Blerrfrankincensemyrrh
@blerrycat1.bsky.social
Madmother, ailurophile and bookworm
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Always learning. Believe in a bit of everything. Humorist and absurdist. Change is constant, the world is chaotic. Otherwise average Midwestern straight white female office worker.
〰️💜〰️💠〰️⭐️〰️
Always learning. Believe in a bit of everything. Humorist and absurdist. Change is constant, the world is chaotic. Otherwise average Midwestern straight white female office worker.
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My in depth analysis of the Thanksgiving parade:
a close up of a cat 's face with the words " what the fluff " below it
Alt: a close up of a confused sus cat 's face turning with the words " what the fluff?
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November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My in depth analysis of the Thanksgiving parade:
Don't forget to feed & water your Blerrs today!
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Don't forget to feed & water your Blerrs today!
You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone is what killed you.
@badposter.lol Thanks a lot Skipbama!
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
@badposter.lol Thanks a lot Skipbama!
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The cat thinks I am so stupid. I catch him doing something he shouldn’t be and he winks at me because he knows it gets me all emotional when he winks at me. If he was a human this would be a toxic relationship
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The cat thinks I am so stupid. I catch him doing something he shouldn’t be and he winks at me because he knows it gets me all emotional when he winks at me. If he was a human this would be a toxic relationship
Good advice for tomorrow!
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Good advice for tomorrow!
What's your most controversial Thankgiving opinion?
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
What's your most controversial Thankgiving opinion?
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When I see a cat, I MUST snap and the give em the double finger guns. It's a compulsion. I must do this every time. For every cat. Every day.
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
When I see a cat, I MUST snap and the give em the double finger guns. It's a compulsion. I must do this every time. For every cat. Every day.
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
Telling my coworkers to shhh I'm trying to listen to my atmospheric black metal!
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Telling my coworkers to shhh I'm trying to listen to my atmospheric black metal!
Tom Hanks branded air fresheners called Tom Stanks
Tom Hanks branded steaks called Tom’s Flanks
Tom Hanks branded hair extensions called Tom’s Hanks o’ Hair
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Tom Hanks branded air fresheners called Tom Stanks
A lil Ri to start the day youtube.com/watch?v=y3OB...
Same Ol’ Mistakes
YouTube video by Rihanna - Topic
youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
A lil Ri to start the day youtube.com/watch?v=y3OB...
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the cat doesn't have a mental health diagnosis you have bad vibes and I hope you can face that very honestly.
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
the cat doesn't have a mental health diagnosis you have bad vibes and I hope you can face that very honestly.
How I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
How I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving
The night is dark and full of Blerrs!
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The night is dark and full of Blerrs!
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me: notices something smells off
my cat, who has been silently walking up to me, presumably farting:
my cat, who has been silently walking up to me, presumably farting:
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
me: notices something smells off
my cat, who has been silently walking up to me, presumably farting:
my cat, who has been silently walking up to me, presumably farting:
This is for him, he knows who he is!
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This is for him, he knows who he is!
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I recently learned that Blerrmeister is in need of a blood transfusion.
That deep-seated desire to bother people is caused by clown blood.
That deep-seated desire to bother people is caused by clown blood.
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I recently learned that Blerrmeister is in need of a blood transfusion.
That deep-seated desire to bother people is caused by clown blood.
That deep-seated desire to bother people is caused by clown blood.