Roxy
@laboxalaroxa.bsky.social
❁ puffy soft stuff ❁
ignis et lapis
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I laugh, not because I'm happy. I laugh because I've lost my goddamned mind.
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The arbiters of morality make me glad to be a degenerate
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The arbiters of morality make me glad to be a degenerate
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See you soon, people with disfunctional families.
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
See you soon, people with disfunctional families.
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Personally, I love music. I mean, sometimes I'll be listening to a song and I'll be like "hell yeah."
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Personally, I love music. I mean, sometimes I'll be listening to a song and I'll be like "hell yeah."
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may you all have no dirty dishes this evening
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
may you all have no dirty dishes this evening
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The guy who invented the word ‘gobble’ should be allowed to invent more things
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The guy who invented the word ‘gobble’ should be allowed to invent more things
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I hope you are stuffed full of love
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I hope you are stuffed full of love
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gobble gobble mfers
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
gobble gobble mfers
Cutting the canned cranberry jelly into perfect slices has been my biggest accomplishment so far this year.
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Cutting the canned cranberry jelly into perfect slices has been my biggest accomplishment so far this year.
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we’re all in the same gravy boat
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
we’re all in the same gravy boat
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if you baste it, they will come
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
if you baste it, they will come
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if a horseman is someone who rides a horse, then batman is...
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
if a horseman is someone who rides a horse, then batman is...
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hug your pets and set them places at the table; put your family in crates
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
hug your pets and set them places at the table; put your family in crates
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
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And so it begins…
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
And so it begins…
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OK somebody tackle Jewel and grab her magic youth beads what the fuck
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
OK somebody tackle Jewel and grab her magic youth beads what the fuck
(watching the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade)
Wow. These commercials are super depressing. I love it.
Wow. These commercials are super depressing. I love it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
(watching the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade)
Wow. These commercials are super depressing. I love it.
Wow. These commercials are super depressing. I love it.
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Happy Thanksgiving y'all ilu ♥️
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Happy Thanksgiving y'all ilu ♥️
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First time host advice:
The goal is for your friends and family to have a good time. If they did, you did it right.
It doesn’t feel good to botch it, but common mistakes make funny stories as soon as you let them.
Godspeed, friend. I know you’ll knock it out of the park.
The goal is for your friends and family to have a good time. If they did, you did it right.
It doesn’t feel good to botch it, but common mistakes make funny stories as soon as you let them.
Godspeed, friend. I know you’ll knock it out of the park.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
First time host advice:
The goal is for your friends and family to have a good time. If they did, you did it right.
It doesn’t feel good to botch it, but common mistakes make funny stories as soon as you let them.
Godspeed, friend. I know you’ll knock it out of the park.
The goal is for your friends and family to have a good time. If they did, you did it right.
It doesn’t feel good to botch it, but common mistakes make funny stories as soon as you let them.
Godspeed, friend. I know you’ll knock it out of the park.
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Rest assured, I’m gonna go back to thinking about cartoons and laughing.
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Rest assured, I’m gonna go back to thinking about cartoons and laughing.
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Turkey is great, but not rehearsing a conversation that already happened is Michelin star level.
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Turkey is great, but not rehearsing a conversation that already happened is Michelin star level.
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My electric toothbrush broke about a week ago, so it’s just a regular toothbrush now.
Sorry for the convenience.
Sorry for the convenience.
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
My electric toothbrush broke about a week ago, so it’s just a regular toothbrush now.
Sorry for the convenience.
Sorry for the convenience.
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I slow down for crows, stop for ravens, and back up for the inevitably of black-winged night
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I slow down for crows, stop for ravens, and back up for the inevitably of black-winged night
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The people in this Hallmark movie have fallen in love with other people in at least a dozen movies.
I'm starting to suspect that they aren't stable relationship material. 🤔
I'm starting to suspect that they aren't stable relationship material. 🤔
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The people in this Hallmark movie have fallen in love with other people in at least a dozen movies.
I'm starting to suspect that they aren't stable relationship material. 🤔
I'm starting to suspect that they aren't stable relationship material. 🤔
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It starts with a shimmer in the mind.
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It starts with a shimmer in the mind.