Festive Redneck
@wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social
Benevolent cryptid. JD power and associates award winner for highest in class dumbass (2015-2018). Married.
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Is Lenny Kravitz still wearing that giant scarf? Did it keep growing? Is he just a pile of scarf with a head sticking out of it now?
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Is Lenny Kravitz still wearing that giant scarf? Did it keep growing? Is he just a pile of scarf with a head sticking out of it now?
Bought a new pipe one week ago
Just lap launched it to its death
Smh
Just lap launched it to its death
Smh
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Bought a new pipe one week ago
Just lap launched it to its death
Smh
Just lap launched it to its death
Smh
If you have canned Pepsi at your holiday party better believe I'm sticking a couple in my pocket before making an irish exit
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
If you have canned Pepsi at your holiday party better believe I'm sticking a couple in my pocket before making an irish exit
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very disappointed nobody has helped with this. I'm merely asking this guy's mug be pasted onto the hamburger helper hand is that too much to ask?
can one of you kind mufos put your Photoshop or whatever to good use with this image in this context?
November 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
very disappointed nobody has helped with this. I'm merely asking this guy's mug be pasted onto the hamburger helper hand is that too much to ask?
I'm begging any reporter to have a shred of self respect and tell this corpse to go fuck himself.
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I'm begging any reporter to have a shred of self respect and tell this corpse to go fuck himself.
It's time
Christmas Is Coming
YouTube video by Vince Guaraldi - Topic
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It's time
Most disappointing Thanksgiving dinner in recent memory. I can only remember one other where the food was as bland and the vibes were as off. I'm sligtly upset that we even left the house.
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Most disappointing Thanksgiving dinner in recent memory. I can only remember one other where the food was as bland and the vibes were as off. I'm sligtly upset that we even left the house.
Please rise for the singing of our national anthem
Alice's Restaurant Massacree
YouTube video by Arlo Guthrie - Topic
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Please rise for the singing of our national anthem
The pope has absolutely seen this meme
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The pope has absolutely seen this meme
I made a little arrowhead. In reality its more of a small knife or an atlatl dart tip bc it's a little too heavy to be an arrowhead. I can't remember what the material is, something from sw missouri, but it's real nice to work with. Worked it off of the spall in the pics
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I made a little arrowhead. In reality its more of a small knife or an atlatl dart tip bc it's a little too heavy to be an arrowhead. I can't remember what the material is, something from sw missouri, but it's real nice to work with. Worked it off of the spall in the pics
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When you're trying to evolve but life hits hard
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
When you're trying to evolve but life hits hard
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Green bean casserole, get it the hell out of here. You should have to eat it in a room away from other people.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Green bean casserole, get it the hell out of here. You should have to eat it in a room away from other people.
Well, Colts fans, it was a good run, but now is the time of the season where we lose 6 of the last 7 games, finish 9-8, and miss the playoffs by a tie breaker.
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Well, Colts fans, it was a good run, but now is the time of the season where we lose 6 of the last 7 games, finish 9-8, and miss the playoffs by a tie breaker.
I know the best way to bring the inflation rate down but bluesky suspends people for giving good financial advice.
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I know the best way to bring the inflation rate down but bluesky suspends people for giving good financial advice.
We put the tree up tonight! It's so vibrant, filled with trinkets and keepsakes from our lives, and shining bright with love. The kids say it's the best one we've ever done. I'm feeling very fulfilled in this moment. I'm an incredibly lucky person.
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
We put the tree up tonight! It's so vibrant, filled with trinkets and keepsakes from our lives, and shining bright with love. The kids say it's the best one we've ever done. I'm feeling very fulfilled in this moment. I'm an incredibly lucky person.
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anyways, tell everyone to follow me, baz, here on bluesky so my i get what little dopamine i desperately need
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
anyways, tell everyone to follow me, baz, here on bluesky so my i get what little dopamine i desperately need
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Marjorie Taylor Greene to start at QB for the Cleveland Browns
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene to start at QB for the Cleveland Browns
And out come the wolves
Out come the wolves
Out come the wolves
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
And out come the wolves
Out come the wolves
Out come the wolves
Sometimes I still think about a cool leaf I found many years ago. Probably my favorite leaf of all time.
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Sometimes I still think about a cool leaf I found many years ago. Probably my favorite leaf of all time.
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Hope this one doesn’t drive you mad.
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Hope this one doesn’t drive you mad.
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Perfect rock part 1 of 2
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Perfect rock part 1 of 2
New guy at work looks like if Gary Larson drew Gideon Gleeful from gravity falls
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
New guy at work looks like if Gary Larson drew Gideon Gleeful from gravity falls
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We had 69. The new generation only has 67. Shrinkflation is no joke.
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
We had 69. The new generation only has 67. Shrinkflation is no joke.
I need this but I need it in red bc I'm a full flavor guy
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I need this but I need it in red bc I'm a full flavor guy