then, and it’s gonna snow all night so we might get a full foot of snow out of this and that makes me happy
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
So i shoveled 7 inches of snow an hour ago and 2 more inches have fallen since then, and it’s gonna snow all night so we might get a full foot of snow out of this and that makes me happy
She cooked the turkey with dynamite
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
She cooked the turkey with dynamite
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This dinner looks like it was prepared according to strict guidelines developed in 1908 to diminish unchristian lusts and reduce masturbation
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This dinner looks like it was prepared according to strict guidelines developed in 1908 to diminish unchristian lusts and reduce masturbation
participating in thanksgiving brunchlordery
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
participating in thanksgiving brunchlordery
“St Francis of Assisi loved all children and animals, but St Francis of Ass-Whipping said quit kicking the seat in front of you, ya fuckin little shit”
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“St Francis of Assisi loved all children and animals, but St Francis of Ass-Whipping said quit kicking the seat in front of you, ya fuckin little shit”
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Me, stuck in a snowbound cabin 3 days with no food:
“Wow Gary, I’m so starving you’re starting to look like a big walking hamburger!”
Gary: “You big dummy, that’s not me, that’s Hamburger Johnson!”
“Wow Gary, I’m so starving you’re starting to look like a big walking hamburger!”
Gary: “You big dummy, that’s not me, that’s Hamburger Johnson!”
January 15, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Me, stuck in a snowbound cabin 3 days with no food:
“Wow Gary, I’m so starving you’re starting to look like a big walking hamburger!”
Gary: “You big dummy, that’s not me, that’s Hamburger Johnson!”
“Wow Gary, I’m so starving you’re starting to look like a big walking hamburger!”
Gary: “You big dummy, that’s not me, that’s Hamburger Johnson!”
Glad i did not go to northwestern but rather to a different school that immediately capitulated to trump
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Glad i did not go to northwestern but rather to a different school that immediately capitulated to trump
So the grinch walks around straight porky piggin it or sometimes butt ass naked, but we never see his dick. But obviously the grinch fucks, otherwise that whoville cougar gal wouldn’t be so horny for him. So that means the grinch has a red rocket dick
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
So the grinch walks around straight porky piggin it or sometimes butt ass naked, but we never see his dick. But obviously the grinch fucks, otherwise that whoville cougar gal wouldn’t be so horny for him. So that means the grinch has a red rocket dick
what if christmas trees could take a shit
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
what if christmas trees could take a shit
Check out my tiki mugs, they got lil butts
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Check out my tiki mugs, they got lil butts
I got this box of little tiny naan at the grocery store and i am considering making naanchos
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I got this box of little tiny naan at the grocery store and i am considering making naanchos
This house of the dragon show kinda sucks butts
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This house of the dragon show kinda sucks butts
Danzig III: how the gods zootopia
Zootopia Shoot Horses, Don’t They?
Zootopia academy 5: operation Miami Beach
November 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Danzig III: how the gods zootopia
The plural of mice is moose, that’s why they’re so big
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The plural of mice is moose, that’s why they’re so big
Zootopia jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull
City Slickers II: The Legend of Zootopia’s Gold
bad lieutenant: port of call zootopia
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Zootopia jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull
The hobbit: the desolation of zootopia
Ken Burns’ Zootopia
bad lieutenant: port of call zootopia
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The hobbit: the desolation of zootopia
bad lieutenant: port of call zootopia
zootopia impossible: rogue nation
The Zootopian Candidate
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
bad lieutenant: port of call zootopia
parsley, sage, rosemary, *and* thyme? you better believe it
November 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
parsley, sage, rosemary, *and* thyme? you better believe it
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go hont dog go!!!
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
go hont dog go!!!
Great idea to time my edible to kick in after i get home while believing I won’t be standing in line at the walgreens for half an hour
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Great idea to time my edible to kick in after i get home while believing I won’t be standing in line at the walgreens for half an hour
Much Ado About Stuffing
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Much Ado About Stuffing
seeing some speculations that this is a work truck but it’s way more likely to be a lifted f-350 with a bunch of extra bullshit added on for some acorn penis loser who will only use it for commuting while seething in rage that other cars are on the road
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
seeing some speculations that this is a work truck but it’s way more likely to be a lifted f-350 with a bunch of extra bullshit added on for some acorn penis loser who will only use it for commuting while seething in rage that other cars are on the road