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@laboxalaroxa.bsky.social

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 4d

Are you mad at me?
□ yes
□ yes

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 20h

never

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 22h

Good coffee helps you open your eyes.

Great coffee makes you close them.

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Savoirfail @savoirfail.bsky.social · 1d

After a while, they ARE just words.

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 1d

comb your hands through
my hair like i just dont care
ow OW okay stop that hurts

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 1d

🖤

black cat looking back at you with a red heart for their butthole with the letter I and U

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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 1d

the store didn’t have any handkerchiefs with designs on them so I could only get this blandana

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1d

They should invent an internet without his stupid face

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Gwyllm Llwydd @gwyllm.bsky.social · 1d

Rock crystal statuette of the goddess Bastet in her form of sacred cat

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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 1d

Let the wild rumpus start..

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1d

yogurt is just fruit pudding

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 1d

I caught the sunrise

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H. I. Martinez @mfdumass.bsky.social · 1d

Even if you annoy me I mostly still read your posts

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madsisnowhere.bsky.social @madsisnowhere.bsky.social · 1d

I missed World Mental Health Day. Anyone else? lol.

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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 1d

Even a puddle can be deep if someone holds your face down in it until you drown.

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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 1d

When I blow my nose, air is not supposed to squeak out of my ear 😭

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Wikibara. 🎪🎠 One of a set of one.🎠🎪 @wikibara.bsky.social · 1d

[first day on the job as a crime scene photographer]
Let's do a fun one!

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 1d

Not everyone gets it. I actually prefer it that way

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sorry for what I said every time I've opened my mouth.

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 3d

How hard do I have to shake the little glowing doom rectangle before dopamine comes out?

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 2d

Sabotage, pronounced with a hard g.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

I never wash my ass with my pinkie, because that’s my fancy tea-drinking finger.

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 2d

me: I require a compliment

him: you’re not as mean as you used to be

me: *glares*

him:

me: *glares harder*

him: what I meant was you’re even meaner than you used to be

me: *beams*

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 1d

my phone: *black screen of death*

me: same, phone. same.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 1d

Hugs, except with stabbing

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 3d

I see you reposted me. Is it because your wife is out of town?

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