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@muyrando.bsky.social
· Jan 5
*discovery of potatoes*
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
1st person: What should we do with these?
2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
Some things don't need an explanation, some thoughts never need to exist at all.
December 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Some things don't need an explanation, some thoughts never need to exist at all.
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Those billionaires aren't going to build you a jetpack to compete with the drones. Those billionaires aren't going to build you a mech suit to keep up with automation. I'm not at the point where I think we should "eat the rich," but we damn well shouldn't count on them either.
December 5, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Those billionaires aren't going to build you a jetpack to compete with the drones. Those billionaires aren't going to build you a mech suit to keep up with automation. I'm not at the point where I think we should "eat the rich," but we damn well shouldn't count on them either.
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The thing that gets me is, despite all evidence to the contrary, despite the growing income inequality gap and the obvious decline of societal goods, capitalists will still look you in the face, without the slightest hint of irony and tell you things would be better if we didn't tax corporations and
December 5, 2025 at 9:45 AM
The thing that gets me is, despite all evidence to the contrary, despite the growing income inequality gap and the obvious decline of societal goods, capitalists will still look you in the face, without the slightest hint of irony and tell you things would be better if we didn't tax corporations and
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Deletes sad posts. Let's do this again, tomorrow but like with less feelings.
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Deletes sad posts. Let's do this again, tomorrow but like with less feelings.
Who up vacillating?
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Who up vacillating?
I have no problem wasting your time.
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I have no problem wasting your time.
Me: Doctor, it hurts when I do this...
Dr: ...
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Dr: You're not doing anything.
Me: Yeah, when I'm doing nothing, when I'm doing something, just existing is the worst.
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Dr: You're not doing anything.
Me: Yeah, when I'm doing nothing, when I'm doing something, just existing is the worst.
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Me: Doctor, it hurts when I do this...
Dr: ...
Me: ...
Dr: ...
Me: ...
Dr: ...
Me: ...
Dr: You're not doing anything.
Me: Yeah, when I'm doing nothing, when I'm doing something, just existing is the worst.
Dr: ...
Me: ...
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Dr: ...
Me: ...
Dr: You're not doing anything.
Me: Yeah, when I'm doing nothing, when I'm doing something, just existing is the worst.
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Wow, being ruled over sucks, huh
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Wow, being ruled over sucks, huh
I like to think if there is a heaven, there's a group of angels huddled in the break room and they're talking in hushed tones about how we should just go back to the dinosaurs.
December 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I like to think if there is a heaven, there's a group of angels huddled in the break room and they're talking in hushed tones about how we should just go back to the dinosaurs.
Say your prayers and get them right...
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Say your prayers and get them right...
My last skeet was about a Christmas song, the one before that was about old school rap, that's called "range,"people.
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
My last skeet was about a Christmas song, the one before that was about old school rap, that's called "range,"people.
It's that most wonderful time of the year, when I try to remind myself to Google "Who the fuck is Parson Brown?"
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
It's that most wonderful time of the year, when I try to remind myself to Google "Who the fuck is Parson Brown?"
Me: Oh, I'm so sorry, whose cloud is this?
Method Man: *huge inhale*
Method Man: *huge inhale*
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Me: Oh, I'm so sorry, whose cloud is this?
Method Man: *huge inhale*
Method Man: *huge inhale*
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You haven’t lived until you’ve been chased across a field by a pack of wild turkeys.
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You haven’t lived until you’ve been chased across a field by a pack of wild turkeys.
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ADRENOCHROME SHOULD BE COVERED BY MEDICARE
December 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
ADRENOCHROME SHOULD BE COVERED BY MEDICARE
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If you ever hear me say I'm okay, I'm okay. I just fell down.
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
If you ever hear me say I'm okay, I'm okay. I just fell down.
I hate when people think I'm ignoring them. It's called "disassociating," I'm ignoring the entirety of existence. Get over yourself.
December 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I hate when people think I'm ignoring them. It's called "disassociating," I'm ignoring the entirety of existence. Get over yourself.
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one last dance with my night sandwich
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
one last dance with my night sandwich
I forgot to post a picture of our ham that looked like a muppet, here you go.
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I forgot to post a picture of our ham that looked like a muppet, here you go.
Look, I just think there should be lobotomy free trials.
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Look, I just think there should be lobotomy free trials.
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I like to scare people away with the truth.
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I like to scare people away with the truth.
I'm going to be honest with you, I don't know what the fuck a "cyber" is.
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I'm going to be honest with you, I don't know what the fuck a "cyber" is.
And then what happened? Was it more bad stuff? I bet it was bad stuff. It was more bad stuff, wasn't it?
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
And then what happened? Was it more bad stuff? I bet it was bad stuff. It was more bad stuff, wasn't it?
Workplace Christmas music!
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December 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Workplace Christmas music!
🤗🔫
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