Kimster -Misfit Toy
@aquavulva.bsky.social
I do what I want
My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamvotqzr6oy
My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamvotqzr6oy
I think y’all appreciate tongue and toe beans.
December 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I think y’all appreciate tongue and toe beans.
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A 3 word love story:
I’ll do cleanup.
I’ll do cleanup.
A three word love story:
I made coffee.
I made coffee.
A three word love story:
I got you
I got you
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
A 3 word love story:
I’ll do cleanup.
I’ll do cleanup.
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every time i place an order
a doordash driver gets my wings
a doordash driver gets my wings
December 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
every time i place an order
a doordash driver gets my wings
a doordash driver gets my wings
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Foul nightmarish beast
December 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Foul nightmarish beast
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identity theft is not a joke
December 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
identity theft is not a joke
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Ladies, does size matter
…when ordering a coffee?
…when ordering a coffee?
December 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ladies, does size matter
…when ordering a coffee?
…when ordering a coffee?
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just flippin thru ig reels and this comes on
are you friggin me?
Charlie Hunter is bad bad man 😎
🎧
are you friggin me?
Charlie Hunter is bad bad man 😎
🎧
Charlie Hunter - Charlie Hunter: Recess (Live 2002)
YouTube video by CharlieHunterVEVO
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
just flippin thru ig reels and this comes on
are you friggin me?
Charlie Hunter is bad bad man 😎
🎧
are you friggin me?
Charlie Hunter is bad bad man 😎
🎧
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we don’t want robots to help the police, we want robots to give us uppies from the couch to our bed when we’re sleepy
December 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
we don’t want robots to help the police, we want robots to give us uppies from the couch to our bed when we’re sleepy
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Some kid at Chick-fil-A threw his food on the ground and his hot mom spanked him.
So I threw my food on the ground…
So I threw my food on the ground…
December 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Some kid at Chick-fil-A threw his food on the ground and his hot mom spanked him.
So I threw my food on the ground…
So I threw my food on the ground…
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“Are you certain it will work? It looks like a hot tub.”
- 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, H.G. Wells, 1895
- 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, H.G. Wells, 1895
December 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
“Are you certain it will work? It looks like a hot tub.”
- 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, H.G. Wells, 1895
- 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, H.G. Wells, 1895
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If you take out a mortgage on your house you’re paying it back for 30 years. But if you rob a bank to pay for the house you’re out of jail in 10 years.
Stay tuned for more financial advice.
Stay tuned for more financial advice.
December 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If you take out a mortgage on your house you’re paying it back for 30 years. But if you rob a bank to pay for the house you’re out of jail in 10 years.
Stay tuned for more financial advice.
Stay tuned for more financial advice.
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So we're in the meadow, we build this incredible snowman then some children knock him down and it's like, where are the parents?
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
So we're in the meadow, we build this incredible snowman then some children knock him down and it's like, where are the parents?
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a mime that refuses to play charades because they don't want to bring their work home
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
a mime that refuses to play charades because they don't want to bring their work home
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🎵 Cthuldolph the red-nosed Old One
December 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
🎵 Cthuldolph the red-nosed Old One
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Biblically accurate gingerbread men
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Biblically accurate gingerbread men
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i used chatgpt to raise my baby and in their first year they tried to kill me eleven times
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i used chatgpt to raise my baby and in their first year they tried to kill me eleven times
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Look, if your friends don't dance, I don't even want to meet em. Don't bring em around.
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Look, if your friends don't dance, I don't even want to meet em. Don't bring em around.
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Post a bondage selfie if you're so entwined
Post a dictionary selfie if you’re so defined
Post a Sisyphus selfie if you're so inclined
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Post a bondage selfie if you're so entwined
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Once a sourdough starter is introduced to your habitat it feels like anything you touch or breathe will grow inside you. A duck pond starter is the only reason I'm still myself
December 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Once a sourdough starter is introduced to your habitat it feels like anything you touch or breathe will grow inside you. A duck pond starter is the only reason I'm still myself
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If you fart, and no one hears it, is it okay to blame the dog?
December 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If you fart, and no one hears it, is it okay to blame the dog?
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There are always two different kinds of people out there.
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@michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social
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@michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
There are always two different kinds of people out there.
@v.milcom.in
@michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social
@v.milcom.in
@michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social
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Quick doodle last night. It’s something.
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Quick doodle last night. It’s something.
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Ring bell for service 🛎️
December 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Ring bell for service 🛎️
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when i’m back on my bs
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
when i’m back on my bs
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You can count on me to be super weird and annoying in the group chat and I really can't figure out why I keep getting kicked out
December 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
You can count on me to be super weird and annoying in the group chat and I really can't figure out why I keep getting kicked out