Dr. Doug
@raptorbreath.bsky.social
shrek dick expert, forklift certified, trophy husband, renowned lawyer with a focus on witch law
inventor of onion air
inventor of onion air
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Dr. Doug
@raptorbreath.bsky.social
· Aug 6
i'm here for a good time, not a bad time
hey since Mamdani won, did all those cops quit like they threatened to?
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
hey since Mamdani won, did all those cops quit like they threatened to?
more like MDMHAYYYY
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
more like MDMHAYYYY
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There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI
A study by Dayforce shows 87% of executives use AI for work, compared to 57% of managers and just 27% of employees.
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
I think this explains the massive disconnect we see in how CEOs talk about AI versus everyone else. It also raises the question of how useful it truly is for frontline work?
Execs are embracing AI more than their employees are, new research suggests
Research from HR software company Dayforce suggests that executives are leaning into AI far more than their employees.
www.businessinsider.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
There is a direct correlation between how fake your job is and how much value you see in AI
kill em all, let grok sort em out
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
kill em all, let grok sort em out
grandma would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
grandma would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
ah shit, i just spilled all my body tea. what a dang mess
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
ah shit, i just spilled all my body tea. what a dang mess
my cowboy senses are tingling
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my cowboy senses are tingling
it's not thanksgiving until an in-law shits their pants in the most preventable way
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
it's not thanksgiving until an in-law shits their pants in the most preventable way
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Happy thanksgiving, gang
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Happy thanksgiving, gang
is windows 11 vegan?
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
is windows 11 vegan?
i am going to use ai to shit in jensen huang's breakfast
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
i am going to use ai to shit in jensen huang's breakfast
ok, but what if i fuckin get you?
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
ok, but what if i fuckin get you?
jacksonville? more like jacksoffville
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
jacksonville? more like jacksoffville
she takes a lickin but keeps on shlickin
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
she takes a lickin but keeps on shlickin
me, disagreeing with lyrics cause i'm in a bad mood: "it's a beautiful life"? ok, but no it isn't
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
me, disagreeing with lyrics cause i'm in a bad mood: "it's a beautiful life"? ok, but no it isn't
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
what is it that drives some ppl to hit reply all to a generic company-wide holiday email? keep your bullshit to yourself ronda
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
what is it that drives some ppl to hit reply all to a generic company-wide holiday email? keep your bullshit to yourself ronda
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fuckin on a sex dick
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
fuckin on a sex dick
stopped by the office to fart
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
stopped by the office to fart
note that the lens and the camera are sold separately, you idiot
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
note that the lens and the camera are sold separately, you idiot
my life coach just benched me for the rest of the season 😔
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
my life coach just benched me for the rest of the season 😔
tonight we're gonna let the carbon monoxide poisoning do the talking
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
tonight we're gonna let the carbon monoxide poisoning do the talking