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@anniemumary.bsky.social

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · Mar 3

My Oscar would be for my performance in I’m Good. How Are You?

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𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖒𝖞𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 🕯️ @warmyellowlight.bsky.social · 6h

life is simple if you just change your entire relationship with everything and all your thought patterns and everything you do

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 6h

You can try to think of a better early 80s power pop hit than “Magic Power” by Triumph but you’ll fail because dammit you’re still young wild and free despite those high cholesterol numbers

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 9h

My daughter has been in the professional world about a year and a half and I was talking to her about how her job is going. She told me she never knew anyone named Brian before and now she knows 8 people named Brian and 2 people named Doug.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 22h

That moment I temporarily stop inhabiting my body so that I can pronounce the word corroboration.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 23h

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 23h

It was an unsettling site to see it plugged in. And there was a giant sticker on the door explaining about don’t use the bidet until you’re sure you know how to operate it. I hurried out of there.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 4d

Let’s meet at the sand-pit. We’ll listen to REO Speedwagon unironically and drink Boone’s Farm until we see balloons

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 2d

If I really like you I’ll let you feel the dent in my head

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 1d

I hope your dog lives long enough to grow grizzled and cranky and wise. And if not, let them at least teach you how to live in the absolute moment 🐾

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 1d

you can whisper kris kross to yourself as a pep talk during a presentation no one will care is a lesson I learned this week

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Meghan Lands @meghanlands.bsky.social · 1d

Hi book people, I recently started reading fiction again. I just finished Klara and the Sun by Kazuo Ishiguro and really enjoyed it, can you recommend something to read next? I've missed like 10 years of novels so go nuts.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry I was rude, I didn’t want to be invited again

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 1d

I was on a road trip today and stopped at a gas station. When I stepped into the bathroom stall, the toilet was plugged into the wall. Apparently it had a heating unit as well as a bidet system. I did not explore the amenities.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 2d

To cats, trippy music doesn't mean psychedelics

Sketch of a cat walking determinedly between the legs of a human

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 2d

My water heater died, I have no hot water and my neighbor is blasting EDM is this Burning Man

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 2d

We can make an exception.

Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 2d

I was at a crowded event today and the baby in front of me was named Mary. And the elderly lady next to me was also named Mary and I felt like the three of us should’ve gathered to discuss life as a Mary over some Diet Coke/formula.