Betsy Wetsy
@betsyross.bsky.social
everyday I start to ooze
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Betsy Wetsy
@betsyross.bsky.social
· Aug 12
decided to take the form of a grasshopper and stop pretending I have this life thing sorted out
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Sit me next to the folks who can talk openly about Bigfoot being an interdimensional being that can teleport *only*.
November 29, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Sit me next to the folks who can talk openly about Bigfoot being an interdimensional being that can teleport *only*.
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Got kicked out of the zoo again for shouting ‘bitch please’ at the peacocks
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Got kicked out of the zoo again for shouting ‘bitch please’ at the peacocks
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acab includes that tiny deceptive extra portion of leftovers that's too much to add to your plate but not enough to leave aside so you eat it and then you can't move for the rest of the day
November 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
acab includes that tiny deceptive extra portion of leftovers that's too much to add to your plate but not enough to leave aside so you eat it and then you can't move for the rest of the day
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an episode of Lassie where she has to hatch a fresh batch of snake eggs
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
an episode of Lassie where she has to hatch a fresh batch of snake eggs
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🎶last Christmas I gave you Paul Blart.
But the very next day, you threw the DVD away🎶
But the very next day, you threw the DVD away🎶
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
🎶last Christmas I gave you Paul Blart.
But the very next day, you threw the DVD away🎶
But the very next day, you threw the DVD away🎶
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*covered in gravy and whipped cream stains* hey you
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
*covered in gravy and whipped cream stains* hey you
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Sorry I got karate all over you.
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Sorry I got karate all over you.
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It's times like these (eating mashed potatoes in bed) that I'm glad things didn't work out. So I don't have to share my potatoes with a loser.
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 AM
It's times like these (eating mashed potatoes in bed) that I'm glad things didn't work out. So I don't have to share my potatoes with a loser.
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Saturday will mean Thanksgiving meal sliders.
Gravy is the glue and the lube.
Gravy is the glue and the lube.
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Saturday will mean Thanksgiving meal sliders.
Gravy is the glue and the lube.
Gravy is the glue and the lube.
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My cats were Mississippi street kittens.
They have Mississippi street smarts.
They don't even *try* to get back outside.
They have Mississippi street smarts.
They don't even *try* to get back outside.
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
My cats were Mississippi street kittens.
They have Mississippi street smarts.
They don't even *try* to get back outside.
They have Mississippi street smarts.
They don't even *try* to get back outside.
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We act like the “Murder, She Wrote” and “Magnum, P.I.” crossover wasn’t the apex of western culture.
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
We act like the “Murder, She Wrote” and “Magnum, P.I.” crossover wasn’t the apex of western culture.
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Oh, you love me? Name 3 of my inner demons
November 13, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Oh, you love me? Name 3 of my inner demons
wishing I could hang out with tippy toe in her tree today
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
wishing I could hang out with tippy toe in her tree today
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All for nothing, and nothing for all
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
All for nothing, and nothing for all
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Them spires still dreaming.
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Them spires still dreaming.
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I kinda hope AI eventually just goes away like fidget spinners.
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I kinda hope AI eventually just goes away like fidget spinners.
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The time has cum.
November 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The time has cum.
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Okay yes, I have had a lot of doors come in and out of my life but to tell a potential forever door that I am just revolving door material, what kind of foyerpist are you
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Okay yes, I have had a lot of doors come in and out of my life but to tell a potential forever door that I am just revolving door material, what kind of foyerpist are you
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It’s a whores delight.
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
It’s a whores delight.
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*Ruckus emanates from our house*
Neighbor 1: "What do you think is going ON over there?"
Neighbor 2: "I think those weird hippies are having a Silly String fight."
Neighbor 1: "What do you think is going ON over there?"
Neighbor 2: "I think those weird hippies are having a Silly String fight."
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
*Ruckus emanates from our house*
Neighbor 1: "What do you think is going ON over there?"
Neighbor 2: "I think those weird hippies are having a Silly String fight."
Neighbor 1: "What do you think is going ON over there?"
Neighbor 2: "I think those weird hippies are having a Silly String fight."