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hemingwaymuse.bsky.social
botanical barbie
@hemingwaymuse.bsky.social
moon, horror, plants, with a dash of disabled sass

Texas 🤘🏻 - chargers/wishy washy packers fan

28 • she/her • OK📍

oh, I'm Alex hi

for interior design inquiries, paintings and blog info: linktr.ee/venaalex
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well folks that's a wrap on this year

I am now transitioning to taking inquiries for 2026 projects

should you want something this year yet bartering will be taken into consideration
new pinned post to wrap up the year ✨

I am now booking for Oct-Nov, check out my thread below for details on commissions and design projects. Space is limited and I would love to work with you!
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

- Luke Bryan
- Brantley Gilbert
- Eli Young Band
- Florida Georgia Line
- Darius Rucker
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

- Cleveland Orchestra
- Dead Can Dance
- Skinny Puppy
- B52s
- Lord of the Rings live orchestra
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:

• The Monkees
• Wham!
• Styx
• Keith Urban (3X)
• Harry Connick Jr.
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
just so we all end the night on the same page, all of my green and gold sports friends you're okay with keeping LaFluer on as coach now

like you're satisfied ?
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Stack is a man of the people
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
So I'll be special and I'll be rare with a smile and a ribbon in my hair SO ILL BE SPECIAL AND ILL BE RARE WITH A SMILE AND A RIBBON IN MY HAIR
November 28, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I think they called Joe burrow a veteran and I feel like that's wrong
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
ok I'll go out tomorrow I am sure there are still a few pounds of pecans on the ground maybe I can still have some
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I was gonna make pecan pie

I was gonna make candied pecans

I wasn't going to have to buy pecans this year

Yall I am so sad
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 AM
66 ford mustang would fix me
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
it's like why even bother being excited about anything ever it never works out fuck
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
devastating but I think I've lost my entire pecan harvest as they weren't all the way dry

I'm so sad

Gardening is such a defeating fucking process.

fuck.
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
is he wearing a cowboy boot
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Currently at $1255.12/2000

Thank you everyone!!

Could still use boosts and new eyes! 🙏💚
I've put it off too long

In three days we won't have money for heating fuel, feed, or groceries. We're basically fucked. I need a goal of $2000 by the end of November, about $500 of that needs to be immediate, and we've never made a goal before.

Please help.

Venmo/cashapp: BurdockAndBramble
Well, for the few of you who haven't muted me already, I'm about to post our MA needs again. Put it off as long as we could.
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Looking for an additional writing home in 2026! Officially a writer for hire in the horror space. 🤎
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
how old were you when you finally decided to try pepper jack cheese do I need to give it a chance
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
made ham and pickle roll ups obviously the highlight for today's snack tray
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
BOAT STUCK
Happy thanksgiving. Boat stuck.
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Tom Brady wearing a very loose suit, anticipating eating a lot of turkey I guess
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
omg totally forgot last year today we lost power and that was pre-gas fireplace and pre-generator and I had to call my parents to try and find the box that my mom packed the candles in and it was SO damn cold

I read Frankenstein by the light of a candle 😭😭
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
happy plants 🌿
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I suffer from a new affliction where I hear Tom Brady and I say "hi tom" very enthusiastically to my tv
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
these days feel like cruel and unusual punishment, I know they aren't but god they feel like it
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
real nice thoughts today about how fun it is to be immunocompromised in a society like this knowing I will probably never in my life break bread with ~anyone~
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
everybody's in the clear I have already sliced open my hand so none of you have to
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Good morning to those of you working today, those of you without families or a place to go, those of you that experience 'holidays' as just another day. Those of us who are unseen, unnoticed, excluded.
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
folks we've made it to the best time of the year: football for four straight days
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM