presentdad🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.dadguy.help
tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here.
tell them they can find me here too: beige.party/@lacroixboi
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cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs
tell them they can find me here too: beige.party/@lacroixboi
past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs
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@lacroixboi.dadguy.help
· Dec 23
kate bush running past sisyphus
ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤
January 18, 2026 at 2:50 PM
ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤
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ME: i think the baby is awake already
BEBÉ: *tiny clapping noises*
ME: was that sarcasm??
BEBÉ: *tiny clapping noises*
ME: was that sarcasm??
January 18, 2026 at 12:08 PM
ME: i think the baby is awake already
BEBÉ: *tiny clapping noises*
ME: was that sarcasm??
BEBÉ: *tiny clapping noises*
ME: was that sarcasm??
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juniper cannot be bothered with the morning
January 18, 2026 at 1:06 PM
juniper cannot be bothered with the morning
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I wrote about my experiences being sexually exploited as a child, and what we need to do to make sure AI doesn’t make that a reality for millions of children.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
My picture was used in child abuse images. AI is putting others through my nightmare | Mara Wilson
I was a child actor, exploited by strangers on the internet. Now millions of children face the same danger
www.theguardian.com
January 18, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I wrote about my experiences being sexually exploited as a child, and what we need to do to make sure AI doesn’t make that a reality for millions of children.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Wondering how old I am in light years
January 18, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Wondering how old I am in light years
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Receiving intergalactic signals from my ass
January 18, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Receiving intergalactic signals from my ass
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the early mouse does not get the cheese. the early mouse skirts around the trap, tittering about, rubbing their grubby paws together for they have escaped the fat cat
January 18, 2026 at 12:35 PM
the early mouse does not get the cheese. the early mouse skirts around the trap, tittering about, rubbing their grubby paws together for they have escaped the fat cat
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I have homework for men
ICE seems to get completely flummoxed when they’re being yelled at by white men over 35. They kind of put their heads down and shuffle their feet. It’s like their kryptonite.
January 17, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I have homework for men
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Joe Rogan reading ad copy for a new Prager U class
I have homework for men
ICE seems to get completely flummoxed when they’re being yelled at by white men over 35. They kind of put their heads down and shuffle their feet. It’s like their kryptonite.
January 18, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Joe Rogan reading ad copy for a new Prager U class
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i carved a dagger on your car window with my frozen nipples pls respond
January 18, 2026 at 12:29 PM
i carved a dagger on your car window with my frozen nipples pls respond
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Shout out to everyone currently experiencing everything
January 18, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Shout out to everyone currently experiencing everything
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He's getting better at selfies
January 18, 2026 at 1:40 AM
He's getting better at selfies
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criminalize double dipping in a shared dish
January 18, 2026 at 4:17 AM
criminalize double dipping in a shared dish
ME: i think the baby is awake already
BEBÉ: *tiny clapping noises*
ME: was that sarcasm??
BEBÉ: *tiny clapping noises*
ME: was that sarcasm??
January 18, 2026 at 12:08 PM
ME: i think the baby is awake already
BEBÉ: *tiny clapping noises*
ME: was that sarcasm??
BEBÉ: *tiny clapping noises*
ME: was that sarcasm??
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i originally wrote this almost 6 years ago, in january 2020 (january)
lol
lol
waiter: is pepsi ok
pepsi: take a look around you, does any of this seem ok
pepsi: take a look around you, does any of this seem ok
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 AM
i originally wrote this almost 6 years ago, in january 2020 (january)
lol
lol
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leaving out red meat for the ants so they get high cholesterol
January 18, 2026 at 2:21 AM
leaving out red meat for the ants so they get high cholesterol
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I feel like a lot of people have forgotten the message at the core of The Mighty Ducks cinematic universe
January 18, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I feel like a lot of people have forgotten the message at the core of The Mighty Ducks cinematic universe
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INTERVIEWER: what is your greatest accomplishment
ME: i have had the same chapstick in my pocket since 1997
ME: i have had the same chapstick in my pocket since 1997
January 17, 2026 at 1:55 AM
INTERVIEWER: what is your greatest accomplishment
ME: i have had the same chapstick in my pocket since 1997
ME: i have had the same chapstick in my pocket since 1997
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what is this caturday you speak of?
January 17, 2026 at 7:14 PM
what is this caturday you speak of?
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🎶 how sweet it is to be loved by you 🎶
January 18, 2026 at 12:59 AM
🎶 how sweet it is to be loved by you 🎶
oh dear oh cuss
January 18, 2026 at 12:46 AM
oh dear oh cuss
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