Festive Redneck
@wipeswithrabbit.bsky.social
Benevolent cryptid. JD power and associates award winner for highest in class dumbass (2015-2018). Married.
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The pope has absolutely seen this meme
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The pope has absolutely seen this meme
I made a little arrowhead. In reality its more of a small knife or an atlatl dart tip bc it's a little too heavy to be an arrowhead. I can't remember what the material is, something from sw missouri, but it's real nice to work with. Worked it off of the spall in the pics
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I made a little arrowhead. In reality its more of a small knife or an atlatl dart tip bc it's a little too heavy to be an arrowhead. I can't remember what the material is, something from sw missouri, but it's real nice to work with. Worked it off of the spall in the pics
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When you're trying to evolve but life hits hard
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
When you're trying to evolve but life hits hard
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Green bean casserole, get it the hell out of here. You should have to eat it in a room away from other people.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Green bean casserole, get it the hell out of here. You should have to eat it in a room away from other people.
Well, Colts fans, it was a good run, but now is the time of the season where we lose 6 of the last 7 games, finish 9-8, and miss the playoffs by a tie breaker.
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Well, Colts fans, it was a good run, but now is the time of the season where we lose 6 of the last 7 games, finish 9-8, and miss the playoffs by a tie breaker.
I know the best way to bring the inflation rate down but bluesky suspends people for giving good financial advice.
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I know the best way to bring the inflation rate down but bluesky suspends people for giving good financial advice.
We put the tree up tonight! It's so vibrant, filled with trinkets and keepsakes from our lives, and shining bright with love. The kids say it's the best one we've ever done. I'm feeling very fulfilled in this moment. I'm an incredibly lucky person.
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
We put the tree up tonight! It's so vibrant, filled with trinkets and keepsakes from our lives, and shining bright with love. The kids say it's the best one we've ever done. I'm feeling very fulfilled in this moment. I'm an incredibly lucky person.
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anyways, tell everyone to follow me, baz, here on bluesky so my i get what little dopamine i desperately need
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
anyways, tell everyone to follow me, baz, here on bluesky so my i get what little dopamine i desperately need
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Marjorie Taylor Greene to start at QB for the Cleveland Browns
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene to start at QB for the Cleveland Browns
And out come the wolves
Out come the wolves
Out come the wolves
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
And out come the wolves
Out come the wolves
Out come the wolves
Sometimes I still think about a cool leaf I found many years ago. Probably my favorite leaf of all time.
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Sometimes I still think about a cool leaf I found many years ago. Probably my favorite leaf of all time.
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Hope this one doesn’t drive you mad.
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Hope this one doesn’t drive you mad.
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Perfect rock part 1 of 2
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Perfect rock part 1 of 2
New guy at work looks like if Gary Larson drew Gideon Gleeful from gravity falls
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
New guy at work looks like if Gary Larson drew Gideon Gleeful from gravity falls
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We had 69. The new generation only has 67. Shrinkflation is no joke.
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
We had 69. The new generation only has 67. Shrinkflation is no joke.
I need this but I need it in red bc I'm a full flavor guy
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I need this but I need it in red bc I'm a full flavor guy
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People like shows like Kitchen Nightmares and Undercover Boss bc we're starving for someone to come to work and chew our bosses out which is why I'm pitching Undercover OSHA and Undercover NLRB to HBO, who might give me enough of a budget to actually fund those departments of government properly
June 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
People like shows like Kitchen Nightmares and Undercover Boss bc we're starving for someone to come to work and chew our bosses out which is why I'm pitching Undercover OSHA and Undercover NLRB to HBO, who might give me enough of a budget to actually fund those departments of government properly
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
There is a guy behind me at the drive thru who looks so much like me that I thought I was looking at my reflection when I saw him in my mirror.
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
There is a guy behind me at the drive thru who looks so much like me that I thought I was looking at my reflection when I saw him in my mirror.
Nancy mace looks like she spends her time in a dark room smoking meth out of a broken lightbulb in between her public appearances.
November 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Nancy mace looks like she spends her time in a dark room smoking meth out of a broken lightbulb in between her public appearances.
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David Semen Heater
Kentucky, Births and Christenings, 1839-1960
Kentucky, Births and Christenings, 1839-1960
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
David Semen Heater
Kentucky, Births and Christenings, 1839-1960
Kentucky, Births and Christenings, 1839-1960
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found a truly amazing epitaph
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
found a truly amazing epitaph
I don't think the pizzagaters "won culturally". I think people have always loved to dig into salacious material to glean details about the lives of depraved and disgusting people in power. Shit isn't new and there isn't anywhere near the level of insanity that we saw from pizzagaters.
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I don't think the pizzagaters "won culturally". I think people have always loved to dig into salacious material to glean details about the lives of depraved and disgusting people in power. Shit isn't new and there isn't anywhere near the level of insanity that we saw from pizzagaters.
Why did they make the basketball courts look like shit?
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Why did they make the basketball courts look like shit?