Elle
@elleisanisland.bsky.social
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Elle
@elleisanisland.bsky.social
· Oct 8
obsessed with this photo of cows watching the northern lights. it's the scene in a muppet movie that's so surprisingly touching you start to cry
(photographer: @ChrisReichert3 on twitter)
(photographer: @ChrisReichert3 on twitter)
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Cornish artist Kirsty Elson creates art with driftwood and other found material #WomensArt
#December7th #ArtAdvent 🎄
#December7th #ArtAdvent 🎄
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Cornish artist Kirsty Elson creates art with driftwood and other found material #WomensArt
#December7th #ArtAdvent 🎄
#December7th #ArtAdvent 🎄
You might as well hear this from me. The Grinch didn't get better because of love. It was because he started on an antidepressant. That's also why you never see him with an erection.
December 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
You might as well hear this from me. The Grinch didn't get better because of love. It was because he started on an antidepressant. That's also why you never see him with an erection.
Florida upside down is the Grinch
December 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Florida upside down is the Grinch
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bad news kids Santa used ai to plot his route this year and the sleigh took off 3 days early and crashed into the Alps almost immediately
December 22, 2024 at 6:52 PM
bad news kids Santa used ai to plot his route this year and the sleigh took off 3 days early and crashed into the Alps almost immediately
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If santa stole all the presents and money and got himself a boat
Dear Orcas:
Your next mission, should you choose to accept it
Your next mission, should you choose to accept it
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If santa stole all the presents and money and got himself a boat
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It's #Caturday. This is mine chicken. He's Healthy & Local. So am I. Hope you're able to enjoy this day. Hope you too have a chicken 😸 Love you all. Forever. Hugs ❄️💙❄️
December 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It's #Caturday. This is mine chicken. He's Healthy & Local. So am I. Hope you're able to enjoy this day. Hope you too have a chicken 😸 Love you all. Forever. Hugs ❄️💙❄️
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Got tased at bingo again
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Got tased at bingo again
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Lately I’ve been getting into roaming the desolate wastelands in search of higher meaning
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Lately I’ve been getting into roaming the desolate wastelands in search of higher meaning
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X-mas battlefield
🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️
🏔️ 🎄 ❄️ 🏔️🏔️ 🏔️
⛄🎄 ❄️ 🗡️🦌 🌲
🎄 🎄 🏔️
☃️ 💥 🌲 💣 🎄🤶
🎄 ❄️ 🔥 🔥🌲
⛄ 🎄 💥 🎄🪓🎅
❄️ ☠️ 💣 🔥🌲
⛄🎄 ❄️ 🎄 🔫🦌 ❄️
🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️
🏔️ 🎄 ❄️ 🏔️🏔️ 🏔️
⛄🎄 ❄️ 🗡️🦌 🌲
🎄 🎄 🏔️
☃️ 💥 🌲 💣 🎄🤶
🎄 ❄️ 🔥 🔥🌲
⛄ 🎄 💥 🎄🪓🎅
❄️ ☠️ 💣 🔥🌲
⛄🎄 ❄️ 🎄 🔫🦌 ❄️
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
X-mas battlefield
🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️
🏔️ 🎄 ❄️ 🏔️🏔️ 🏔️
⛄🎄 ❄️ 🗡️🦌 🌲
🎄 🎄 🏔️
☃️ 💥 🌲 💣 🎄🤶
🎄 ❄️ 🔥 🔥🌲
⛄ 🎄 💥 🎄🪓🎅
❄️ ☠️ 💣 🔥🌲
⛄🎄 ❄️ 🎄 🔫🦌 ❄️
🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️🌨️
🏔️ 🎄 ❄️ 🏔️🏔️ 🏔️
⛄🎄 ❄️ 🗡️🦌 🌲
🎄 🎄 🏔️
☃️ 💥 🌲 💣 🎄🤶
🎄 ❄️ 🔥 🔥🌲
⛄ 🎄 💥 🎄🪓🎅
❄️ ☠️ 💣 🔥🌲
⛄🎄 ❄️ 🎄 🔫🦌 ❄️
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When I was around six or so my mom had a navy velvet evening gown with tiny, circular mirrors circling the neck, wrists, & hem. So that’s why I’m like this.
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
When I was around six or so my mom had a navy velvet evening gown with tiny, circular mirrors circling the neck, wrists, & hem. So that’s why I’m like this.
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Killer menu of non-fash-billionaire-bastardized news from @marisakabas.bsky.social here. Give the gift of non-complicity.
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December 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Killer menu of non-fash-billionaire-bastardized news from @marisakabas.bsky.social here. Give the gift of non-complicity.
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You're a cowboy? so like, a Minotaur?
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
You're a cowboy? so like, a Minotaur?
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watching a commercial for a drug called “cobenfy” makes me realize we could crowdsource the end of Big Pharma advertising by listing every possible syllable mashup and mocking it before it can be trademarked. Cobenfy—for when Pablux isn’t enough.
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
watching a commercial for a drug called “cobenfy” makes me realize we could crowdsource the end of Big Pharma advertising by listing every possible syllable mashup and mocking it before it can be trademarked. Cobenfy—for when Pablux isn’t enough.
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
September 11, 2023 at 7:33 PM
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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gotcha...maybe
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
gotcha...maybe
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I would describe my style of posting as scrawling something dumb in crayon on cocktail napkin, folding it over several times, and then dropping it through a gloryhole as I walk away wearing really great shoes
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I would describe my style of posting as scrawling something dumb in crayon on cocktail napkin, folding it over several times, and then dropping it through a gloryhole as I walk away wearing really great shoes
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My brother, dad, & I met with my dad’s accountant today, & I, the baby, went into full, terrifying, AOSD (agenda, outline, supporting documents) mode which caused the accountant to call in her assistant, hold up my outline, & say, “See? This is what I need from you.” & my brother texted me, “OMFG.”
December 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
My brother, dad, & I met with my dad’s accountant today, & I, the baby, went into full, terrifying, AOSD (agenda, outline, supporting documents) mode which caused the accountant to call in her assistant, hold up my outline, & say, “See? This is what I need from you.” & my brother texted me, “OMFG.”
gestures to make you more elegant and feminine
December 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
gestures to make you more elegant and feminine
tried to kill itself by jumping off the road
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
tried to kill itself by jumping off the road
The generation that complained for years about young children getting participation trophies just gave a grown man a soccer peace prize
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The generation that complained for years about young children getting participation trophies just gave a grown man a soccer peace prize
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I don't do anywhere near enough self-promotion here.
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I don't do anywhere near enough self-promotion here.
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my favorite part of every Christmas special is when Santa and all the reindeer lift off from a roof and immediately head for the distant horizon instead of the house next door
December 7, 2024 at 8:17 PM
my favorite part of every Christmas special is when Santa and all the reindeer lift off from a roof and immediately head for the distant horizon instead of the house next door
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I have been cruelly reminded that five years ago, at a butterfly sanctuary, a green one landed on my shoulder & I yipped in fear & went into a bomb crouch, in public, on a gravel path.
December 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I have been cruelly reminded that five years ago, at a butterfly sanctuary, a green one landed on my shoulder & I yipped in fear & went into a bomb crouch, in public, on a gravel path.
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i'm doing Story Smash this Saturday night at the Lyric Hyperion and it's always fun, please come if you can
December 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
i'm doing Story Smash this Saturday night at the Lyric Hyperion and it's always fun, please come if you can
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This guy is freaking terrifying.
December 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This guy is freaking terrifying.