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Elaine Cash
@bettedavisthighs.bsky.social
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Science, dill pickles, mountain bikes, synthesizers, cats, nature, hockey, White Claw, gaming, backcountry, and non-fiction in West by God Appalachia.
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · Dec 20
I might not be your cup of tea but I can definitely be your rubbermaid trash can of jungle juice
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 10h
Google searches after drinking: loudest fart recorded decibels, guinness longest fart recorded audio, hardest farts by force without poop
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 1d
a stack of pancakes on a plate with a banana on top
Alt: Nanerpus
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 1d
Would make things much more exciting
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 1d
Thank you so much!
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 1d
It was a gif of Violet being rolled out of the Wonka factory after she turned purple and puffed up. I’m curious what about that could bother anyone.
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 2d
Wth a woman can’t eat a bunch of food and turn purple and be rolled out of the Wonka factory now with out offending someone??
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 2d
Why was the gif I posted labeled graphic media lmao
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 2d
Possibly have a job interview soon. Time to dust off the ol’ funeral/wedding/interview pantsuit.
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 2d
Has anyone ever asked why shingles doesn’t care?
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 3d
When’s the Heidi Klum Halloween costume reveal??
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 6d
Gnomemaxxing
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 7d
Don’t like a female main character in a video game? Cool. Don’t play it. No one cares.
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 8d
And on the eighth day God gave us horse noses to pet
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 8d
Pet their noses for me 🥹
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 8d
Got it, thanks. I vote for the hardy mums. $10.
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 8d
Idk what this means
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 8d
Lake of the Ozarks is the Myrtle Beach of the Midwest
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 11d
The laziest of Caturdays
A black cat laying on a blanketed couch on his back looking cozy
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 11d
Close enough lol
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 11d
Teethbrush
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 11d
Mood
A giraffe at the zoo licking the barrier pole
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 13d
I’m def ready for the slaughterhouse
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 13d
I have eaten so much cake and cookies and drank so much beer all day I feel like a foie gras goose ready for liver harvesting
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 14d
I think Koko the gorilla was actually animatronic
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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 14d
Repressed memory