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@muyrando.bsky.social
· Jan 5
*discovery of potatoes*
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
I fear politics will never be boring again in my lifetime.
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I fear politics will never be boring again in my lifetime.
No ex-girlfriends on here yet, I gotta step up my game.
December 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
No ex-girlfriends on here yet, I gotta step up my game.
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"The Face of Anger" 😬
December 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
"The Face of Anger" 😬
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i imagined for a second you'd probably like me in real life then it turned dark because no you were irritated by me there too.
December 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
i imagined for a second you'd probably like me in real life then it turned dark because no you were irritated by me there too.
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The fuck is wrong with us?
December 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The fuck is wrong with us?
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im a daytime midweek bowling alley ten.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
im a daytime midweek bowling alley ten.
Knowing me, I would somehow also suck at being dead.
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Knowing me, I would somehow also suck at being dead.
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I tend to only retain knowledge for as long as I need said knowledge so don’t ask me about the Pythagorean theorem or what I ate for breakfast yesterday morning
December 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I tend to only retain knowledge for as long as I need said knowledge so don’t ask me about the Pythagorean theorem or what I ate for breakfast yesterday morning
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Today's assignment:
Find an overly gushing Facebook post between a couple on their anniversary. Comment: "They never found out, huh?"
Find an overly gushing Facebook post between a couple on their anniversary. Comment: "They never found out, huh?"
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Today's assignment:
Find an overly gushing Facebook post between a couple on their anniversary. Comment: "They never found out, huh?"
Find an overly gushing Facebook post between a couple on their anniversary. Comment: "They never found out, huh?"
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I have a very vivid imagination*
*winks*
*brain spins the wheel of suicide ideation
*winks*
*brain spins the wheel of suicide ideation
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I have a very vivid imagination*
*winks*
*brain spins the wheel of suicide ideation
*winks*
*brain spins the wheel of suicide ideation
I keep seeing clips of a horrifying clown who's done horrendous things to children, but enough about the news and the current president, that Welcome to Derry show looks scary as hell.
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I keep seeing clips of a horrifying clown who's done horrendous things to children, but enough about the news and the current president, that Welcome to Derry show looks scary as hell.
Weird to go through a refund or replacement process so painless that instead of being relieved, your initial reaction is, "Man, they must fuck up a lot."
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Weird to go through a refund or replacement process so painless that instead of being relieved, your initial reaction is, "Man, they must fuck up a lot."
A good thing about getting older is when people ghost you, you can just start reasonably assuming they're dead.
December 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
A good thing about getting older is when people ghost you, you can just start reasonably assuming they're dead.
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Nothing I love more than piggybacking off what bro was saying
December 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Nothing I love more than piggybacking off what bro was saying
I supposedly had a package I was expecting delivered to a "secure location," so secure in fact, that they apparently can't even tell me where it is.
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I supposedly had a package I was expecting delivered to a "secure location," so secure in fact, that they apparently can't even tell me where it is.
I've been thinking about a lot of things lately and no thank you.
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I've been thinking about a lot of things lately and no thank you.
They can't fire you if you don't show up. 😉
What's that? They actually can? Oh shit.
What's that? They actually can? Oh shit.
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
They can't fire you if you don't show up. 😉
What's that? They actually can? Oh shit.
What's that? They actually can? Oh shit.
I don't need updates from the Nazi app, but I would love to know why you're still on it.
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I don't need updates from the Nazi app, but I would love to know why you're still on it.
I may post about things you don't like or topics you're not particularly interested in and that's okay. I've made my peace with the fact that social media is filled with awful people.
December 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I may post about things you don't like or topics you're not particularly interested in and that's okay. I've made my peace with the fact that social media is filled with awful people.
Welcome to the amusing mental illness competition.
December 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Welcome to the amusing mental illness competition.
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I don't recall being asked if I was okay with the invention of money
December 7, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I don't recall being asked if I was okay with the invention of money
I'm watching an away broadcast for my favorite hockey team and their announcer keeps calling the boards "the wall" and it's upsetting me more than you think it would.
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I'm watching an away broadcast for my favorite hockey team and their announcer keeps calling the boards "the wall" and it's upsetting me more than you think it would.
Something changed
December 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Something changed
Me, a fly: Hey, is that ointment?!
December 6, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Me, a fly: Hey, is that ointment?!
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Petition to bring back accountability and kicking in their teeth
December 6, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Petition to bring back accountability and kicking in their teeth