Michael Bischoff
mbishky.bsky.social
Michael Bischoff
@mbishky.bsky.social
Sports fan. Sicko. BYU alum. Trying to figure out if I can still be an A's fan. Sacramento Kings and 49ers fan as well.
Someone's formula is 2-0 in the playoff and now 7-2 in the postseason.
It's me. My formula is killing it.
December 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The formula is still pretty good so far this bowl season.
December 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Real excited to go out Christmas shopping tomorrow in a giant crowd of angry hungover Sooner fans.
December 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Got the Xbox bowl on. Still batting 1.000 so far this season. It's weird that Jerry let them play the game here but not put the logos on the field
December 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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zoom out, sir, and BEHOLD

THE GREATEST CIVIL ENGINEERING PRANK OF ALL TIME
December 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The formula started off 4-1 straight up and against the spread so far this bowl season. It won't last but it's really nice so far
December 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Hey Delaware if you want to win your first bowl game I'd recommend not doing whatever it is you just did.
December 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Just a heads up in about 45 minutes y'allllllllllll
December 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Formula still undefeated so far this bowl season
December 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
It's 19-19 going to second OT. Jax St scores first but misses the two point conversion. Troy scores a TD and on their attempt they throw a pick and Jax St tries to run it back out of the end zone but ends up retreating backwards into the end zone and gets tackled for a game winning one point safety
The Sickos Committee Bowl Projections as rolled with DND Dice with our partners @diceenvy.bsky.social (use code YESHAHAHAYES for 10% off)

Here’s our dice rolled projection for the Salute to Veterans Bowl - between Troy & Jax State. No idea if the math is possible but it was the dice 🎲 wanted.
December 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
i've got the darts on and I'm teaching my girls to yell "ONE HUNDRED AND EEEEIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTYYY"
December 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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PRESENTING THE SICKOS COMMITTEE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP POLL

YOUR 2025 SICKOS COMMITTEE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS

THE PENN STATE NITTANY LIONS!!! 🦁

CONGRATS TO PENN STATE!!!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR NEARLY 1,200 BALLOTS SUBMITTED!

A STATE COLLEGE FOOD DRIVE WILL BE HELD BY US 🧵 ⬇️
December 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Great to see so much interest in our original game, Athletic Director Simulator 4000.

To celebrate, I'm turning the paywall OFF for the rest of the year.

Now everybody can play ADS4000! Enjoy!

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December 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I LOVE THIS
Ladies and gentlemen, the first Official Pop-Tarts Toast of Bowl Season!
December 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Philip Rivers is going to give the 49ers first place in the NFC West
December 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Kyle Van Noy said I'm not running that far. You take it
[Ravens] Ravens with the pick six of Joe Burrow! twitter.com/Ravens/statu...
December 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My goal every year is to watch at least one play live of every bowl game. Just got home in time to see that Washington touchdown and I'm 2 for 2 today.
December 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
By the way that steak and poblano rolled quesadilla at Taco Bell is really good
December 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
A grizzly vs a coyote was never going to be a fair fight
December 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I went on a group date in high school to see The Invisible. We were the only ones in the theater. We ran to the dollar store next door and bought a bunch of bouncy balls and threw them all over the place in the theater and made a bunch of noise. I have no idea what happened in the movie.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This is terrible
Michigan had been alerted prior to Wednesday that Sherrone Moore was dealing with mental health issues yet Warde Manuel fired him alone with no HR rep and no security present, source told NBC Sports.
December 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Are we sure that either of these teams have ever watched football?
December 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It looks like the NFL is trying to steal college football valor and pretending they can compete with bowl season. But we remember our history
www.espn.com/college-foot...
TCU 10-7 California (Dec 26, 2018) Game Stats - ESPN
Complete team stats and game leaders for the TCU Horned Frogs vs. California Golden Bears NCAAF game from December 26, 2018 on ESPN.
www.espn.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
When I'm the king of college football. No conferences will be allowed to be more than 10 teams. You can change the membership with promotion and relegation, but no more than 10 teams.
December 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hmmm maybe the team that got beat worst over the weekend should have been the one to move down and not the one that barely played worse
December 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM