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@muyrando.bsky.social
· Jan 5
*discovery of potatoes*
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
Welcome to the amusing mental illness competition.
December 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Welcome to the amusing mental illness competition.
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I don't recall being asked if I was okay with the invention of money
December 7, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I don't recall being asked if I was okay with the invention of money
I'm watching an away broadcast for my favorite hockey team and their announcer keeps calling the boards "the wall" and it's upsetting me more than you think it would.
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I'm watching an away broadcast for my favorite hockey team and their announcer keeps calling the boards "the wall" and it's upsetting me more than you think it would.
Something changed
December 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Something changed
Me, a fly: Hey, is that ointment?!
December 6, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Me, a fly: Hey, is that ointment?!
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Petition to bring back accountability and kicking in their teeth
December 6, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Petition to bring back accountability and kicking in their teeth
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Self-importance and importance are so lame. Who wants to be the top dog in a room full of posers and losers?
Nah.
I want to afford groceries, and to adopt a hermetic lifestyle far away from those bloated freaks.
Nah.
I want to afford groceries, and to adopt a hermetic lifestyle far away from those bloated freaks.
You want to think you're important.
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Self-importance and importance are so lame. Who wants to be the top dog in a room full of posers and losers?
Nah.
I want to afford groceries, and to adopt a hermetic lifestyle far away from those bloated freaks.
Nah.
I want to afford groceries, and to adopt a hermetic lifestyle far away from those bloated freaks.
You tell me that thinking
is more than emotion
I tell you I'm sinking
in more than an ocean
is more than emotion
I tell you I'm sinking
in more than an ocean
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 AM
You tell me that thinking
is more than emotion
I tell you I'm sinking
in more than an ocean
is more than emotion
I tell you I'm sinking
in more than an ocean
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Gentle reminder:
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Gentle reminder:
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All my haters love me.
December 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
All my haters love me.
You want to think you're important.
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
You want to think you're important.
For the record, being proud of the land mass with arbitrary borders where your mother squirt you out, is the dumbest thing possible.
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
For the record, being proud of the land mass with arbitrary borders where your mother squirt you out, is the dumbest thing possible.
Sure, tomorrow might be worse, but I think it's worth sticking around to see just how bad it gets.
December 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Sure, tomorrow might be worse, but I think it's worth sticking around to see just how bad it gets.
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Sherman should have marched all the way through Texas.
December 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Sherman should have marched all the way through Texas.
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My friend just dropped off a full batch of homemade tamales. This will cure me.
a small pig is wrapped in a purple blanket and looking out .
ALT: a small pig is wrapped in a purple blanket and looking out .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My friend just dropped off a full batch of homemade tamales. This will cure me.
God is an American
December 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
God is an American
I heard if you try to have a merry BIG Christmas, Judy Garland climbs out from under your Christmas tree and stabs you with a candy cane.
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I heard if you try to have a merry BIG Christmas, Judy Garland climbs out from under your Christmas tree and stabs you with a candy cane.
Some things don't need an explanation, some thoughts never need to exist at all.
December 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Some things don't need an explanation, some thoughts never need to exist at all.
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Those billionaires aren't going to build you a jetpack to compete with the drones. Those billionaires aren't going to build you a mech suit to keep up with automation. I'm not at the point where I think we should "eat the rich," but we damn well shouldn't count on them either.
December 5, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Those billionaires aren't going to build you a jetpack to compete with the drones. Those billionaires aren't going to build you a mech suit to keep up with automation. I'm not at the point where I think we should "eat the rich," but we damn well shouldn't count on them either.
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The thing that gets me is, despite all evidence to the contrary, despite the growing income inequality gap and the obvious decline of societal goods, capitalists will still look you in the face, without the slightest hint of irony and tell you things would be better if we didn't tax corporations and
December 5, 2025 at 9:45 AM
The thing that gets me is, despite all evidence to the contrary, despite the growing income inequality gap and the obvious decline of societal goods, capitalists will still look you in the face, without the slightest hint of irony and tell you things would be better if we didn't tax corporations and
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Deletes sad posts. Let's do this again, tomorrow but like with less feelings.
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Deletes sad posts. Let's do this again, tomorrow but like with less feelings.
Who up vacillating?
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Who up vacillating?
I have no problem wasting your time.
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I have no problem wasting your time.
Me: Doctor, it hurts when I do this...
Dr: ...
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Dr: You're not doing anything.
Me: Yeah, when I'm doing nothing, when I'm doing something, just existing is the worst.
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Dr: You're not doing anything.
Me: Yeah, when I'm doing nothing, when I'm doing something, just existing is the worst.
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Me: Doctor, it hurts when I do this...
Dr: ...
Me: ...
Dr: ...
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Dr: ...
Me: ...
Dr: You're not doing anything.
Me: Yeah, when I'm doing nothing, when I'm doing something, just existing is the worst.
Dr: ...
Me: ...
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Dr: ...
Me: ...
Dr: You're not doing anything.
Me: Yeah, when I'm doing nothing, when I'm doing something, just existing is the worst.