Jimmy Two Hands (gobblin’ mode)🦃
@jimmytwohands.bsky.social
I make music and comics for my own amusement. A jimbo, not a himbo. He/him
Chicago number one in da world, baby!
Chicago number one in da world, baby!
The president is a pederast and is taking away our taco bell menu, it’s time to get torches and pitchforks and those rakes that the village mobs always carry in the frankenstein movies
November 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The president is a pederast and is taking away our taco bell menu, it’s time to get torches and pitchforks and those rakes that the village mobs always carry in the frankenstein movies
everything is fine everything is normal
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
everything is fine everything is normal
Jello was so prescient and my friends and me though this was hopelessly corny
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Jello was so prescient and my friends and me though this was hopelessly corny
oh that’s all so bad
November 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
oh that’s all so bad
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Reporter: “Mr vice president, your motorcade injured a police officer, do you have any comment?”
JD Vance:
JD Vance:
November 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Reporter: “Mr vice president, your motorcade injured a police officer, do you have any comment?”
JD Vance:
JD Vance:
Nature show voiceover: the female is impressed with the male’s mating dance and is now presenting
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Nature show voiceover: the female is impressed with the male’s mating dance and is now presenting
FUCKIN SLAYER!!!!
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
FUCKIN SLAYER!!!!
cmon zeus do us a favor
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
cmon zeus do us a favor
ope, stonks go bonks
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
ope, stonks go bonks
If we are talking about albums I actually listened to that year,
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
If we are talking about albums I actually listened to that year,
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
so i’ve been having gay sex this whole time? willikers!
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
so i’ve been having gay sex this whole time? willikers!
popcorn goatse
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
popcorn goatse
(fuckin slayer)
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
(fuckin slayer)
George kept the low end
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
George kept the low end
Ok I updated it
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Ok I updated it
HONK HONK
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
HONK HONK
lol master and apprentice
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
lol master and apprentice
yeah sure I’ll get a verified badge for an account I ain’t posted original content on in nearly a decade
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
yeah sure I’ll get a verified badge for an account I ain’t posted original content on in nearly a decade
“look for the hamburger helpers”
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“look for the hamburger helpers”
