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Lee Harveryscary

@valleyguitarist.bsky.social

3.3K followers 1.7K following 25K posts

Unfortunately, this is what I'm actually like. I'm almost certainly joking. Use alt text. Don't use AI. Pirating didn't kill music, but Spotify will. Musics: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgvnpYq0hBJhzmiRUvDzobw https://www.soundclick.com/leeharvey

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · Jun 12

Got promoted to head crab. Well, it was more of a sideways move.

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 34m

Makes sense, tis the season

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 37m

If anyone knows why I'm awake two hours before my alarm, I'd be grateful for an explanation.

But if you say it's because I went to bed at half seven yesterday, I will not be responsible for my actions.

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 11h

No. Might need a pie too. You know, just in case

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 11h

Maybe a little blob of gravy

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 11h

I call bullshit.

I don't think it'll ever be more popular than bingo though.

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 11h

Ooh! Yes please!

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 11h

Just a sausage

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 13h

The "you wouldn't download a car" screen but it reads "you wouldn't scrape all the art ever made and use it to create an Anime titty generator"

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 11h

It was all on YouTube, but YouTube is virtually unusable now

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 11h

I was deeply unwell when I watched it last, so me too probably.

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 2d

Not enough people hate me. Going to form a ska band.

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 11h

I don't mean to brag, but my CV is an entire diagnostic criteria in the DSM

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 11h

Wow, that's very cool. Mr Show is so good.

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 12h

Anyone got his number?

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 12h

What happens if Kirby gives you head?

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 12h

The context is you've seen something you don't understand on social media.

Choice one is to scroll past and think, well, that's not for me.

Choice two is what you've done here, which is better a loud, rude, angry baby because you don't understand something.

I suggest you grow up.

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 13h

Just got followed by someone offering CSAM for sale in their bio, so the auto moderation is obviously firing on all cylinders

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 15h

Glad you got the answer, would have driven me nuts if it was mine lol

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 16h

I hope so. If that's how she sees the world, it would be hard not to I think.

Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 16h

It's more than I know tbf

onion person @junlper.beer · 22h

we need to abolish this shit

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 23h

therapist: so, tell me a bit about what brings you here

me:

heading on the Wikipedia page about the Plagues of Egypt, titled "list of the disasters"

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 16h

Oh, that is superb

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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 16h

Excellently threatening energy from Deborah Findlay’s entry to the Puffin Post’s Concrete Poetry Competition.
A superb, subtle, sarcastic little poetic diss to the moon

Detail from a page from puffin post magazine black text on white reads, Deborah finally 13, the moon above a black outline of a crescent moon inside which is a poem that reads “poor moon, will you really shine so well when men step upon you and break your spell” under which italicised text reads a black and white copy of a charming painting by Deborah Findlay

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elvira depressedly 🌙 @bellelugosi.bsky.social · 16h

I found this nice music box for jewelry but can anybody ID the tune? it's been driving me insane to be honest :/

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 16h

Sounds familiar, although it feels like maybe it's playing at half speed? Or at least slower than it should.

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