Mary
@anniemumary.bsky.social
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Mary
@anniemumary.bsky.social
· Mar 3
My Oscar would be for my performance in I’m Good. How Are You?
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Happy Low Tire Pressure season to all who celebrate.
December 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Happy Low Tire Pressure season to all who celebrate.
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Is it cold enough for double sock protocol?
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Is it cold enough for double sock protocol?
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Sometimes I’ll listen to opera while watching The Three Stooges on mute for the full effect
December 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Sometimes I’ll listen to opera while watching The Three Stooges on mute for the full effect
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Before the WiFi went out, the scariest thing in the Midwest was stepping into the dark and hearing only the squeaks of a rusty old windmill.
December 9, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Before the WiFi went out, the scariest thing in the Midwest was stepping into the dark and hearing only the squeaks of a rusty old windmill.
You’ve already reached your limit of free articles and it’s none, the screen sneers. Get your gossip someplace else.
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
You’ve already reached your limit of free articles and it’s none, the screen sneers. Get your gossip someplace else.
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There's still time to send out holiday gifts! I have jewelry and shirts, all made by meeeee. If you want to skip using Etsy, just message me. If you go through Etsy, use code THANKS for 15% off. www.etsy.com/shop/TinType...
December 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
There's still time to send out holiday gifts! I have jewelry and shirts, all made by meeeee. If you want to skip using Etsy, just message me. If you go through Etsy, use code THANKS for 15% off. www.etsy.com/shop/TinType...
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THESE SKEETS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO PICK IT UP IF THEY'RE GONNA KICK SEASONAL DEPRESSION'S ASS.
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
THESE SKEETS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO PICK IT UP IF THEY'RE GONNA KICK SEASONAL DEPRESSION'S ASS.
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Bottles of olive oil are a gift now. Here's your salad dressing. Merry Happy you piece of shit.
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Bottles of olive oil are a gift now. Here's your salad dressing. Merry Happy you piece of shit.
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America's doing what? The America? From Fievel? Well that doesn't sound right.
September 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
America's doing what? The America? From Fievel? Well that doesn't sound right.
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We weren’t in love, but we did meet in the vestibule.
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
We weren’t in love, but we did meet in the vestibule.
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I prefer solitude too much to compromise with the world.
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I prefer solitude too much to compromise with the world.
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I remember watching the original Star Trek when I was a kid and noticing the seams in the costumes and wondering if clothing in the future would have seams. A knitted sweater doesn't have seams.
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I remember watching the original Star Trek when I was a kid and noticing the seams in the costumes and wondering if clothing in the future would have seams. A knitted sweater doesn't have seams.
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This restaurant has a Reuben pizza on the menu. What's not on the the menu? A Reuben sandwich. What exactly are we trying to accomplish here?
December 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
This restaurant has a Reuben pizza on the menu. What's not on the the menu? A Reuben sandwich. What exactly are we trying to accomplish here?
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I still have a glovebox full of Bed Bath and Beyond coupons. Hope springs eternal.
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I still have a glovebox full of Bed Bath and Beyond coupons. Hope springs eternal.
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Dysfunction junction what's your function
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Dysfunction junction what's your function
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Hittin red lights used to piss me off. Then I started realizing well maybe The Power That Be reserved for us this time to rock the fuck out.
December 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Hittin red lights used to piss me off. Then I started realizing well maybe The Power That Be reserved for us this time to rock the fuck out.
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Chanel should make a bathroom spray called Chanel No.2.
December 8, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Chanel should make a bathroom spray called Chanel No.2.
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"Hey boss, I caught that thing that's going around."
"The flu?"
"Indifference."
"The flu?"
"Indifference."
December 8, 2025 at 5:05 AM
"Hey boss, I caught that thing that's going around."
"The flu?"
"Indifference."
"The flu?"
"Indifference."
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after much consideration, I have decided to make back pain my entire identity going forward
December 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
after much consideration, I have decided to make back pain my entire identity going forward
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[first date]
"Here are my top five most embarrassing Google searches."
"Here are my top five most embarrassing Google searches."
December 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
[first date]
"Here are my top five most embarrassing Google searches."
"Here are my top five most embarrassing Google searches."
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After carefully studying the various drug side effects listed in the commercials, I’ve finally reached a decision to ask my doctor if Placebo is right for me.
December 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
After carefully studying the various drug side effects listed in the commercials, I’ve finally reached a decision to ask my doctor if Placebo is right for me.
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I’m exhausted but I’m trying to make it cool by saying, “exhausted!” in the same way I would say, “sassy!” or, “sizzle!”
December 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I’m exhausted but I’m trying to make it cool by saying, “exhausted!” in the same way I would say, “sassy!” or, “sizzle!”
I don’t know what’s happening in all these Christmastowns but people are pretty irresponsible with their antique pocketwatches, charm bracelets, and grandparents’ love letters as well as deeds to property.
December 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I don’t know what’s happening in all these Christmastowns but people are pretty irresponsible with their antique pocketwatches, charm bracelets, and grandparents’ love letters as well as deeds to property.
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Nothing worse than a looming household crisis and having no one at all but yourself to blame for it.
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Nothing worse than a looming household crisis and having no one at all but yourself to blame for it.
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[cooking show]
MJM: …then you take your passion—it should be molten & multichrome at this point so it’s tricky—& cast it, & use a lot of wrist here, into an emotional deep freeze so it gets that dazzling, merciless mirror finish the gang can’t help but talk about. Perfect for the holidays!
MJM: …then you take your passion—it should be molten & multichrome at this point so it’s tricky—& cast it, & use a lot of wrist here, into an emotional deep freeze so it gets that dazzling, merciless mirror finish the gang can’t help but talk about. Perfect for the holidays!
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
[cooking show]
MJM: …then you take your passion—it should be molten & multichrome at this point so it’s tricky—& cast it, & use a lot of wrist here, into an emotional deep freeze so it gets that dazzling, merciless mirror finish the gang can’t help but talk about. Perfect for the holidays!
MJM: …then you take your passion—it should be molten & multichrome at this point so it’s tricky—& cast it, & use a lot of wrist here, into an emotional deep freeze so it gets that dazzling, merciless mirror finish the gang can’t help but talk about. Perfect for the holidays!