donni saphire
@donni.bsky.social
Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
Bro, your schemes are getting somewhat nefarious
December 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Bro, your schemes are getting somewhat nefarious
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They’re rendering me nutritionally inert in an effort to stop birds from carrying me away but I think the birds are only doing it for sport
December 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
They’re rendering me nutritionally inert in an effort to stop birds from carrying me away but I think the birds are only doing it for sport
So embarrassing when you’re out buying groceries and you realize you forgot to live a meaningful life
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
So embarrassing when you’re out buying groceries and you realize you forgot to live a meaningful life
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If you have canned Pepsi at your holiday party better believe I'm sticking a couple in my pocket before making an irish exit
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
If you have canned Pepsi at your holiday party better believe I'm sticking a couple in my pocket before making an irish exit
Good News For People Who Love Insane Amounts Of Snow
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Good News For People Who Love Insane Amounts Of Snow
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Thanks for your application, but you can only work here if your name is an unconventional spelling of Jared
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Thanks for your application, but you can only work here if your name is an unconventional spelling of Jared
I have no posts but I must post
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I have no posts but I must post
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"Why don't people love evil murder theft robot?" wonders inventor of evil murder theft robot
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
"Why don't people love evil murder theft robot?" wonders inventor of evil murder theft robot
Self medicating with food, self feeding with medication
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Self medicating with food, self feeding with medication
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Don't say something snide after every ad before the movie challenge
November 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Don't say something snide after every ad before the movie challenge
You have to love yourself even though you think you suck
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
You have to love yourself even though you think you suck
Congratulations to everybody for doing everything we have done, more or less
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Congratulations to everybody for doing everything we have done, more or less
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It’s beginning to thank a lot like sgiving
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It’s beginning to thank a lot like sgiving
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we at Company are so thankful for your money. speaking of
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
we at Company are so thankful for your money. speaking of
I miss the pretty bad times before things got a great deal worse
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I miss the pretty bad times before things got a great deal worse
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speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
I'd rather walk with the dolphins. Swimming is their thing, not mine
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I'd rather walk with the dolphins. Swimming is their thing, not mine
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y'all ever order your burritos "extra tight"
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
y'all ever order your burritos "extra tight"
It was over when they made the Internet easy for stupid people to use
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
It was over when they made the Internet easy for stupid people to use
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Throwing another grinch pelt atop the mouldering pile
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Throwing another grinch pelt atop the mouldering pile
Sorry, I’m gonna be pretty late, man, I absolutely do not want to be there at all
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Sorry, I’m gonna be pretty late, man, I absolutely do not want to be there at all
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me: any chance i could have some of this ground?
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
me: any chance i could have some of this ground?
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
I’ll stop at most things to get what I want
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’ll stop at most things to get what I want
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there’s an old la-z-boy recliner on the sidewalk with a sign that says “FREE - FULL OF SPIDERS” - appears to be in good condition otherwise
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
there’s an old la-z-boy recliner on the sidewalk with a sign that says “FREE - FULL OF SPIDERS” - appears to be in good condition otherwise
I’m still awake because the night is a rich canvas of pointless scrolling
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I’m still awake because the night is a rich canvas of pointless scrolling