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Super Big WTF 🍁In Canada (somewhere) "THE WRESTLER RULES"
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my apologies on here if you followed and are "looking for more"

mostly all i have is Gumby stuff

gotta be top 5% worst posters on here (hehe)
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I don't care how old you are, if you ring my bell on Halloween you're gonna get a full-sized candy bar... and an entire pecan pie, a peach cobbler, a thermos of bone broth, a package of 15 bean soup, my aunt Joyce's cornbread recipe, a tin of herring, and a pound of peameal bacon.
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There are two types of facts I like to share. One is enjoyable trivia and the other is crucial information that I think everyone should know.

This is an example of the latter.
back to normal Gumby with an elephant in a trailer - good stuff😀
helicopter Gumby Witch checking in OVER:
Gumby: roger that, zombies are in the barn OVER
helicopter Gumby Witch: casting bombs and spells OVER
Gumby: 10-4
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Automated engagement farming accounts be like: "This is Harold. He's a 300 year old Galápagos tortoise. In 1835 Charles Darwin sniffed his bum & measured his genitals. Later, he attended the coronation of Queen Elizabeth as the guest of Sir George Nevile Maltby Bland. He has three honorary degrees"
i wonder what would happen if you try one Sushine Jarbs - just to get a little feel for what's "going on"
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i gotta say, this pink panther-style jewel heist at the louvre is kinda what i need right now.
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I hope this email finds you glad that it’s not an email , but instead a cat photo
fuck ya, fashion pics on the runway - you go Gumby and frens
that's pretty good G - is that from today?
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I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
weekend jail dudes are where it's at 😀
me too Gumby, more questions than answers

*huge sigh
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