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@muyrando.bsky.social
· Jan 5
*discovery of potatoes*
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
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one last dance with my night sandwich
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
one last dance with my night sandwich
I forgot to post a picture of our ham that looked like a muppet, here you go.
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I forgot to post a picture of our ham that looked like a muppet, here you go.
Look, I just think there should be lobotomy free trials.
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Look, I just think there should be lobotomy free trials.
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I like to scare people away with the truth.
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I like to scare people away with the truth.
I'm going to be honest with you, I don't know what the fuck a "cyber" is.
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I'm going to be honest with you, I don't know what the fuck a "cyber" is.
And then what happened? Was it more bad stuff? I bet it was bad stuff. It was more bad stuff, wasn't it?
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
And then what happened? Was it more bad stuff? I bet it was bad stuff. It was more bad stuff, wasn't it?
Workplace Christmas music!
🤗🔫
🤗🔫
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Workplace Christmas music!
🤗🔫
🤗🔫
I don't know where the time goes, but I will find it and I will kill it.
December 1, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I don't know where the time goes, but I will find it and I will kill it.
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Suck all the air out of the room!? Yes, please.
December 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Suck all the air out of the room!? Yes, please.
I'm gonna assume my parents faked their deaths and those accounts that like my posts but never follow me are their burners and that's their way of letting me know they're still disappointed in me.
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I'm gonna assume my parents faked their deaths and those accounts that like my posts but never follow me are their burners and that's their way of letting me know they're still disappointed in me.
Don't you hate it when you accidentally remember other people exist and you shouldn't automatically treat them like garbage?
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Don't you hate it when you accidentally remember other people exist and you shouldn't automatically treat them like garbage?
I can still effectively reason at the level of a drunken toddler, so yes, I understand what you're saying.
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I can still effectively reason at the level of a drunken toddler, so yes, I understand what you're saying.
There's always some asshole that always has to ruin everything and yet people still somehow call me inconsistent
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
There's always some asshole that always has to ruin everything and yet people still somehow call me inconsistent
Sometimes other people make noise and I don't like that.
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Sometimes other people make noise and I don't like that.
I don't know how to tell you this, but that little power walk around the block isn't really going to help with 17 pounds of food you stuffed down your gullet the last couple days.
November 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I don't know how to tell you this, but that little power walk around the block isn't really going to help with 17 pounds of food you stuffed down your gullet the last couple days.
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You’re a “spreader of joy?”
Blocked.
Blocked.
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
You’re a “spreader of joy?”
Blocked.
Blocked.
Personally, I love music. I mean, sometimes I'll be listening to a song and I'll be like "hell yeah."
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Personally, I love music. I mean, sometimes I'll be listening to a song and I'll be like "hell yeah."
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I can check the vitals on
your bird 🦃
your bird 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I can check the vitals on
your bird 🦃
your bird 🦃
Laugh hard it's a long ways to the bank
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Laugh hard it's a long ways to the bank
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Happy Thanksgiving ilu ♥️
What's Thanksgiving without mac and cheese?
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youtu.be/-6HWMkyTAaA?...
What's Thanksgiving without mac and cheese?
@fulkery.bsky.social
@shellhound.com
@farce.from.wtf
@killingicons.bsky.social
@muyrando.bsky.social
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youtu.be/-6HWMkyTAaA?...
YOUNG POSSE (영파씨) - ‘MACARONI CHEESE’ MV
YouTube video by YOUNG POSSE • 영파씨
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Happy Thanksgiving ilu ♥️
What's Thanksgiving without mac and cheese?
@fulkery.bsky.social
@shellhound.com
@farce.from.wtf
@killingicons.bsky.social
@muyrando.bsky.social
@lunchjournals.bsky.social
youtu.be/-6HWMkyTAaA?...
What's Thanksgiving without mac and cheese?
@fulkery.bsky.social
@shellhound.com
@farce.from.wtf
@killingicons.bsky.social
@muyrando.bsky.social
@lunchjournals.bsky.social
youtu.be/-6HWMkyTAaA?...
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Put “spree” after “killing” and the whole thing suddenly sounds so breezy and upbeat.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Put “spree” after “killing” and the whole thing suddenly sounds so breezy and upbeat.
Looking forward to all the sexy Thanksgiving costume selfies.
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Looking forward to all the sexy Thanksgiving costume selfies.
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Hey y'all. I recently had a visit to the ER and the copay is insane. If you could donate to the brenna ER bill fund I would be forever grateful. Ilu thank you ♥️😘
Gofundme
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C*shapp
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Gofundme
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C*shapp
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November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hey y'all. I recently had a visit to the ER and the copay is insane. If you could donate to the brenna ER bill fund I would be forever grateful. Ilu thank you ♥️😘
Gofundme
gofund.me/18a1a1d17
C*shapp
$brennamcm
Gofundme
gofund.me/18a1a1d17
C*shapp
$brennamcm