Michael Bischoff
mbishky.bsky.social
Michael Bischoff
@mbishky.bsky.social
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Sports fan. Sicko. BYU alum. Trying to figure out if I can still be an A's fan. Sacramento Kings and 49ers fan as well.
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We finally have the new evil empire. Baseball has been living off the hatred of past dynasties for too long. Now we can all band together and hate the Dodgers all over again.
Ok let's hear them out on this one
At a hockey game for the first time in 6 years!
Me preseason: The Kings are playing!
Me now: The Kings are playing...
Calling the game through the cobwebs is just adding difficulty
Those are fantastic costumes
Well good news for me is that I had already subscribed to the ESPN unlimited plan because I couldn't figure out how to get the Disney premium bundle without getting it and got frustrated and ordered it.
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I got to run my formula on the upcoming week of college football action for the first time this season. It's too much to post all of the picks but if you want to know what it picks for a specific game just reply and I'll let you know what it says
I got to run my formula on the upcoming week of college football action for the first time this season. It's too much to post all of the picks but if you want to know what it picks for a specific game just reply and I'll let you know what it says
At this rate Kalani is going to start getting mentioned in these searches and I'm not ready to lose him.
News: Matt Rhule is staying at Nebraska, sources confirm to @NBCSports. He has agreed to a two-year contract extension (through 2032) — same base pay + big CFP incentives in the deal.

There's a $15 million buyout if he were to leave this year. So, cross him off for Penn State.
If someone was handing out hot chocolate in my neighborhood they'd be mine and my kids favorite house.
I'm now imagining a scene where one of the crew gets in a taxi in Atlantic City to go to Manhattan and ends up in Kansas
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Enjoying the moment during our sold-out show at Madison Square Garden (7/12/25)
Need someone to go full
Birmingham Bowl and get the cheeks out
You love to see greater variety in college football players mimicking various college football trophies, too many Heismen out there when there are so many trophy poses available
I don't think I would eat a cottage. Everything else I'll give it a shot at least
I got 9. What about you? 🤔
My uncle has been called by his nickname for so long that most people don't know he has a real name. On his work badge it doesn't say first and last name it just says "Dude"
I don't need the lore behind your favorite posters... tell me about your uncles
Cue the music!
Oh my goodness, he's going to be on! The Pimp that was Promised!

(Slated for the 8-8:15 hour, which I presume is CDT.)
We get to do it again!
"Robby Gets The Whole Site Quoting Oceans Eleven" nights are always my favorite nights on the Internet
We're looking at buying a condo and our real estate agent and loan agent are named Susan, so @crystalli0.bsky.social and I have been doing the

"So, I was talking to my manager..."
"Bernie."
"No, my business manager. Actually, you know what they're both named Bernie."

bit over and over this week.
This is some crazy viral marketing for the season finale of Only Murders in the Building
"If you don't love this, you don't love NBA basketball!"