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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · Apr 4

yeah, i’m into TARIFFS

Titties
Ass
Romance
Intercourse
Freakin
Fondlin
Suckin

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 44m

Jar Jar Binks in "Manchester by the sea":

"Meesa heart was broken - causen it's always ganna besa broken, and meesa know yous broken, too - but meesa no have to carryen it.
Meesa said things dat… Meesa should fuckin' burnen in hell per what meesa said to yousa"

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 44m

we can’t forget the brilliant “if you’re gonna call me a nazi i may as well become one” line of logic

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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 46m

"What are you gonna be for Halloween?"

Overwhelmed.

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 48m

yeah, it’s just exploiting all the erotic authors whose stolen work it’s been trained on instead 🙂 progress!!

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 2h

they’re a 10*

*they know every lyric to every fall out boy song

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 3h

hint: the daughter is a polar bear

Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 12h

A daughter asks her father how old he is. He says “Why, that’s simple. I will always be twice your age.” How old is the daughter

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 4h

they did dancing queen, the music video used to play on Cartoon Network for some reason

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 12h

happy to help demonstrate

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 13h

i wanted to surprise you

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 13h

sucking face, platonically

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 1d

[james bond voice]

the name’s goose. silly goose.

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 13h

inspirational tbh

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 13h

i could fix her…? 🤨

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 14h

WTF you didnt tag me???

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 14h

zoomed in Jimmy Gourd from veggietales, a cartoon squash-man with orange skin, frowning

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 14h

hello, God-loving women

Jimmy Gourd from Veggietales, an orange squashman with a chin larger than the rest of his head

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 14h

i like Sean Evans, and even i would brave the entire repertoire to punch him

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 14h

Miami? no comrade, OURami

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 15h

when your crime is adorable, that's when they proseCUTE 😍

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 14h

juice by you!!!

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 15h

get that ambergris baby

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 16h

any hole is the right hole if you suck hard enough

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 17h

obsessed with the mental image of some New Yawk guido calling his wife "my Nawth fuckin' Stah"

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 18h

steam-powered pussy

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

whoa calm down

an old web sidebar ad. The cow from the Cow Tools comic is pictured with 2 of it's crude lumpy tools. Caption reads,

MY FARMER IS DEAD

I don't want to remarry.
I only want TOOLS.
See my Prongler.
CLICK HERE