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BearWithMe @thepenskeaccount.bsky.social · Sep 20

my apologies on here if you followed and are "looking for more"

mostly all i have is Gumby stuff

gotta be top 5% worst posters on here (hehe)

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 20m

Happy Saturday from Winston

A gorgeous gray and white tabby with a bowtie collar on.

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BearWithMe @thepenskeaccount.bsky.social · 2h

did you say weiner? copy over

a man holds a walkie talkie in front of a poster for cesar millan

ALT: a man holds a walkie talkie in front of a poster for cesar millan

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Algonquin K Farquhanstein @buddhatree.bsky.social · 2h

I don't care how old you are, if you ring my bell on Halloween you're gonna get a full-sized candy bar... and an entire pecan pie, a peach cobbler, a thermos of bone broth, a package of 15 bean soup, my aunt Joyce's cornbread recipe, a tin of herring, and a pound of peameal bacon.

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BearWithMe @thepenskeaccount.bsky.social · 7h

hell ya!!

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Ghoul Patrick @gpatrick.bsky.social · 9h

There are two types of facts I like to share. One is enjoyable trivia and the other is crucial information that I think everyone should know.

This is an example of the latter.

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Gnomon Chronicles @gnomonchronicles.bsky.social · 8h

Angus

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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 14h

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BearWithMe @thepenskeaccount.bsky.social · 12h

it's hard to not wonder

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Ghoul Patrick @gpatrick.bsky.social · 12h

Fucking fascinating! This is my dopamine.

👉 Karen Carpenter’s voice was so perfect, her double sounds like one take The vocal production on this track is next-level. Karen Carpenter’s tone, phrasing, and pitch control were so precise that her...

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BearWithMe @thepenskeaccount.bsky.social · 12h

She was incredible

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BearWithMe @thepenskeaccount.bsky.social · 1d

back to normal Gumby with an elephant in a trailer - good stuff😀

Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 1d

BearWithMe @thepenskeaccount.bsky.social · 1d

helicopter Gumby Witch checking in OVER:
Gumby: roger that, zombies are in the barn OVER
helicopter Gumby Witch: casting bombs and spells OVER
Gumby: 10-4

Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 1d

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Algonquin K Farquhanstein @buddhatree.bsky.social · 1d

Automated engagement farming accounts be like: "This is Harold. He's a 300 year old Galápagos tortoise. In 1835 Charles Darwin sniffed his bum & measured his genitals. Later, he attended the coronation of Queen Elizabeth as the guest of Sir George Nevile Maltby Bland. He has three honorary degrees"

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BearWithMe @thepenskeaccount.bsky.social · 2d

😂

BearWithMe @thepenskeaccount.bsky.social · 2d

i wonder what would happen if you try one Sushine Jarbs - just to get a little feel for what's "going on"

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 2d

i gotta say, this pink panther-style jewel heist at the louvre is kinda what i need right now.

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Kimster Boo @aquavulva.bsky.social · 2d

I hope this email finds you glad that it’s not an email , but instead a cat photo

Inky Boo, the black kitty, looking at the camera like she’s asking if you’re sure you want to wear that. There’s a small clock in front of her, a box of tissues beside her, and notebooks on the other side. There are pictures on the bannister behind her.

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 2d

Hamburger Helpline

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BearWithMe @thepenskeaccount.bsky.social · 2d

fuck ya, fashion pics on the runway - you go Gumby and frens

Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 2d

BearWithMe @thepenskeaccount.bsky.social · 2d

that's pretty good G - is that from today?

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Bethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social · 3d

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.

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BearWithMe @thepenskeaccount.bsky.social · 3d

weekend jail dudes are where it's at 😀

BearWithMe @thepenskeaccount.bsky.social · 5d

me too Gumby, more questions than answers

*huge sigh

Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 5d

Frame #5149 from 50s E20-21 the eggs and trixie

BearWithMe @thepenskeaccount.bsky.social · 5d

them too

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Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻 @vermontchicken.bsky.social · 5d

Why do I smell goats?

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