Andrew Fear
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Never settle for mid-dick, no matter how famous the person is
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Is 8 the minimum, or do you think you could do it with 7 pixels?
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Guess i'm going to Qatar
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The 2nd number on my scale changed this morning (in the good direction)

Ain't nothing gonna bring me down today
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I hate when PB doesn't make the cut
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"Hey Fleer, what are you doing?"

Buying bumper stickers to charm the ladies
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hell yeah!!! I am in my bumper sticker era.
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Alright, imma buy you a Björk sticker
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I said, "who the hell has a Björk sticker?"

And that's about it. I'm still here and the car is still here.
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I'm at volleyball. I look across the parking lot, and I see a car with a Björk sticker on the back
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Shout out to the kid standing in the middle of the street playing air guitar
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My uncrustable was so stale it basically regrew its crust
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Less safari, and more loungewear yep

Getting cozy in my meat sweats
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Assholes always gotta ruin it for everyone else
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During the covid shutdown, we had a virtual "chili cookoff" at my place of employment.

I made chili in a cinnamon roll bread bowl.

I did not win. :(
Chili in a cinnamon roll bread bowl in front of some fake mini pumpkins
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Nothing, that just made me laugh
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Volleyball is gonna suuuuuuuck tonight
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I stole it from Facebook, so go ahead 😂
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Can I suggest Trents and Trentsibility?
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Green chile yesterday, red chili today. I feel like I should make white chili* tomorrow and complete the trifecta.

* I'm not here to argue whether white chili is actually "chili"
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When I started going to Colorado State University football games when I was 10, there was a Runza truck parked on the concourse. My dad would pack a thermos of hot chocolate, and we'd have Runzas while we watched the game. Now, we go get Runza before every CSU game, as a good luck charm.
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All is right in the world again
Runza chili and cinnamon roll
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You're probably just mad that we put beans in the chili
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All is right in the world again
Runza chili and cinnamon roll