Mary
@anniemumary.bsky.social
Here we go again!
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Mary
@anniemumary.bsky.social
· Mar 3
My Oscar would be for my performance in I’m Good. How Are You?
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In case someone hasn't told you today: you're doing great, internet stranger who could be a serial killer for all I actually know. Stay gold.
December 7, 2025 at 9:31 AM
In case someone hasn't told you today: you're doing great, internet stranger who could be a serial killer for all I actually know. Stay gold.
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Inside and outside is a blunt sort of a feeling, the kind that used to pierce but now rests like a floating leaf, adjusting will to way.
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Inside and outside is a blunt sort of a feeling, the kind that used to pierce but now rests like a floating leaf, adjusting will to way.
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Put up an 8-foot real Fraser fir tree yesterday but haven’t decorated it yet and tbh I’m digging the nature reclaiming its space vibe in the living room
December 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Put up an 8-foot real Fraser fir tree yesterday but haven’t decorated it yet and tbh I’m digging the nature reclaiming its space vibe in the living room
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I'm a little snobby about my cannellini beans.
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I'm a little snobby about my cannellini beans.
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Attempted to draw a baby alligator for one of next week's comics.
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Attempted to draw a baby alligator for one of next week's comics.
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ok but can your AI glasses catch a quick glance of a familiar-looking guy in your hometown grocery store, and then search through 3+ decades of memories scattered around your brain, and give you an accurate answer for where you recognize him from?
December 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
ok but can your AI glasses catch a quick glance of a familiar-looking guy in your hometown grocery store, and then search through 3+ decades of memories scattered around your brain, and give you an accurate answer for where you recognize him from?
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Last night a baby froggy jumped on my face & got me right on the lips & I’m wondering what happens when a frog kisses you instead
December 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Last night a baby froggy jumped on my face & got me right on the lips & I’m wondering what happens when a frog kisses you instead
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Somebody dress me and shove me out the door please?
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Somebody dress me and shove me out the door please?
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A new service where someone reviews & deletes all the totally unnecessary photos you've taken and will probably never look at again.
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
A new service where someone reviews & deletes all the totally unnecessary photos you've taken and will probably never look at again.
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do you want to come over and dry my dog after she wades in snow drifts up to her chin
December 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
do you want to come over and dry my dog after she wades in snow drifts up to her chin
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This, that, AND the other? In this economy?
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This, that, AND the other? In this economy?
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Peak mini golf era.
course rules, sir goony golf, chattanooga, tennessee, 1986
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Peak mini golf era.
If you saw a lady in the window putting lights on the tree yesterday and you see that same lady in the window still putting lights on that tree, look away.
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If you saw a lady in the window putting lights on the tree yesterday and you see that same lady in the window still putting lights on that tree, look away.
Why did my face serum partner with Wicked?
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Why did my face serum partner with Wicked?
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the crossbow has to be one of the most “hey give me a second here” weapons of all time
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
the crossbow has to be one of the most “hey give me a second here” weapons of all time
I saw a video of a lady decorating her living room like it was Christmas in the 1990s. Good news, guys, I’m on trend.
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I saw a video of a lady decorating her living room like it was Christmas in the 1990s. Good news, guys, I’m on trend.
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(looking at the apple on my nightstand)
You've evaded capture for a week, but tomorrow I'm coming for you.
You've evaded capture for a week, but tomorrow I'm coming for you.
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
(looking at the apple on my nightstand)
You've evaded capture for a week, but tomorrow I'm coming for you.
You've evaded capture for a week, but tomorrow I'm coming for you.
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Through the power of mental gymnastics I'm experiencing hope up to 15 minutes a day.
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Through the power of mental gymnastics I'm experiencing hope up to 15 minutes a day.
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I bet the Batmobile has horrible fuel efficiency.
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I bet the Batmobile has horrible fuel efficiency.
Once you can put in a zipper, no one can stop you. You can put a zipper anywhere. I mean, look at pencil cases.
December 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Once you can put in a zipper, no one can stop you. You can put a zipper anywhere. I mean, look at pencil cases.
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I would have thought my street hockey stick-handling prowess would have paid dividends by now
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I would have thought my street hockey stick-handling prowess would have paid dividends by now
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I try to be “the better person” but it’s just so boring
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I try to be “the better person” but it’s just so boring
I would rather sew you a full raccoon costume than hem a pair of pants for you.
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I would rather sew you a full raccoon costume than hem a pair of pants for you.
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well well if it isn’t an email i unsubscribed from
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
well well if it isn’t an email i unsubscribed from