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Andrew Fear

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · Jan 16

Never settle for mid-dick, no matter how famous the person is

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 1h

Less safari, and more loungewear yep

Getting cozy in my meat sweats

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 3h

Assholes always gotta ruin it for everyone else

Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 3h

During the covid shutdown, we had a virtual "chili cookoff" at my place of employment.

I made chili in a cinnamon roll bread bowl.

I did not win. :(

Chili in a cinnamon roll bread bowl in front of some fake mini pumpkins

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 3h

Nothing, that just made me laugh

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 3h

MIA!

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 3h

Volleyball is gonna suuuuuuuck tonight

Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 5h

a cartoon character says " one art please " in front of spiders

Alt: Zoidberg in a tuxedo pulling some money out of his coatpocket and saying, "One art, please."

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 5h

I stole it from Facebook, so go ahead 😂

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 5h

Can I suggest Trents and Trentsibility?

Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 6h

Green chile yesterday, red chili today. I feel like I should make white chili* tomorrow and complete the trifecta.

* I'm not here to argue whether white chili is actually "chili"

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BD @bdart.bsky.social · 6h

When I started going to Colorado State University football games when I was 10, there was a Runza truck parked on the concourse. My dad would pack a thermos of hot chocolate, and we'd have Runzas while we watched the game. Now, we go get Runza before every CSU game, as a good luck charm.

Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 6h

All is right in the world again

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 6h

You're probably just mad that we put beans in the chili

Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 6h

All is right in the world again

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 6h

He glows in the dark!

A blue Smiski glowing in a completely black room

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 7h

I can't find the exact amount, but we paid some folks real american dollars to name our riverfront area "The RiverFront"

Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 7h

All it's missing is the "You may be mean, but you are right"

Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 8h

I'm hearing probiotics

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 8h

As @502eire.lol says, "Always go to the show"

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 8h

And Nebraska will be wearing their surrender pajamas

Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 9h

good morning

An ear of corn growing its own baby ear of corn that looks like a corn boner

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 21h

Yes

Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 21h

On a whim, I bought a pair of 5" shorts and tried them on tonight.

Not as bad as I thought, but I don't think I'm ready for them yet. I'll stick with 7" for now

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 22h

But im built different 😤

Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 22h

But those people could have a memorable story!

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Andrew Fear @andrewfleer.com · 22h

The chile has been verded

Chile verde and rice in a bowl next to a spoon

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