Andrew Fleer
@andrewfleer.com
Intranet Celebrity.
Certified BBQ judge.
Certified steak judge (2x).
2006 Time Magazine PotY.
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Certified BBQ judge.
Certified steak judge (2x).
2006 Time Magazine PotY.
📸: andrewfleer
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Signal: afleer.402
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Andrew Fleer
@andrewfleer.com
· Jan 16
Never settle for mid-dick, no matter how famous the person is
Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
I will not go
Turn the lights off
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Say it ain't so
I will not go
Turn the lights off
I will not go
Turn the lights off
@annazand.bsky.social telling me and @wyattswickedgoods.com about how much she hates America's Got Talent
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
@annazand.bsky.social telling me and @wyattswickedgoods.com about how much she hates America's Got Talent
Between this and the turkey noodle soup I'm planning on making.
Anybody wanna come over?
Anybody wanna come over?
I got a few board games last year that I still haven't even opened 😅
I need to get off my ass and start hosting board game nights
I need to get off my ass and start hosting board game nights
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Between this and the turkey noodle soup I'm planning on making.
Anybody wanna come over?
Anybody wanna come over?
Added a bunch of board games and lego sets.
Yes I am 12 years old.
Yes I am 12 years old.
My sister said I need to update my Amazon wish list, but I can't really think of anything I want.
So tell me: what are some of your favorite board games?
So tell me: what are some of your favorite board games?
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Added a bunch of board games and lego sets.
Yes I am 12 years old.
Yes I am 12 years old.
My sister said I need to update my Amazon wish list, but I can't really think of anything I want.
So tell me: what are some of your favorite board games?
So tell me: what are some of your favorite board games?
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
My sister said I need to update my Amazon wish list, but I can't really think of anything I want.
So tell me: what are some of your favorite board games?
So tell me: what are some of your favorite board games?
Earbuds with touch controls - easy, convenient
Earbuds with touch controls that are also triggered by a sweaty stocking cap - annoying, the worst invention ever
Earbuds with touch controls that are also triggered by a sweaty stocking cap - annoying, the worst invention ever
Just spent a good 45 minutes shoveling white powder off my driveway.
Just think, if I was in Miami I'd only need a rolled up dollar bill!
Just think, if I was in Miami I'd only need a rolled up dollar bill!
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Earbuds with touch controls - easy, convenient
Earbuds with touch controls that are also triggered by a sweaty stocking cap - annoying, the worst invention ever
Earbuds with touch controls that are also triggered by a sweaty stocking cap - annoying, the worst invention ever
Just spent a good 45 minutes shoveling white powder off my driveway.
Just think, if I was in Miami I'd only need a rolled up dollar bill!
Just think, if I was in Miami I'd only need a rolled up dollar bill!
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Just spent a good 45 minutes shoveling white powder off my driveway.
Just think, if I was in Miami I'd only need a rolled up dollar bill!
Just think, if I was in Miami I'd only need a rolled up dollar bill!
Jesus Christ, Fox is talking about how we need to expand the playoff.
Unless you include every team, there's always gonna be somebody upset that they're left out
Unless you include every team, there's always gonna be somebody upset that they're left out
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Jesus Christ, Fox is talking about how we need to expand the playoff.
Unless you include every team, there's always gonna be somebody upset that they're left out
Unless you include every team, there's always gonna be somebody upset that they're left out
A weekend at Grandma's is fun and all, but it's nice to be the only puppy and to sleep in your own bed
November 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
A weekend at Grandma's is fun and all, but it's nice to be the only puppy and to sleep in your own bed
Hang on, Co-Star. Let me find *one* before I start to consider *more than one*
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hang on, Co-Star. Let me find *one* before I start to consider *more than one*
I heard from a friend and season ticket holder that Matt Campbell hates this logo.
That makes me sad, it's so good!
That makes me sad, it's so good!
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I heard from a friend and season ticket holder that Matt Campbell hates this logo.
That makes me sad, it's so good!
That makes me sad, it's so good!
Had to make a withdrawal from my stock portfolio in order to make some soup tomorrow
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Had to make a withdrawal from my stock portfolio in order to make some soup tomorrow
You're telling me we get more of this tomorrow?
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
You're telling me we get more of this tomorrow?
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Sometimes my dog looks like Kash Patel.
October 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Sometimes my dog looks like Kash Patel.
My mom after GT and Nebraska both lost: "Maybe next year you should root for a better team."
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
My mom after GT and Nebraska both lost: "Maybe next year you should root for a better team."
Andrew do you want any leftovers to take home with you?
No.... I'm good , thanks
No.... I'm good , thanks
Not to criticize but you can tell we're Midwestern.
My dad: "What you're tasting is the turkey. All I did was spray the skin with cooking oil."
My dad: "What you're tasting is the turkey. All I did was spray the skin with cooking oil."
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Andrew do you want any leftovers to take home with you?
No.... I'm good , thanks
No.... I'm good , thanks
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While you're all watching the Egg Bowl...
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
While you're all watching the Egg Bowl...
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Please, COFH was my father's name.
Call me the Invesco QQQ Gridiron Classic
Call me the Invesco QQQ Gridiron Classic
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Please, COFH was my father's name.
Call me the Invesco QQQ Gridiron Classic
Call me the Invesco QQQ Gridiron Classic
I feel like the extension was less "We want to keep Rhule" and more "We don't want to search for a new coach"
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I feel like the extension was less "We want to keep Rhule" and more "We don't want to search for a new coach"